ok so what r u "moderator" guys, what do u do, and howd u get ur specail rank. so far all ive got r uptight remarks cuz i dont know all the rules yet lookin at me like im a freak i dont worship a website

We kill you and eat your souls.

cops? what do u need cops for? ooo look at me im double posting come lock me up in jail ill be sure not to drop the soap

Theyre to make sure you follow the rules.

WE need "Police" for the same reason that the rest of the world needs law enforcment. So everything dosen't go up crap creek without a paddle. Also beacuse sometimes spammy n00btards come ^ and well...spam. So Peregrine eats there souls,and Switch feeds them to SpamBane and....whatever Malchik does. And isin't this forum for introductions. And...

yeah i can understand an entire world or nation needing law enforce ment but this is a website besides wen u play morrowind do u actully obey the law i tihnk u guys might take this just a little too seriously

those moderator may be the only person to ever gotten AIDS from a toilet seat by sitting down before the last guy got up, and you may well have been voted "Man of the Year" by Time magazine for having had more meat between your buns than McDonald's, but what you fail to realize, is that all I want to hear from you is absolute silence.

nice lol u really know how to make friends with the police the cops must love u

Just when I think I've read the stupidest post ever, you go and post another. Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction.

You amaze me! I didn't think it was possible for one person to possess such a vast reservoir of undiluted gibberish! You're just another Internet-addicted idiot suffering from diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the mind. Oh well, at least you only charge what your free advice is worth. To quote Thomas Brackett Reed: "They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge."

You light up a room when you leave it. No doubt your life is so dull, that you can actually write your diary one week in advance. If you called the Suicide Hotline, they'd say: "Go ahead. Do it!" Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you weren't intellectually outclassed by dead sheep; if your weren't so fat that your local 'All-You-Can-Eat' buffet had to install speed bumps, or if you didn't have a face so ugly that even your mother didn't know which end to put the diaper on. Who am I kidding? You would.

In conclusion, why don't you go away and play Russian roulette with all chambers fully-loaded?

that would be to all the "police" around here

Hallie_717: Spare your family any more embarassment and kill yourself. FULL IP BAN FOR ABSOLUTE STUPIDITY.

Riddick: Strike one for disrespect towards the moderators. If you don't like the rules, don't post here.


If anyone else here would like to join the banned list, feel free to post here.

*takes out the Soothsayer*
Any one gives me problem and I go make it hell for them. Sometimes I wish I was a mod. I mean I'm mature. More mature than Switch at least

what are u ppl talking about ure telling me to commit suicide i want to but its just too hard for me plz help me kill myself thats sad just because i couldnt come up with ne thing better

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Riddick/Hallie:

What in the good hells would make you do this. You register on a forum, one that's been up for quite a while and works extremely effeicently, and start disrespecting our system. Why? We have obviously found a system that works, and most of us enjoy.

Hallie:

Once again, why? You've been here for one day, yet you start acting as if you know how this place works, act as if you know how the moderators act all the time. Besides the fact that it is completely wrong, it is obtusely stupid. You have, in the matter of one day, have now made enemies. If this is how you act in society, get a grip.

ill tell u waht i make of it its almost a from of succses u see this topic hasnt even been here for a full day and already 139 poeple have viewed it. thats more then most of the posts get here in a week thats pretty good dont u think?

I wouldn't call it a form of success. The only reason people are keeping an eye on
this thread is that we are curious as to in what form the Hellbird's rage will manifest
itself. If you register on a forum, you are expected to follow its rules and be
constructive, rather than start criticising it with your first post. So if you want to
stay on this forum and win the friendship of its users, do not be disrespectful. You
might not like these forums, but we do, so please respect that.

Hallie's IP has been wildcard banned...so doubt and hope we'll not be seeing a post from him any time soon.

ok maybe u dont understand the meaning of succses. if i had 1 dollar for every person who looked at this thats 140 dollars in one day now thats alot of money but lets just see how much that would be in a week

140 x 7 day in a week = 980 in a week even more money but lets just see hom much that is in a month

980$ x 4 weeks in a month 3920 in a month even more cash but lets just see how much that is in a year

3920 x 12 months in a year $47040$ just for starting a small topic

now who esle doesnt think that is succses?

Ok, and maybe you don't understand the fact that its not a good thing this many people are seeing such stupidity?

140 x 7 days in a week = 980 people in a week

980 people x 4 weeks in a month. 3920 people in a month even more people seeing the stupidity but lets just see how many people that is in a year

3920 x 12 months in a year 47040 just for starting a stupid topic!

See what I did there?

jeez u hate me too endless phantasy seemd alot more forgiving

Who says that this will last forever. I doublt that you could ever keep it up for a full year. If you hate it here just leave. There is no poit to you even being here. The reasons i think that people view it so much is becaus we dont like people who screw around on the froum and disrespect it and feel that we need to take action to stop it (do to our great liking of the place and great moderators who keep it clean). Also y the hell would you register on a forum just to complain about it .

thats a very good question ask hallie

Riddick, you're missing the point. You DON'T get a dollar for every people watching
this thread. So you don't get 47040 dollars at the end of the year. The best you
can hope for is 47040 amused people, provided it's a good thread, or 47040
annoyed people if it's a bad one. Nothing to do with success, or with money either.

yeah i suppose i wonder what new and radical insults await me now

lol none of u checked to see if i did the math right did u?

i think its a success but u moderator guys suck

Just stop the immaturity.Ugh...
*reports*

hey u ppl you speak any language that gibbering idiots like me can understand?

i r about as entertaining as a child's inflatable punching toy. You bop it, it springs back, you bop it again and you forget it ever existed. It slowly deflates in an unused corner, then one day you throw it away. There's nothing wrong with me that couldn't be cured with a little Prozac and a polo mallet, or, better yet, suicide. Maybe i wouldn't diss like such a pathetic loser if i'd had enough oxygen at birth;or if i didn't have a face that is registered as a biological weapon.

my shit is smarter than i am!

its a personal gain and i see that u guys are hearing from me again because i am a BIIIOTCH!!

im vulkin stupid and tight ass' (please stik a cactus up it)


--------In conclusion, i should sit down and shut up before i trip over my own tongue and hurt myself. i shouldn't have scary things like tongues to hurt myself with it makes me want to die because i hate my life and i am so worthless plz give me a knife i want to die right now

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peregrine iz teh my w0rst n1ghmare]

what are u crack heads talking about FULL IP BAN OOO

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peregrine iz teh my w0rst n1ghmare

thanks for fixing everything i cudn't tipe 1 handed it makes me feel soooo gooood 2 tr0ll teh forums its teh 1337er then teh woman ill nevar g3t becuz i r teh goat luver

y u have to go n do that u little pregnant-dog i cant even hold my own without cheating 0n my goat

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peregrine iz teh my w0rst n1ghmare

Um, seeing this thread is swarming with moderators, and got a visit from Darky himself, why is this not locked? Is it not a fetid pile of n00biness and immaturity? I mean, come on!

Its being kept open for a good reason, just best I don't tell you

I think its being kept open to flush out some untrustworthy people...

Personally, I think someone who was just IP banned got back on under a different name... I noticed that they type the same way and used the same signature pic:
I don't want to point fingers but -yourworstnightmare- is acting like the recently deceased -hallie 717-...

If I am wrong, forgive me. Just looks fishy to me... ...

He keeps getting a IP mask and re-joining,just with adding spaces in his name.(Like at the end). Or,at least I think so...

Good times. Just reading the "edited by moderator" posts is hilarious.


And I agree with Peregrine. If you're going to love a goat, don't cheat on it!