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Trellia
Yeah, I am new, obviously. I have been looking around for a decent Morrowind forum for quite a while now, and I think this is the one. I will enjoy it here, and I look forward to becoming an active poster. So, here is a little more about me ...

Age:14 (I hope I am not the youngest here. On other Morrowind forums, most people were at least 18. When they saw my age, they said "How could a 14 year old understand such a sophisticated game like Morrowind. She must be pretty smart.)

Gender:Female

Main Interests: Art, nature, video gaming, writing, internet, and boys. happy.gif

Looks aren't important, buts its nice to have an idea of what the person is like. So here ya go.

Hair: Brunette with blonde streaks

Ethnicity: White

Hieght: 5ft 6in

Wieght: 107lbs

Eyes:Brown

I will be looking forward to meeting you all. See you around the forums.
mrpyromania
Welcome to the forums! *Looks around to see if cmac is in the room* *puts on helmet*
have a fishy stick!
Dark0ne
Oh god, you've done it now; you've publically announced you're female, albeit a little young for some people here, we've got plenty your age here. Morrowind Source Forums? Hah - its a secret dating agency really. Your CV was great though, very descriptive.

As an Englishman I believe it my duty to remind you that "i before e except after c" is a pile of crap, and the correct spellings are "weight" and "height".

Wait..I don't normally welcome newbies to the forums...

Oh dear.

*Dark0ne was never here*

*Dark0ne inflates the Peregrine look-a-like and puts it in his place*

*Dark0ne runs*
wesaynothin
err...

Hello. Welcome.

Today I rubbed a Buddha's belly. That gave me luck. Then a back cat ran infront of my path. That counter-acted my luck. So I am neutral luck-wise.

HIO!!!

~This has been a random greeting by Wesaynothin~

p.s. Feel honored, Dark0ne greeted you (sort of...)
Peregrine
*Peregrine arises from hell and smites Dark0ne for daring to imitate his glory*

Yes, feel honored that the Great Dark Lord has given you a personal greeting.


[switchclone] Hi. Welcome to the forums! Have fun and don't spam! [/switchclone]
Maquissar
Among such great company as the Dark Lord and Peregrine themselves my "welcome" is probably worth nothing, but... welcome wink.gif
Dark0ne
QUOTE
*Peregrine arises from hell and smites Dark0ne for daring to imitate his glory*


I would like to note that I am going to be adding your pathetic fantasies to the "unmentionables" list soon, Peregrine - especially if you insist on feeding such trollop to the new folks on the forums.

*Dark0ne stamps a big "Buttmonkey" mark on Peregrines head*

As you were folks, as you were.
Peregrine
Now that wasn't nice...

*goes off to spend the night crying*
Trellia
O_o

Thanks for the welcomes ... I guess. I'm sure to have fun here, after seeing that you people actually have a sense of humor.
vandorssen
Welcome!

I too have been on this forum for only a short period of time, and already I have learned a lot.
Using common courtesy and good comportment will get you far. Also, try to use the English language as best you can; of course, for many on this forum, English is a second tongue (in particular, those Silver Tongued Devils from Ireland), and they may be excused. But good spelling and good grammar better help to convey your real meaning.

Also, don’t be afraid to ask a question. The only meaningless question is the one not asked. But before you begin posting “When is MEMod being released?”, please do yourself a favor and use the search function. The moderators (and the other forum users in general) greatly dislike the same query over and over, and will most certainly resort to pointing out the question was answered elsewhere, along with a warning not to engage in such behavior.

And as others have said before, please read carefully over the rules and regulations governing this forum. They do spell out quite clearly what is and is not acceptable.
Other than that, sit back, relax, and have fun.
cmac
QUOTE (mrpyromania @ Apr 30 2004, 10:19 PM)
*Looks around to see if cmac is in the room* *puts on helmet*

*Cmac greets mrpyromania's pathetic attempts at defense with contempt and derisive laughter. No helm can withstand the mighty blows of the Staff of Blinding Reality!* *Cmac gives mrpyromania to Peregrine*
Have fun...

Ahem.

Greetings and welcome to the forums. Here is a list by Switch of Things Not to Do. Here are the Official Rules. Don't spam, use the Search function, kill a penguin and have a great time.

As tradition requires...
Breton Thief Oriana
How ya doin, there, fellow chump? We like to think of ourselves as an autonomous collective.

I myself am 15 as it is, so dont worry about it.

Remember not to Spam/Flame/Troll/Necro/Hijack/Kill a penguin. Remember to allways use the search function. Remember that dark spot on your back? Im sorry to say this, but it's cancer... I hope youve lived a good life! bye2.gif
Dark0ne
QUOTE
Remember that dark spot on your back? Im sorry to say this, but it's cancer... I hope youve lived a good life!


The idea is to welcome them, not scare them off dimwit! Don't worry, its not cancer, its just a portal so my smaller imps can enter my realm. Nothing to worry about.
Switch
Welcome to the forums Trellia tongue.gif have fun and don't spam. ™ © ®

*Blinks* You DARED to strike at the dark one Peregrine!? ohmy.gif I knew those delusions of grandeur would get you into trouble one of these days.

I really gotta find a way to remove that switchclone command from the database... *walks off munching on a fishy stick he nabbed from cmac*
Faust_87
Hey! Welcome to the forums... Its nice to see you want to become an active poster... out of the 30,000 people on these forums... few are active posters!....

Switch, I think you were a little late posting on this welcome thread... lol tongue.gif
wesaynothin
*idiot dance*

Late Late oh so late!

You'll never regain your position OOOOooooOOOoOooooOOooohhhhHHHhooooOOOhhh
Trellia
Thanks to you all. *eats a fishy stick*
Faust_87
QUOTE (Trellia @ May 1 2004, 05:17 PM)
Thanks to you all. *eats a fishy stick*

You just ate the poisonous fishy stick.... uh oh
Breton Thief Oriana
Dont worry, itll cure her cancer.
Switch
QUOTE (wesaynothin @ May 1 2004, 08:14 PM)
*idiot dance*

Late Late oh so late!

You'll never regain your position OOOOooooOOOoOooooOOooohhhhHHHhooooOOOhhh

Maybe not, but just remember, I'M still the one holding Spambane, so you better watch it holloween.gif

Ahem...
Malchik
Well I'm late too. But then I really died five years ago. I'll bet you didn't realise I'm the ghost in the machine.


Lord, well, it's all been said, hasn't it?

Hi, welcome, chill and always remember how to profit from the prophet. (Listen to his words, change one or two and then steal the idea.) Most entertainingly put by Tom Lehrer in his song Lobachevsky. (Excerpt attached)

"I am never forget the day I first meet the great Lobachevsky.
In one word he told me secret of success in mathematics:
Plagiarize!

Plagiarize,
Let no one else's work evade your eyes,
Remember why the good Lord made your eyes,
So don't shade your eyes,
But plagiarize, plagiarize, plagiarize -
Only be sure always to call it please 'research'."
Akrid
Quote Malchik "Well I'm late too. But then I really died five years ago. I'll bet you didn't realise I'm the ghost in the machine.


Lord, well, it's all been said, hasn't it?

Hi, welcome, chill and always remember how to profit from the prophet. (Listen to his words, change one or two and then steal the idea.) Most entertainingly put by Acrid in his song Lobachevsky. (Excerpt attached)

"I am never forget the day I first meet the great Lobachevsky.
In one word he told me secret of success in mathematics:
Plagiarize!

Plagiarize,
Let no one else's work evade your eyes,
Remember why the good Lord made your eyes,
So don't shade your eyes,
But plagiarize, plagiarize, plagiarize -
Only be sure always to call it please 'research'."End Quote

I should start a new newbie thread as i just got back to the forums.

Welcome newbie
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