Can't beat a good ol' arena battle.

Sorry, but there are RULES:

1) no arguements or I will do my best to remove you from the battle.
2) if you must bring in an npc, don't make it a long battle, and only one post.
3) try to keep going with any battle you are in, if you must leave, then end the battle.
4) player vs player battles should be no more than 2 lines in each post, and are 3rd person (eg. "Fred slaps Dermot with the flat of his sword, stunning him").
5) no ultra-characters please... it's just not fun.
6) i'm the only announcer.

I'll start it off
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Corlona runs into the empty arena, and shouts "come on, i'm not payed by the hour, it's by kill!"

Annoouncer: "Challengers, please enter the arena!"

Graal gets shoved into the arena roughly, tripping over his wizards robes.
"Oh damn" he says upon seeing Corlona and casts chameleon 4% on himself.

Corlona looks at Graal's slightly translucent figure, and wonders why he is here.

She then throws a dagger at Graal, and jumps to the side in anticipation of a fireball attack.

Igginator reveals himself after being hidden beneath the darkness of shadows, and he leaps high into the air with his dagger raised above his head, preparing to lodge it deep into the back of Graal's skull!

"DIE! slightly invisible mage!"

Announcer: "Wow! Two-on-one, with the slightly invisible mage being the one! Who will win this exciting battle to the Death? The over all winner, announced on the 1 January, will win the DeathAnt trophy, and an absolutely crap Oblivion mod!"

Corlona's dagger hits Graal in the ribs, and he kneels over, possibly trying to cast a spell.
Corlona rolls, and shouts to Igginator, who's dagger is buried in the top of Graals shoulder, and shouts "Be you friend or foe?"

Announcer: "If the action doesn't pick up, we may have to release an NPC for the contestants to fight! Remember that this arena was built to have ten fights at a time side by side!"

Igginator draws his gold-plated sword and stabs it deep into the back of Graal's neck!
Igginator shouts back to Corlona "I be friend, fellow warrior. Can i say the same about you?!"

Suddenly a guy in necromancer cloak arrives the arena and summoned all the fallen
warriors from the past battles (sadlly all the fallen warriors are a bunch of weaklings)

A Dunmer enters and begins a deadly blade-dance to eradicate the undead