The point of this game, is you post a wish, and the next person to post corrupts it and then posts their wish.

Ex:
P1: I wish I had some soda.

P2: Granted, but it has been shooken up and explodes in your face.

I wish I could fly.

P3: Granted but you get hit by a plane


And so on.

So...

I wish I could have some sushi right now.

Your wish is granted, I present you the glorious Japanese delicacy dish, Fugu, prepared by a novice chef with a dull knife (you'll likely die if you eat this).


I wish to have the most powerful gaming rig ever created.

Granted but it blows the circuits in your house so bad, it explodes.

I wish I could play Fable II.

Granted but the graphics become poor, the storyline boring and the controls tacky.

I wish I could make enough money for a ps3.

Your spouse/parents heard you mumble in your sleep, so they surprise you with a brand new PS3 with the biggest hard drive and a custom paintjob to show off your gamer tag. But they now can't afford the utilities payment, so your house has no power for a month.


I wish I had a bottle of the finest (insert drink) that never emptied, no matter how much I drank.

Granted but when it happens Sony is advertising the brand new PS5 (beware what you ask, you may receive it...)

I wish this thread live long and prosper

edit: sorry (lucky) woogiemonster, I missed the timing

Edit 2: I wish not being a smartass and this post forgotten.

Granted and now you have to drink from it all the time to keep out the hangover.

I wish Fallout3 will have a CS

Granted but you don't and never will know how to use it.

I wish for the ultimate game to be made, that will unite nations and entertain everyone for years to come.

Granted! It already exists! It's called "Rock, Scissors, Paper!"

I wish that John Lennon hadn't been assassinated.

Your wish is granted. However all his albums (of which there would be many) all feature Yoko as lead singer.


I wish I had a plasma tv.

Granted, but the only thing you get is a non stop report of the history of glass

I wish I was a god

Granted! You are now the God of Hellfire! And all you are able to do is magically, suddenly reproduce this song by The Crazy World of Arthur Brown!


I wish I could have real, comic-book superpowers.

Granted,but you'll only see them on paper

I wish i was young forever.

Granted you are now 2 years old and will stay that way forever.

I wish I had a solid gold toilet.

Granted.You'll find it in the middle of the central park of new york,so everyone can experience the joy of using a golden crapper.

I wish my Oblivion didn't lag.

Granted: Your Oblivion now plays with 16 bit graphics.

I wish someone would make a comedy show on TV staring Will Smith and Seth Green that doesn't suck.

Granted but it becomes popular and gets moved to satelite only.

I wish I could beat the Dark Realm in Onimusha.

Granted but then you only get something rubbish at the end.

I wish I had an angel

OT>Which Onimusha you trying to beat? I have completed them all and there dark realms.

Granted: The game is re released and is so easy an infant could beat it.

I wish my COD4 clan (ECKO Squad) started failing more. It's boring rolling people all the time.
Edit: Cognog%$^#% Dang it Bird you beat me too it.

Granted. I come and destroy your squad with only a pistol

I wish I had real black angel wings

Granted. They are black chicken wings.

I wish I didn't have to write essays.

Granted but now you have to do an oral report of THE DIVINE COMEDY.

I wish I would find a good job.

Granted but you work non stop!

I wish I had control over shadow.

Granted but you can't do crap with it.

I wish prop 8 didn't pass.




Dawn of Dreams. I got to level 55 and got too frustrated. Even with maxed out armor and Excalibur.

OT>It is hard with that in Dawn Of Dreams but you get an awesome sword at the end of it!

Idk what 8 prop is

I wish I was Ghost Rider

granted, your face burns off and you get killed by a demon.

i wish that all Nazi punks died instantly

:o Umm..im gonna stay outta that one mate

Granted but you now have no one to beat up.

I wish I was fit.

Granted but WW2 never happened and all human life is dead now.

I wish I could think of something to wish for...Wait just did. I wish Gamerbird would stop hitting the post button before me.
Edit: Damnit all to hell gamerbird you strike again.

Granted but I never post again!

I wish BlackSnake would stop posting just after me.

Nazi punks not nazis.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_punk

You threw of our groove..

Granted but then he posts before you.

Yes but without WW2 there would be no nazi's hence no nazi punks.

How do i corrupt that?


I wish this game would get back on track.

That's fine with me noone likes you here anyways .

Granted, You no longer post here so we have no problems.

I wish my this stupid flood control would atleast let me type while waiting for the 60 seconds.
Corrupt the first thing above it that's uncorrupted?

Granted but you can only type in morse code

I wish i coulda spelled that right faster.

Granted but then you loose the rest of your mind!

I wish I could live a peaceful life and meat a lot of the people of this forum!

Wha?!?!


granted but some of them don't eat meat.

I wish I had a wish to wish.


This topic is crazy...

Granted..but whatever your wish will be in that wish will not come true...

I wish I was a Lion

Granted,now your wish is used up,and none are left

I wish for unlimited wishes

Granted but you get to meet me.

I wish...omfg lag.
Because of this bafoonery that are my internets.

Granted but that's the only wish you can wish for.

My wish stays same as before.

Granted,you shall lag for all eternity - games,internet,wow and everything else that can lag

I wish i had a hamburger

Granted, but it comes alive and trys to murder you in your sleep

I wish I was a Snail

I don't think you fully understood what that wish meant. For that matter neither do I. For anouther matter it has no meaning I was just complaining about my internet having diabetes.

Granted you are now Es cargo ..mmm Se magnifik

sweet!

I wish I was a dust particle

Granted but guess who's got the salt??

I wish blizzard would stop swinging the nerfbat wildly like a drunken pinata participant and actually hit the right class for once. *cough* arcane mages *cough*
Edit: Dude I give up phek this lag phest that is a microsopht product.

Granted,now there are mages who use guns and wear plate armor and have the skills of a rouge

I wish i had lvl 70s

Sweet rogues with plate. Now I can make people throw their keyboards harder when my spell damage goes through their 75% mitigation.

Granted but you will never get higher than 70. level cap switches to 80 in a week.

I wish I didn't waste 350 /played days leveling all my other toons besides Delacroi. Druids are all you need.