No ones already done this?

Theta orionis made 3k posts, and no one has said anything?

You lazy good-for-nothings.

OK, so I cant bring anything but decorations, but Im sure some of the more eligible forum-goers can bring refreshments.

Go Theta! I'm just barely over 100 but someday I'll overtake you all... BWAH-HAH-HAH!

I don't know about bringing refreshments, but I'm more than willing to consume them if someone provides them

Anyway... the point is... congratulations, Theta :-D

*Dark0ne delves graciously into his pocket to reveal a large piece of lint, which he'd been saving for quite some time now..

Here, Theta - you've earnt every bit of it!

*Dark0ne is sad to see it go



Congrats.

Wow - I'm quite overwhelmed by this act of unexpected generosity


*clears throat*

Thank you, thank you. This is such a wonderful moment, that I will treasure for many years to come.

*insert emotional speech here*





As for refreshments - who's got the key to the forum fridge?

HE HAS IT!

*tackles Dark0ne*

I'm not going to take a drink...


honestly, I'm not...

Fine, fine, I admit it, I've got the keys.... but there's no alcohol in it. Just some five year old leftovers that are starting to grow a mind of their own.

*takes a drink from his private stash*

Nope, no alcohol here. All of it's at Malchik's party.


Anyway, celebrating someone else's 3000th post would require me to concede that they have less of a life and more dedication to the forum than me. Such a thing would be against every law of Peregrinism. Therefore...



There is no 3000th post. There is no Comrade Theta Orionis. There is no forum fridge. Such things are capitalist propaganda, evil lies to lure good Comrades away from the Revolution. Ignore their treason, and return to your lives. Remember, Peregrine and the Party are your friends!
-People's Information Minister Peregrine, 4/24/04

Hey, I don't remember anyone making a thread for my 3000th post

Heheh, congratulations Theta well done. ^^

Fridge?? There's a fridge!? Why was I not informed?

3000..grats
i will be happy if i ever reach 1000:D

OMG, Theta has 3000 posts, there is a celebrating party, and I missed it!

D*****!!!

Anyway, congrats for your 3000-and-some-more posts

I'll get 2000.... congrats. Meh. Don't need the fridge. I'm still hammered from Malchik's party.

Oh, and nice icon wesaynothin.

Dinna be fasht wi' me, Theta. Me poor wee headie is akin to burstin, wi' all the whusky fra the Isles.

Er - that is - life is just one damn party after another. At which one did I leave my memory??

Happy 3000th

Do not disobey the Minister. Turn back at once. This entire thread is capitalistic progaganda designed to lure you into lazyiness!