PC Gamer's "Alternative Lives" column -- to be honest, the first time I saw this, I mistook it for a column on alternative lifestyles and decided to leave the out-of-place text be. When I later saw a headline talking about being lonely, my suspicions were, in my eyes, confirmed. However, this small block o' text next to the simulations column and between a downright mediocre Q-and-A on hardware with someone going by the name "Vederman" and a risibly small and slightly inaccurate cheats section caught my eye with a small picture of Basks-in-the-Sun and the area just West of Fort Frostmoth accompanied by the text "Get your lizard on in Morrowind."

"Okay, cowboy," I think -- "you've got my ear, but someone is going to get flamed if that 'it's still growing' in the title will lead to what I fear it will."

My thoughts drifted, at that time, to Better Bodies 2.0 and what relevance it potentially had in Morroiwnd's inclusion in the "Alternative Lives" column...

...And then, realizing that this is the author of an RPG genre column looking back on the history of The Elder Scrolls, my thoughts turned kittens, and I started reading...