Raised by my Great Grandmother in Texas, moved around the country quite a bit. College educated. Had a criminal record which barred me from the military after 9/11 so I became a private contractor, which by contract, I can't really talk about. I can say I've successfully guarded some high profile targets, have sustained several severe injuries, and have endured six surgeries, with one more (hopefully final) scheduled in August 2009. I've lost several friends in combat, both military and civillian, and seen twice that number crippled.
I am a nihilistic male without a father, instilled in my early years by (lol) Flowers for Algernon and Old Yeller.
I tend to be blunt.
I do not like repeating myself.
You know, or will come to know my various stances on issues as time goes by. Most of you will disagree with my ideology. That is fine.
The purpose of this thread is comical value, and a redirection of your personal attacks in other threads to this one. Flame me all you want here.
I won't report you.
Hell this will be my only post in the thread. This is your catharsis.
I also do not mind being a stand-in for any person who has pissed you off today. We all know the world is full of idiots. Feel free to take it out on me.
Lastly, have a nice day. There's always someone worse off than you. Right now, somewhere in the world, someone is on fire. That guy (or gal) is having a bad day. Right now, somewhere in the world, some innocent person has just been sentenced to life in prison or death for a crime they did not commit. That feller's havin' a bad day.
Regards,
PrideAssassin
Edit: This is a debatable topic as there may be one or two people who disagree with the consensus. Emphasis on the may. I wholeheartedly believe however that the vast majority of people will view me as an ass.
