Well, today at school I had Sex Ed. They gave us a sheet to fill out. It gives you lines one might say to have sex, and places to fill in your response. I'll write down my paper .

Everybody's doing it.
I'm unique, like everyone else.

If you love me, you'll have sex with me.
No, I just won't steal your organs.

If you won't have sex with me, then I don't want to see you anyomore.
I'm blind, so I don't care.

I know you want to, you're just afraid of what people will say.
I really don't care, because I already ate their tongues.

It's just a part of growing up.
So is dying.

I want to marry you someday.
Why? I'm like a Black Widow, I eat my spouses.

We had sex once before, so what's the problem now?
YOU SUCKED!

You don't want people to think you're not a man (woman), do you?
DEATH TO THE INFIDELS!

Don't you want to see what it's like?
Actually, I want a soda.

But I have to have it!
Your hands work.

If you want to be popular with the kids at school... you'll do it.
Popular is a synonym to a dead ferret.

Don't worry. If there is a pregnancy,we can get maried.
*Tear off a part of their stomach and beat them to death with it, then wear the lump of flesh as a crown* I'm the queen of France.

You want it as much as I do.
Yes, I do want a rubber chicken.

You've got me all excited. If you love me, you'll prove it.
I'll prove it with a Klingon war dance.

You're looking really good. Let me show you how to feel good too.
Yoyu liked dressing up as a chicken and biting people too!?!

Come on, take a drink. It will get you in the mood.
You don't drink steak idiot.

If you don't do it with me, I can find someone else who will.
I pity them.

A lot of your friends are doing it. You're just not with it.
I ate my friends.

I know you're feeling a little down right now. I know how to make you feel better.
You'll kill my archenemies?

But I love you and I want to show you that you're special to me.
Then make me a pretzel.

... I wonder what your teacher will say when he/she reeads THAT.
Paticularly funny ones

ROFLMAO

I really want to be there when your teacher reads your paper, just to see the expression on their face.

ahh

That's funny. But not as funny as my friend making a student ID card (during pic day) and saying his name was Benjamen Dover, and when asked how he wanted his name spelled on the card he replied 'Ben'. Thus the legend of the student Ben Dover was born. He was a myth to all, and a whispered secret to many. He donnated 13 cans to a food drive (I did that, to further the legend, saw the sheet and wrote 'Ben Dover. Contribution: 13 cans of Hormel Chili'. They still believe he exists to this day

It must have spread far - and admin on one of my favorite CS servers changed his name to ben Dover

OMG, that's one of the funniest things ive read in a while. *wipes a couple tears out of my eyes*

Lol your a funny guy you remind me of my self in so many different ways, normally during surveys, i dont answer correctly, i go with what sounds the funniest lol... Like for my student ID card last year... it says "Hugh G Rection" instead of Andrew Friesen i thought it was sly lol

I must admit, that's the hardest I've laughed in recent history. Extremely funny stuff, I'll be sure to pass this one along to my friends who could use a good laugh right now.

ROFLMAO, That was just too funny, as the others said would love to see the teachers reaction. Please give us an up-date on that. Would love to see what kind of grade you got. Reminds me of a essay question I had once "list the people who you concider your equle" At the time I had no friends so I put "I have no equles". As you would guess I got the question wrong.

Sadly, they graded it at home.

But I got a good grade on it! As quoted:

"I think you'll scare away any one trying to get to you."

lol, good for you !!!

You have no feelings do you?? You big idiot.

No I am just kidding laughd my ass off. Is your teacher a male or female?? Well anyway I woud payed a lot to see his/hers face when he/she read that