I'm voting the third option, ahem, as I patiently wait for MEmod. =)
-val
Full Version: Does Theta IN FACT leave his house?
| QUOTE (Theta's Profile) |
| Gender: Female |
You'd better start running...
EXCUSE ME?!?!?!?!
HE??????????? HIS HOUSE???????
Goodness sake, what is with the MEMod devs logo that causes all this gender confusion?
HE??????????? HIS HOUSE???????
Goodness sake, what is with the MEMod devs logo that causes all this gender confusion?
ROFL!!!!
Someones toast....
Someones toast....
Bahahahaha...oh that is a good one. Wait, if you are in fact male does that mean you can't blame your tangents on PMS? 
But as I've always said...Theta being female has always explained a lot of things
*Dark0ne runs and hopes he doesn't get things dropped on his throne from above*
But as I've always said...Theta being female has always explained a lot of things
*Dark0ne runs and hopes he doesn't get things dropped on his throne from above*
*Sniffs*
Toast!? Where!?!?!?
Toast!? Where!?!?!?
Well, unfortunately I don't know Theta enough to answer this question.
However, there is circumstantial evidence of the fact that she "staggers to the washing line burdened
with laundry"; she also said (I quote) that "Speed is vital to catch my
train in the mornings". This would actually mean that not only does she leave
her house, but she also leaves her neighbourhood, and possibly her city, to
go to work. I have finished.
However, there is circumstantial evidence of the fact that she "staggers to the washing line burdened
with laundry"; she also said (I quote) that "Speed is vital to catch my
train in the mornings". This would actually mean that not only does she leave
her house, but she also leaves her neighbourhood, and possibly her city, to
go to work. I have finished.
O the sheer brilliance of my plan is unfolding.
Step 1) slowly bring Theta to a sense of gender confusion.
Check!
-val
Step 1) slowly bring Theta to a sense of gender confusion.
Check!
-val
Theres a reason theta is more intelligent than more than half of us.
there is?....what's that then?
Step 1) slowly bring Theta to a sense of gender confusion.
Step 2) ???
Step 3) PROFIT!!
Step 2) ???
Step 3) PROFIT!!
| QUOTE |
| Step 1) slowly bring Theta to a sense of gender confusion. Step 2) ??? Step 3) PROFIT!! |
ROFLMAO
DP - which half? 
hmm..... I see plans within plans.... I see devs confused..... I see valdir behind it
It's a ploy to get cross-dressing implemented in MEMod! valdir IS Tim & Boris!!!!
hmm..... I see plans within plans.... I see devs confused..... I see valdir behind it
It's a ploy to get cross-dressing implemented in MEMod! valdir IS Tim & Boris!!!!
Of course! When Suran Reborn sank, so did valdir's dreams of a community-influenced mod with crossdressing... He must've been crushed... Looking for revenge on the world and a way to realize his dream, he turned to MEMod (and mansecks) and then started this mastepiece of a plan!
And to think... He would've succeeded if it weren't for us meddling kids!
And to think... He would've succeeded if it weren't for us meddling kids!
Time for plan B...
*flips the "arm nuke" switch*
-val
*flips the "arm nuke" switch*
-val
on the plus side, averaging it out, that makes the genders for the mod accurate again, since everyone thought I was a woman, and people now think theta's a man.
should we start singing the Rocky Horror, Magenta?
Riff.
should we start singing the Rocky Horror, Magenta?
Riff.
you should release an official list of member's gender:DDD
| QUOTE (Marxist ßastard @ May 14 2004, 10:01 PM) |
| Step 1) slowly bring Theta to a sense of gender confusion. Step 2) ??? Step 3) PROFIT!! |
Hmm...remicsent of South Park. I would have to agree,Theta does indeed go outside. Due to the fact that Maquissar provided ample evidence. Amywho,slighlty off topic,but I see that all working on MEmod got sig updates. Looking good!
| QUOTE |
| Her: should we start singing the Rocky Horror, Magenta? |
Here's an idea: let's not do the Time Warp again... Did it ever occur to you that after decades of "just" jumping to the left and right would be painful beyond belief? What about the pelvic thrust -- do you honestly believe that the human body was meant to endure such suffereng? Never since The Monkey has a greater threat to society been introduced, and I feel I must put a stop to it. The next person to put a single hand on his hips and/or bring his knees in tight will have a nice serving of lead. Now, then... let's just have a nice little chat about what we should do about this "Meatloaf..."
Thank god this forum has an off-topic section.
-val
-val
No, thank Al Gore. He invented the off-topic section of forums.
Lucky Peregrine hasn't found this thread yet or we'll all be bird seeds 
| QUOTE (valdir @ May 14 2004, 10:23 PM) |
| Time for plan B... *flips the "arm nuke" switch* -val |
WTF? Who switched me while my back was turned!?
*Ahem* Aaanyway... I know for a fact Theta actually leaves her house. SEVERAL times a week!
!! Bear with me people. She actually has a part time job that makes her leave the house about 3-4 days out of every week for roughly 6 hours at a time! So actually, she leaves the house more than this entire community put together!Scary huh?
We're all sexless on the internet anyway, so what's the problem? 
And for all people who want to refer to me as "it" from now on, I really don't mind.
And for all people who want to refer to me as "it" from now on, I really don't mind.
Sexless!? Do you realize how you've just dismissed the entire Internet pornographic industry with one word?
| QUOTE (Dark0ne @ May 15 2004, 04:47 AM) |
| Lucky Peregrine hasn't found this thread yet or we'll all be bird seeds |
Lucky?
*points to his post on the first page*
If the admin wants to have a spam thread, we have a spam thread.
I'll vote option 4- Theta is, indeed, a woman, and she is about to rip off a very delicate piece of Valdir's anatomy.
roflmao this has to be .....no it is the most hilarious post thread i have ever read ! Theta you are a truely rare gem to have the sence of humor to run with this and I tip my hat to you.
| QUOTE (cmac @ May 15 2004, 01:30 PM) |
| I'll vote option 4- Theta is, indeed, a woman, and she is about to rip off a very delicate piece of Valdir's anatomy. |
Well, erm, that is to say, uh... um...
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-val
| QUOTE |
| Theta is, indeed, a woman, and she is about to rip off a very delicate piece... |
Must say I was starting to get excited there for a second
I wasn't..
Heh - give me time.... I'm still trying to work out whether that eyeliner in the dev room is mine or not......
*starts whistling the time warp*
*starts whistling the time warp*
| QUOTE (Switch @ May 15 2004, 10:06 AM) | ||
WTF? Who switched me while my back was turned!? *Ahem* Aaanyway... I know for a fact Theta actually leaves her house. SEVERAL times a week! !! Bear with me people. She actually has a part time job that makes her leave the house about 3-4 days out of every week for roughly 6 hours at a time! So actually, she leaves the house more than this entire community put together!Scary huh? |
I wish I could agree, Switch. Sadly I spend far more time out of the house than in. (But then of course I can only access the forums from my workplace.)
BTW Theta, that eyeliner is probably mine.
Hey - I'm an actor for X sake!
[QUOTE] [QUOTE]
Theta is, indeed, a woman, and she is about to rip off a very delicate piece...
Must say I was starting to get excited there for a second [/QUOTE]
rofl... can we move this thread to site news..? I think more people need to see it.
Theta is, indeed, a woman, and she is about to rip off a very delicate piece...
Must say I was starting to get excited there for a second [/QUOTE]
rofl... can we move this thread to site news..? I think more people need to see it.
| QUOTE (Malchik @ May 17 2004, 10:37 AM) |
| Hey - I'm an actor for X sake! |
And a writer, and a writer
Though you probably wouldn't use that eyeliner to compose your plays, would you?
| QUOTE (Jesugandalf @ May 27 2004, 04:52 PM) | ||
And a writer, and a writer Though you probably wouldn't use that eyeliner to compose your plays, would you? |
Nothing wrong with taking your work home with you...
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As to theta, I heard a rumor that she can multitask (which isn't hard to believe given how much she seems to do), so I fear she can't be male... doesn't have to be female though, a little bird once told me that she is, indeed, not female - but rather a GSV or GCU intelligent spaceship... (*winks at theta*)
I mean, seriously, would any human be able to work on what, three mods, and also work and keep a household every day? I think not! It's a conspiracy, it is, the aliens have landed...
'Tis true! The aliens have landed, and the Mexicans have it all on tape!
Though of course we only know what Theta says she does! She probably uses an army of dominated slaves!
Of course not! My fingernails are worn to the quick with domestic drudgery....
*hides whip and turns up volume to mask the keening of the oppressed slave army*
*hides whip and turns up volume to mask the keening of the oppressed slave army*
Ahahaha!
So... the real reason has come to light why she listens to the dreaded... *shudders*... System of a down!
So... the real reason has come to light why she listens to the dreaded... *shudders*... System of a down!
*gets pale* Ooooooh... ... he said a bad word! *faints*
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