As you cas see I really hate Fargoth. He so needs to die if you feel the same vote and tell us why he need to die in the fasion in which you have choosen. :lol:

Master Theif Drakin StormHeart.

I would kill him with a spoon only because it would have to be the most degrading way in which someone would die. And quite Frankly Fargoth deserves it. :lol:

Master Theif Drakin StormHeart

I'd bore him to death with my "poor pitiful me" speeches. The imperials, waah waah waah...

Now mind you, if I had a rifle, I shoot him from the top of the lighthouse or something like that. Or perhaps from a passing ship, and then jump overboard, don my boots of running on water, and run all the way to Mournhold to hide!

Also now mind you, if I had a happy little longsword, I'd probably cut his tongue off. Without being able to vent his angst at you, he'd kill himself.

Wait, in a ring? How would you be able to shoot someone from 2k away in a ring? That's nearly impossible with a sniper rifle, and the strength required would snap the longbow to bits. Meh. Always my hunter self. I guess I haven't had venison recently enough. :-)

Ok the shoe one is what I probably would have done but there is just something about stabbing that you cant get from a shoe, so spoon all the way.

I chose the one about beating him to death with a hammer

I would knock him out and drag his carcase to Crassius, the creepy(possibly homosexual?) House Hlaalu counciler strap a died red netch leather bow tie to Fargoth and give him to Crassius. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

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I'd shove rat up his bum and then tie him up for everyone to see while he bled to death.

I would parilize him and let the bastard starve to death. Id make sure he was in some remote hole in the ground in the middle of the ashlands. Im sure the blighted cliff racers will take to him :lol:

I'd still have to go the swift silent route with the Daedric Longbow from a grassy knoll. Or perhaps from atop the lighthouse?

I've been told I'm good at being "silent, but deadly", but, come to think of it, I don't think they were referring to Fargoth...

comeon, we gotta leave him die nice, and slowly

I have to stick to my guns on this one. The shoes and only the shoes are humiliating enough for our friend Fargoth. I would beat him to within an inch of his life and then stuff the shoe down his throat and let him suffocate slowly. I think that I might also prop him up on his stump as an example to the rest of the town: "I refuse to be triffled with, approach at you own risk."

lol

I'd choose to bore him to death with his own damn 'poor me' speeches, but, uh, what does everyone have against Fargoth?

I would cut him slowly with my daedric longsword, piece by piece by piece. Then leave his disembowered body out to rot and be eaten by the nix hounds. HAHAHA!

Oh and Oddguy, we just hate fargoth because we do. He's easy to hate and kill.

Rip off his arm....
and destroy him with it....
Or cut out his tongue and make him swallow it! :lol:

I like the stealth kill.It seems more fun.Plus,I can get away with it.

I'd put a bomb in that dang tree trunk

id rip off his left arm and beat him to death with it while holding his preciouse ring out of his range and laffing as he struggles to reach high enuff to get it :lol:

Personally i would beat him to death with a wet piece of Bunglers Bane... Even if it isn't in the poll... or i would knock him out, dress him in LeFemm Domina armor and leave him at the mercy of Crassius Curio... kinda a mix of everyones tortures here...

I have an idea!!

Ill learn necromancy and raise him from the dead repeatedly just so i can torture him to death again and again!!!

PLEASE!!! someone make a Fargoth torturing mod!!!!

I would tell him one his own anecdotes. I can't think of a crueler punishment. :lol:

lol, you mean, mean person, thats worse than death, no onedesrves it...

alright, he more than deserves it

wow lol its amazing how so much hatred has grown from one little bosmer who u only talk 2 once in the entire game and he isnt even real! xD

Poor little guy, I don't think he even realizes it. :lol:

Yey though I walk through the shadow of the Valley of Fargoth, I shall fear no evil. Thy Daedric Diakatana and Glass Armor comfort me.

How about paralyzing him and leving a load of food just in front of him and then let him stave to death?

That would be quite difficult, as swallowing is the tongue pushing food down the esophagus...

ok first i would kill a scamp and skin it, then sneak up on fargoth and cast "you can only talk in scamp tongues" then knock him out and dress him up in scamp skin. then i would put him on a leash and travel around to different town with my "traveling, dancing scamp" show at which point he would perform various humiliating, sexually explicit tasks for the townsfolk. at the end of his career i would hike up to a daedric ruin and beat him senseless. when he wakes up he stinks of Ogrim Titan love and then later dies while giving birth to an Ogrim....the ogrim lives by-the-way.

someone should make fargoth a total badass and mod it. like tel fyr badass

wow, how long have you been thinking about this one? lol :lol:

uh, would it disturb you if i made that up on the spot (which i did)?

no, it wouldn't surprise me at all after having read of all the hatred towards Fargoth. I just thought it would sound better if you had been planning this for months, and working on a mod for it to boot. oh well, good one!

I say we leave him to Gaenor.

In the Artifacts mod, there is the staff of Sheogorath, Wabbajack. It has the power to turn its target into a random creature. I say you hit Fargoth with that until he is a Kwama Forager, and then sprinkle salt on him.

I would kill fargoth with a feather and tickle him to death (feather is diped in acid)
HAHAHAHAHAhA

But what if fargoth got turned on by that?? :lol:

uhh does anyone else need a barf bag after reading all that? :blink:

ROFL

Oh, I think I'm gonna be sick....

Soz I just thought feather... Well I'll leave it at that. Soz :lol:

Master Theif Drakin StormHeart

beat him with his own arm till he gets knoked out then tie him to the tree and when he wakes up cut his other arm off then leave him there

Morrowind Master, are you really so hopeless that you couldn't see that this thread was well over a year old? Do you honestly believe your brilliant response added anything to this thread?

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I shall marmelise you Morrowind Master! No more of this!