Concerning the Beta 1:

Apparently, there is something very sneaky and secretive going on around the Devs..... Read the following quotes relating to the Beta 1 and tell me what you can infer from them. I have my ideas, but those will wait for a bit, after some initial responses.......

Dancing Elephants and Nude Girls.
Ultraviolence and Ultrasex.

We're implying that we've got some interesting stuff planned for the moment that we're ready with.

or perhaps the way that screenshots have been flowing faster is'nt an indication that something is happening.....

Suz.



Edit: Title of thread changed from !! to !? in case people mistake it for a "official" news release

Nice cover story Suzerain. I hate to break the secret now... but all the team members get Mercedes filled with chocolate unicorns and winning lottery tickets.

I am blessed with anticipation, which means i know by heart when something is going to come out, and i'd like to start by saying that it is close to launch, well, ill prolly be here when it comes out

Damn ye Slaiv !!! i saw the BIG NEWS headline and Suzerain had just replied (and it looked like some VERY tasty news/pics had just been released ), it almost gave me a heart attack!

on another note, i can't wait for the publicity heist, something tells me that it will maybe be a movie of sorts (but thats just me beeing hopefull )

/me is getting the chills, the good sorts that is

Me too, might wanna change the title please, i was so excited

EDIT:

Yeah, you may want to change the title, for a second I almost let myself think that Beta 1 was out or something. As for what it implies, there are too many possibilities.

Done.

For a moment there i thought this was another one of those 'Where is the Beta Threads' lol, sorry to be pushy or anything but was just wondering if the beta was still on track for mid-late june roughly lol

let me use my clues and say, its MUCH sooner than you think...

Ah well, whatever time that is, I'm sure it'll come sooner or later.
Hopefully sooner than later .

Sooooo... what is this big 'stunt' aboot newaez...

(no harm in trying)

My theory is:

The Devs, those tricksy little devses , they are going to announce the release of Beta 1 at a certain date, only for people to wait for that date and then the Devs release the finished product.

The clues point, not to this specifically, but to something of this magnitude............




I mean, what else could kill people with an annoucement?

Ah Ha! They're going to fake source theft by hackers to buy time!
Sounds familiar!?

Stop trying to suck up to Darky. if you aren't merely sucking up with that statement, then, seriously, I pity you.

I accept all major credit cards, postal orders and cheques.

I might just about live. I have a highly developed skill in the ancient martial art of Runlikeachicken.

suz

Ah...but Dark0ne, as I recall, has a highly developed skill of changing the member titles of those who incur his wrath.....

*remembers a certain incident on the old forums*

ps.:

@devz: about credit cards an donations look into the X-Ray Forum plz

If I remember correctly, Daerk was labelled "Naughty Boy" for well over 2 weeks on the MWC forums...this time it will be noteably worse, Suzy. My wrath is coming...


...after I've had my breakfast.

What incident? What did I miss? Damn, wish I had joined the old forums earlier!
Got any documentation on the incident which earned Daerk the name of
"Naughty Boy"? I think everyone here is curious about that... as for Suz... well,
be creative

Wasn't the changed title something like 'Dark0ne's pet/slave/monkey/footcushion' ....I forget which one exactly.

As I recall the 'incident' involved boxer shorts....

Since Suzy decided to lower the tone with sexual inuendo, I thought I'd lower it a bit further. That is a quote of Suzy from last night in IRC...honest to god!

If I find that title has changed within the 7 day minimum display period I will find out the person who did it and restrict them to the "newbies" forum only! You have been warned!

Hmm...vague memories come flooding back.... weren't certain allegations made about the cleanliness/general state of Dark0ne's underwear?





Oh for a time machine, or a forum backup!

Ah. I see the log is posted up.
oh, the shame.

I darkone, I apologise. or should that be "baaa? Baaaa!" ?


*runs like even more of a bastard*

deadsuz

Dark0ne > Suzerain

Consider yourself n00bified, sampfag!

Suzerain now only has access to the newbie's forum, and I've given him the priviledge of read (not write, mind you!) access to the General MEMod Forums...I always knew he was a n00bstick!

Yar, Suz blows goats!

Yes, the reputation... quite mysterious how that reputation counter could jump from really high to really low really fast....

Bizarre how these things happen, eh? Reputation changes, avatar changes, access changes, signature changes... all very mysterious, I'll say.

I miss that rep counter... although I was only like +6 when we changed forums

I saw D pass from -40 to well over +30 in less than a month. And Theta was at about +50, I think.

Good ol' times (second time I write it... Hope DarkOne doesn't think about creating a new group called like that ).

lol seems like i have missed a lot in the past and darkone you are very mischievous aren't you

You shouldn't have said that.. That is playing with your life indeed..

Thats it, you've all finally snapped! When the men in white coats show up at your door, remember me.......I sent them.

*Buys a few tickets to New Zealand and puts them in a giant mouse trap * Anyone know what animal vastly outnumbers humans in NZ? Anyone? Yes you know....
Ah well, sheep, goats whats the diff?

Can anyone use this ( ) anymore?

Yes, I know, thats enough.. *takes his medicine*

Lets slowly curve back to on topic... sound familiar?

You're telling the site admin to get back on topic?!!?

*gets out broom to clean up what will be left of Orlyean*

yes, i am, its called freedom of speech *pulls out bow* you feel lucky, do ya...Punk? (clearly i am just kidding, but alot of people need to understand that, well, back on topic *cough cough*) (as you can see, i bow down to know man, woman, or bird from hell!)

EDIT: BTW, i said "slowly" not super fast, take a moment to post some off topics, then *slowly* get back to Beta 1...

I see signs of insubordination in the fora. It's surely the bad influence of western
democratic societies! Freedom of speech? Tsk! Personally, I'd recommend
martial law!

I agree!


Oh, and is "fora" the plural of forum?

Being it latin, and being it neuter, it is fora. But I guess it is also correct if you
use it as any other english word and form the plural with an -s. Well, maybe not
100% correct, but not too wrong either

Oh yes...

I believe I +m (moderated) the IRC channel, and devoiced (-v) Darky, so everytime he tried to speak, he received a message about how the Channel God has stolen his voice.

My reputation suddenly plummeted from about +20 to -50, and within a month it climbed back to +40

The public must have loved me, then. *cries*

-- D (vanishing to the courtrooms again)

Was that after Dark0ne drunkenly banned me from the channel, and couldn't work out the 'unban' command in his alcoholic stupor, and had to be talked through it by the Bunneh Overlord? Ah, the good old days of the dark throne and the banana pies!




Actually, I remember that forum incident now.... as I recall it started with someone posting the innocent phrase 'roxxor your boxxors'....


...and then the dirty secrets were revealed.....involving a swap of boxer shorts and a police line-up....

Though just what Dark0ne was doing with Daerk's boxer shorts was never quite made clear as I recall.....

.... which was probably just as well


And then mysteriously and inexplicably reputations plummeted

*drops a load of clothespins for the bystanders and leaves*

*Ignores the clothespins completely and leaves to hang out with Malchik at his never-ending alcohol-fest...*

Speaking of which, I need to go back to the underworld and get some more cavewiches from Shin's KFC.....

Morgoth, in ME Mod Questions Forum: "Pipe Weed"