I was surfing the internet when I found a video of a man who people claim could defeat Chuck Norris. After watching this video, I thought that he could defeat Chuck Norris.


Video link to Techno Viking

Techno Viking video

I was going to make a joke, but I forgot how big that guy is, plus he did protect the girl so I'll shut up this time.



Chuck Norris doesn't dance because in his presence, all music becomes angelic praises of his conquests and the chorus is the death gurgles of his enemies.

You dare insult Techno Viking by praising Chuck Norris! Blasphemy!

Guess its a matter of opinion

Blasphemy indeed! Techno Viking will command commoners to give him free water and drown the heathen "Chuck Norris"

Wow.

Thank you for wasting away 4:01 of my life watching some shirtless guy shake his man-boobs around for the camera.

cool!!!