I dunno where jojo man is, but here's a quick rundown.
The Ten Commandments of NEXUS1)
NEVER worship Cthulhu from this point. To do so is to invoke the wrath of Lord Slyther's golden hand or punishments of disembowelment on YouTube vids
2)
NEVER demean the The_Terminators fishy-sticks.
3) Fear the grues
4)Don't feed Bob(You'll see him eventually, I'm sure)
5)Worship Lisnpuppy, Queen of the Snow Arena and Goddess of the NEXUS(or suffer disembowelment)
6) Have SPAM and don't Fun!(Accept SPAM only from Gman)
7) Kneel before the awesome might of.....Freddy's Accordian.
NEVER attempt to encourage sanity
9)Praise the Pies!!!
and last but not least
10) Embrace the insanity( for you shall see little of anything else

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