This is a Super Rp

We will start by setting up an evil organization

Gladly, just give me the time, place to start and I shall join.
This will need some major pyromaniac kind of fire........Woohoo its gonna be like heaven on Earth with all the burning and the screaming!!!

no. I'd help you change it. But not take it over or destroy it!

No, but I will aid you in your quest to achieve a smaller sig.

I dunno. If you take over, what are you planning got do with the world? Are you going to institute planet wide anarchy, an iron fisted dictatorship, or somewhere between?

Also, why take over the world? If you're in charge then everyone will want you to solve every little problem, from food shortages to minor land squabbles. That's a lot of work in my opinion.

Also, if you become Head Honcho of Earth, what would be your plans concerning Luna?

Destroying or taking over the world would be changing it.

I think I would make the new world into a Monarchy base government. And I would also start plans to colonize the moon.

me too!

I would be an anarchist threatening to take over the world, but I never will. Where's the fun in being an anarchist if you own the world and have nobody to opose.

two points:

if you destroy the world, where are you going to stand?

if you've got the world you wont care any more, there's nothing more to aim for! That's why supervillains will never succeed, their always SUBCONCIOUSLY undermining their efforts, because if they win they'll be out of work. This is best shown in all James Bond films - supervillain gives away the plan ( death/sun/cold ray/drill/manwithhat/manwithteeth unleashed on world/the U.N/the oil industry) so's the good guys can foil him.
I will, however, happily help; you come up with a ridiculously complicated and convoluted plan to THREATEN the world (be topical- involve the environment!) which will, however, suffer from a fatal central flaw (ie the space station is built of cardboard covered in paint, or the 'secret' hideout is based on the only island with a volcano shaped like a skull).

Ooh, hey, could I be you conniving subordinate who is always waiting for the perfect opportunity to do away with you and seize control?

I am COMPLETELY AWARE OF YOUR NEFARIOUS PLANS YOU FELINE SWINE!!!

however, don't worry, i will inexplicably do nothing to stop your machinations, but will wait till the last possible moment to expose you, thus gaining kudos with the boss who will ignore the fact that i put the whole operation in jeopardy just for dramatic effect.

Just out of intrest, where do i rank in this hierarchy of evil?

And, of course, I will never be punished beyond being called an imbecile or assigned some mildly demeaning labour. This means that, no matter how many times my treachery is exposed, I can always try again. It won't be long before my exploits are played for mere comic relief, and no longer treated as a real threat, much to my chagrin.

I think this'll work out great.

But I was going for conniving second fiddle! Oh well. I guess I'll just sit back, wait for your plans to fail, and jump into the power vacuum left by your crumbling organization.

Or make popcorn.


Such a hard decision!

Aww, you can still be the sniveling lackey! loyal to a fault, but weak and cowardly! You'd be assigned obscenely imortant missions, despite being nowhere near competent enough to fulfill them! Also, we'd be bitter enemies. Wouldn't that be nice?

i think there's always room in an evil organisation for more cronies. THe good guys seem to use them up so damn fast! (we should definitely invest in some martial arts training for the mindless grunts, really some of them just seem to fall down when the goodies invade the secret cavern base, or at least make them take some vitamins)

rhs88, conive away! Also, i would, like some popcorn......

OF DOOOOOOM!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

(no salt, please, bwahaha)

(and yes, i count the popping of corn as an obscenely important mission, da peoples need to eat! bwaha)

You cant kill me and I wont undermine my efforts because there should be a resistance against my rule that I will have to end.

Necromancer G (aka master) do you wish of me to dispose of them......

ps. instead of just going round burning people, can I be your right hand man?

I suppose, but use the de-boneing machine.

Depending on which way you mean that then yes sir!

What is your first command?

Read my topic about Norse Mythology / Fenrir

Well, I guess I shall have to open up my evil popcorn stand of doom.

Just don't eat the greenish ones. Those are for the goody goodies.

And can I borrow this de-boning machine? I was thinking of expanding the stand to sell evil buffalo wings also.

HEEYYYYYYYYY!

I was a crony before YOU were a crony! I outcrony you!! To rival your popcorn stand (doom inc.), I open a (doom-y) sandwich bar! The only topings are cheese and death. I may sideline in bagels (try the salmon and despair, I caught the despair only yesterday).

Now............

DRAW SNACKFOODS! (also lunch-type foods)

I didn't mean to move into your crony territory. I just wanted to open up my stand and help support this strange structure of doom with popped kernels of corny doomness.

May I offer a bucket of Popped Doom as an offering of not doing each other in?

(And can I borrow some despair? That sounds like a lovely seasoning for the green popcorn.)

Hee hee hee hee! You can always help yourself to some of MY despair! I believe you'll find that it's just... TO DIE FOR! HA HA HA. Or would you rather have some of this hot beef stew I just set out? I believe you'll find it... ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS! HA HA HA

This thread has taken an interesting turn. What ever happened to torturing people? I also have a cat so I can do the evil genius cat stroking thing now.

I will be the good secret agent who has to stop you all. To do that I will attempt to open portals to the Doom3 Mars base through which the evil demons can stream and kill all humanity (except me), which means you all die too. Hey, I just saved the world from your evil schemes!

<enter, stage left, running > ...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
hahahaah, etc.
<exit, screaming mad laughter , stage right> (there should always be room in any plot for an expendable walk on) { damn... those parenthesisisisese were too tight; time to lose some weight. ahhh.... these are much better. }

I shall be the 'Femme Fatale'

Just remember to be seductive if I get close. The femme fatale always goes into that damsel in distress mode if the good agent comes close.

Femme Fatale=Highly Skilled Hot Female Assassin that can always get the job done.

ohkaaaay...........everyone..............grab...........a................blunt..
...instrument................and..................move...................slowly
......................towards.................Halororor.........

...Also, anyone else notice how much more evil his plans were? I mean, DEMONS??? Rhs88, I fear that our plan of world domination via tastiness may need some revision. Also, i'll give you the number of my despair supplier. Its a home business run by this sweet old couple, you'll like them. (they do an excellent melancholy as well, tell them i sent you). And R the C, can I have some stew? I'll give you some of my lentil soup. I'm sure you'll find it...... EXCRUCIATING!!!!!! (no, wait....) I mean.....QUITE GOOD!!!!!!!

What? My plans evil? Never! I am an agent of justice. I am...(Deep booming narrator voice)... Agent 003.

hey, i never said i didnt like justice....... as long as its EVIL justice! The kind of justice which makes small children and puppies cower in FEAR!!!! The kind of justice which cause RickytheCat to laugh in a menacing yet MELODIC way!!!!!!!1!!!11!1!!

And I could have been an agent if i'd wanted to! My grades at good spy/evil crony college were blemish free! Evil just had a more appealing pension plan, and the hours are better. Good ages you horribly.

Halor, would you like some popcorn? The green ones are to DIE for!

and I have to agree on the evil pension plan. It's pays more, but most who follow that route end up as expendable stooges. Maybe I should get out of this red shirt...

Anyway, Lord Necromancer G, what are your commands?

yah...I been good for decades. And look at me! Champion Gurner. I do like the way the Melodic Way sort of broke down into partial binary, there. Time for another bout of irrelevent mad laughing: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahexits
ageright....

I suppose since Chesto seems set on being evil, I can take the place of the delightfully British good guy who is rarely ever seen and barely says anything except to explain how the goody's gadgets work and for some comic relief. In Halororor's case, I'd explain how to use the Demon-Mars-Video-Game-Portal, but that it's extremely dangerous. Then I'd mention crumpets.

I'm a little worried by FesterbyNice's near-total lack of post count. Frankly, he scares me much more than a fresh loaf of rye Fear.

Hmph, none of you arent thinking evil enough. I mean evil that would make hell look the other way and say thats some f@$*ed up S#$^.

Necromancer G- how bout an evil flag day? Flag seem pretty terrifying, from what I saw at the movies (attack of the killer flags, flag of frankenstein, the flag)
and Toan, you are RIGHT TO FEAR MEEEEE!!!!! I emerge from the shadows and strike, without leaving a post in my wake (for som reason). Also, have you tried rye fear toast with lemon curd, its simply divine, i eat it while PLOTTING YOUR DOWNFALL!!!!! (has anyone noticed how the exclamation mark really is the punctuation mark of evil? For a while in the sixteen seventies it was the semi-colon, but the exclamation mark has really gone from strength to strength recently..!)

hmmmmm.*grins*


Thats me!

Femme fatale, simpering cronies, popcorn vendors... meh... your sinister plan requires a good accountant. How're you gonna' finance a good, hidden, underwater or underground base, or even a decent doomsday machine, without someone to manage the books? It's not like you can use Quicken to handle laundering funds through shell companies to finance purchase of components for a giant heat-ray, or whatever...

Amateurs...

ummm, if your handleing the funds...we're partners right!

remember, we're in a recession, so we have to keep costs down. no moon base. we buy the crony body armour from war surplus, no more custom costumes! We may have to ditch the sharks with wings, as they are a nightmare to keep in both food and habitat...... i mean, thet're either drowning or not drowning enough for cripes sake! See what we can get in the way of evil devices from ebay, they're good for evil, i got my cape there.

phew! I'm glad someone else offered to be an accountant. I burn through evil dollars at a rate of knots.....

As long as you keep your cyanide out of my martinis, kiddo'.
Meyer Lansky was the bookman for Lucky Luciano's gang, and the only one of 'em to die of old age.
Let's hear it for the accountant!

an evil henchmen of questionable sanity reporting for duty sir. what are your orders?

oh...I suppose, Hey Josh...here's some candy, just put it in your mouth!

Hey, I'm just the accountant, not the figurehead of this operation. My only order would be not to threaten Switzerland, Lichtenstein, or the Cayman Islands (not at first, anyways... we'll need to use their banking systems for a while until we can get the heat-ray up & running).

So, boss? We need to talk about the henchmen's 401k fund...

* stands around looking sultry*

CANDY!!!.....what a minute. is this evil candy or good candy cause i hate good candy. that gives me an idea. an EVIL CANDY STORE

Arsenic laced sweets?

i like the sound of a henchman fund........ do we have to make regular payments?
I thing we should try to take over a country with no history of militiarism...... something small, with friendly locals..... and an easy to build on volcano?

Fiji? I heard they welcome tourism for purposes of global evil.... and land values there are good.

Someone on ebay's selling a 'megadeath' ray. Do we want to bid?