Here are the Lyrics to the intro song of the movie "The Pest". I took me a couple of times watching it to get it all down.

I like to party with my babes,
Cruise 'n creep
Playin' three card monty on these crazy streets
Straight hustler, I'm gonna scam in a minute
So low to the floor pick the pocket on a midget
Slick shyster, The pest meister
Livin' life in Miami's Vice
Ma see, nobody messin' with the frog, see
Where's your Messiah now?
na na na na na na na na na na na na
Nice lady I'm hurting I'm hurting
I'm sexy but I'm hurting
Alright already
I'm ridiculous, like a booger I stick to this
Take a wiff of this
One stinky dinky, ha ha ha
Two stinky dinky, ha ha ha
Voodoo mambo, chili congo
Old school beat meets Latin freak and you don't stop
Voodoo mambo, chili congo
Old school beat meets Latin freak and you don't quit, and you don't stop
Voodoo mambo, chili congo
Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the slickest of them all?
It's the schemingest keenest scam artist
God it's so hard to be modest!
Jack might be nimble but I'm a sex symbol
So slick I stole the wick from his candlestick
I'm in the mood to scam
Simply because I can
I'm Aladdin Houdini
Disappear in a flash with your cash
And I'm back like a genie
Hey Lucy, I'm home
Don't do that to me Lucy!
Freak to the east, freak to the west
Great booties and big chest
Then yes, ya'll it's like that
Why certainly, yuck yuck yuck
Get stupid get retarted
Cuz Pest will get the party started
Which way did he go, George?
Which way did he go?
Funkadocious, groovalicious, atrocious
What a maroon! What a maroon!
What a freak! What a sucker-butt!
I'm a man of a million disguises
I'm as crazy as they make 'em, shake 'em, or bake 'em
So scientific, hate to be specific
E equals M C squared
Multiply, divide it, slide up inside it
Bend it, mix it
Damn, I'm terrific!

Here are the lyrics from the famous beer song by Wierd Al.You can hear the song on youtube

ooohhh, what is the malted liquor, what gets you drunker quicker,
comes in bottles or in cans…
BEER!

cant get enough of it…
BEER!
how we really love it…
BEER!
makes me think i'm a man…
BEER!

i can kiss and hug it…
BEER!
but i'd rather chug it…
BEER!
got my belly up to here…
BEER!

i cannot refuse a…
BEER!
i could really use a…
BEER, BEER BEER!

BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER

i cant remember how much I have had, i drank a twelve pack with my dad.
(burp) thats my son the drunken manley stud, im proud to call him my bud.
here, have some pretzels
no, i'll call it quits, those things give me the Schlitz
ha ha ha.

drink with your family, drink it with your friends
drink till your fat , stomach distends,
beer, is liquid bread its good for you,
we like to drink till we spew, ew
who cares if we get fat
i'll drink to that
as we sing once more…

what is the malted liquor, what gets you drunker quicker,
what comes in bottles or in cans…
BEER!

cant get enough of it…
BEER!
how we really love it…
BEER!
makes me think i'm a man…
BEER!

i can kiss and hug it…
BEER!
but i'd rather chug it…
BEER!
fill my belly up to here…
BEER!

golly I adore it, come on damn it, pour it,
do it for me brew it for me, feed it to me speed it to me,
BEER!
the most wonderful drink in the world, hooray!

(Burp)

i love that song

My two favorite funny songs? Both of these, when I first heard them, had me laughing so hard I had to sit down.

#1: Suddenly It's Christmas - Loudon Wainwright III (couldn't find a link to the full song on the web)

Suddenly it's Christmas
Right after Hallowe'en
Forget about Thanksgiving
It's just a buffet in between.
There's lights and tinsel in the window
They're stocking up the shelves.
Santa's slaving at the North Pole
In his sweatshop full of elves.

There's got to be a build-up
To the day that Christ was born.
The halls are decked with pumpkins
And ears of Indian corn.
Dragging through the falling leaves
In a one-horse open sleigh,
Suddenly it's Christmas
Seven weeks before the day.

Suddenly it's Christmas
The longest holiday.
When they say "Season's Greetings"�
They mean just what they say.
It's a season, it's a marathon
Retail eternity
And it's not over 'til it's over
And you throw away the tree.

Outside it's positively balmy
In the air nary a nip,
Suddenly it's Christmas
Unbuttoned and unzipped.
Yes, they're working overtime
Santa's little runts,
Christmas comes but once a year
And goes on for two months.

Christmas carols in December
And November too,
It's no wonder we're depressed
When the whole thing is through.
Finally it's January
Let's sing "Auld Lang Syne"�
But here comes another heartache
Shaped like a Valentine.

Suddenly it's Christmas
The longest holiday,
The season is upon us
A pox! It won't go away!
It's a season, it's a marathon
Retail eternity,
And it's not over 'til it's over
And you throw away the tree.
No it's not over 'til it's over
And you throw away the tree.
It's still not over 'til it's over
And you throw away the tree.


#2: If You Wanna' Be Happy - Jimmy Soul - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwpR2-9EvsQ

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he married her and then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
A-you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

[Sax solo]

Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

[Spoken:]
Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
(repeat chorus 3x)

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The Purple People Eater was the #1 song for 6 weeks in 1958and the #24 song of the 1955-1959 rock era. It sold over 3 million records and received a Gold Record within 3 weeks after it was released.
And over 100 Million Copies Overall!!!

Words and music by Sheb Wooley.

Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky
It had the one long horn, one big eye.
I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee"
It looks like a purple people eater to me.

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater.
(one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater)
A one-eyed one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks stange to me.

Well he came down to earth and lit in a tree
I said Mr. Purple People Eater don't eat me
I heard him say in a voice so gruff
I wouldn't eat you cuz you're so tough

It was a one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me.


I said Mr. Purple People Eater, what's your line
He said it's eatin' purple people and it sure is fine
But that's not the reason that I came to land
I wanna get a job in a rock and roll band

Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flying purple
people eater. Pidgeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin'
purple people eater
Flyin' purple people eater
sure looks strange to me.

And then he swung from the tree and lit on the
ground. He started to rock, really rockin' around
It was a crazy little ditty with a swingin' tune
(sing aboop boop aboopa lopa lum bam boom)

Well, bless my soul, rock and roll
flyin' purple people eater.
Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple peopleeater.
Flyin' little people eater
Sure looks strange to me.

And then he went on his way, and then what do
you know. I saw him last night on a TV show.
He was blowing it out, a'really knockin' em dead
Playin' rock and roll music through the horn in
his head......