Hey. I'm a big fan of rpgs, and gaming in general. I'm a convert to the Wii and am loving Twilight Princess, which I never thought would be better than Wind Waker. I'm here for discussion and a fair bit of escapism, and I'd love to learn more about scripting with the Aurora Toolset from Neverwinter Nights. So..... hello.


..... be gentle

hello, and we're always gentle

I'm not gonna lie, i'm not convinced. The scary eye and the scary volume of (scary) pink, well, SCARE me.

imsorrypleasedonthurtmecozisaidiwasscared

*hides in corner*

HAHAHA! That's right, fool! Flee! FLEE! For there shall be no quarter once you have entered...

THE HUNTING GROUNDS. Wait. I mean...

THE NEXUS FORUMS.

Anyway: Hi, welcome to the forums and all that. I'm RickytheCat, Rick for short, though I prefer to be called "Glorious Leader." It's my job to say terrible things and laugh at you. I'm sure we'll be the closest of friends.

oh crumbs.
Well, as long as you don't criticize the Hat Collection I think i'll be fine.
Also, how glorious?
Glorious like a sunrise?
Like unexpected money?
Or like an approaching meteor, which is both BEAUTIFUL and TERRIBLE?
I MUST KNOW!!!!!!!

Hello and be welcome from Lisnpuppy...Goddess of the Nexus and Queen of the Snow Arena.
Have fun and don't spam. Hopefully someone will come arounf soon with the unoffical rules.

I hate spam...ughhh

Fell Hound! <piercing whistle> and bring those silken bindings. We've got some o' that draggin' to do! 'You get the blond, and I'll get the one in the turban!' Woof.

Goddesses! For heavens sake! Give the poor kid a break. He's just not ready yet. For the Goddesses. (though i think he could probably take anyone who posts in one thread that they hate all animals, and, yet, have an animal in their thingywhaddyacallit.)

oh........................



its...... you.

<another piercing whistle> Fell Hound! Heel! And bring those silken bindings. He's on his own. And may the whatsits have mercy on his...soul.

So we meet again you sullied hound! I should have split your belly when I had the chance! And here you are spreadin' lies to my new closest friend?! Tell me, Chesto, are you looking for conflict or has it just happened upon you? Draw your steel!

Well... it really started when I was saying to my friend the other day that we really should visit the Newbies more often , and she said 'yes, we should visit the Newbies more often, and i replied, 'okay, then lets visit the Newbies today, and she replied to that, 'yes, okay, lets do that, how about we do that right now', and i fired right back at her, 'okay. that is just what we will do. we will go to the newbies, and post there if we find someone worthy, or even not, to post to, and then i said ' like , awesome dude' , like i would ever say that, haha, and...then you drew steel, and threatened me over a teeny weeny little dig at yerself and i have to ask, ' is that a gun in yer pocket... or do you always go armed with two modes of battlereadiness, ranged and melee? I never forget a face, but..have we met , before? And are you always so violently possessive of your newest bestest friends? Just asking, you know. And please stop waving that thing in my face. Your...sword..thingy.

Never!

And, now that you mentioned it, no I don't think we've met. I'm RickytheCat, it's a pleasure to meet you! I apologize for calling you a sullied hound, that was uncalled for.

...Now draw your steel!

sorry to get in the middle of the impending duel, but does anyone know why i am still showing as having no posts?
Even though i do
*weeps*

Some forums, this one included, block posts beign added to yoru count. Its so that the messages saying hello are often classed as spam.

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Stow thy steel, RickyTheCat. There shallt be no fighting on thus sacred grounds of welcoming!

Thanks! Couldn't figure out if i had done something stupid.

Fighting?! Oh, goodness, no! I abhor fighting! I just wanted to see if Chesto wanted to trade his steel for mine. I'm in the market, don't ya know.

Hello there, Garrett is my name and world domination is my game. Welcome to the forums and remember to visit.

Nah. Thanks anyay. I more a pasta man, myself. ...oh , and welcome new guy... that is , if the Goddesses have left anything of you to welcome. <smirk>

Why chesto, im sure these goddesses have left the poor man startled at the hospitality of the forum.


I only just noticed i didn't say welcome in my first post. Meh.


Welcome to the forum.

Nice to meet you everyone! Also....... hospital? That was a hospital? I thought it smelled too much like penicillin to be a hotel.......

The definition of Hospitable, (which should not be confused with Bastard
)


Now think about what warmth and generosity might mean, coupled with goddess.

hmmm...Infinite... i just know that there is a segue in there somewhere between a rather laboured witty about 'hospitality' and 'hospital' ( sorry fester...but you know you've done better ) and 'bastard'. I just cant pin it down. And the Goddesses around here? Not known for leaving left overs. < even bigger smirk >

They're warmer and more generous than I anticipated then.


As far as I am aware, there isn't a link between hospitality/hospitals and bastards, other than the rather vague line of illegitimate birthing being done in a hospital.

I just wanted to use a random word to show off how inteligent I am.

In theory, is this not diagressing from the topic of Welcoming?

http://images.google.com/images?sourceid=n...=1&ct=title
Bastard Fairies!

You have, and you are, Infinite.... And we are, in actuality, not in theory. And Bastard Fairies are a pop combo, I take it, who like to put wimmin's constrained boobies on their album covers? I think i might like to buy their albums, then. Not to listen to, just to... theorize about. And Fester, dear boy, if there is anything of you left, be welcomed, still.

No! Don't fall for their tricks! I am the only one you can trust. The ONLY one. Their welcomes are tainted. Befouled. A Siren's call to an early grave. Mine are the only safeties, the only assurances you'll have here.

Join me.

Or perish by your own hand.

ricky be still, the goddesses offer much and ask for little, our song is one of wild fantasy and unequaled chocolate covered pleasure........hmmmmm, hey that sounds good even to me!

mmmmmmmmmmmm...... chocolate covered .....

*drools*

sorry ricky, what were you saying? I seem to have been distracted......

kids having fun playing ?
good *clacks claws *
il just wait here and harvest all your immortal souls when the times comes you have signed them away to me anyway at any rate

oh and welcome to the forum and all that bul....garbage

You. I like you. You have style, kid.

Tell ya what, kid. If you're ever lookin' for a manager in this burg, you give me a call. Here's my number.

...but...surely there is not enough of newbie left to be covered in chocolate...with. Are you Goddesses slacking off?! We should be told!

There is never to much or to little of somethign to be covered in chocolate. Unless its dark choclate

It was inevitable that I join this by saying hello. The man with dreams of being ruler of this world has arrived. I must think of a gift to give you.

it must be true then

dark Chocolate...did someone say Dark Chocolate..Semi-sweet, my favorite.....Ill cover you in it and then.........

chcolate makes me vomit
literally

now sign this contract please
it wil only means you are signing away a vial of your love juice a litre of your blood your firstborn child and your immortal soul

my love juice, isn't cheap, raise the ante....

How about for my soul?

your soul,no...but maybe something a little less.

Well, first of all welcome to the forums. Hope you enjoy your time here .

Be sure you will make lots of friends around here...as long as you follow the rules

Second: Where do I sign up for that love covered in dark chocolate?? (or something like that)


Cheers

Maafiaman

Wow....... when did my intro thread become the choco-love thread? Sign me UP! (no soul contract, though).

wow,so many chocolate lovers, and so little time...