<Evil shadowclone teleports in>

Humanbean created Wal-mart. Wal-mart is evil as well, its also one of the ways we make money.

<drains all the bodys blood into a giant crater, while making a palace out of the rest of the bodys>

This place is truly hell now.

Wrong base, there, bub. I cleared out of the lair nearly a week-and-a-half ago, and I haven't seen a single Shroom-trooper here at Corporate Regional in Hackensack, NJ yet (though some of the other employees are prime candidates for zombification)... to be honest, the main reason I was calling was to offer you guys a buyout on that safe-house I scored in Cancun and tip you to a good deal on a couple truckloads of Red Baron frozen pizzas, but it sounds like you're a little busy, there.... tell my ex-Boss I said 'Hi', and I can get him some good bargains on green & purple leisure suits; they'd match the tentacles a bit better than his old wardrobe did.

Ciao, babies!

Telekenisis. I am almighty! Oh and they are chained together.....
I have other things to do at the moment...come here darling....

"walks in looking tired"guys sorry about yesterday.i don't know what came over me.seems like i missed alot.i'm just glad that lily's gone.boss how you ended up with her i'll never know

Lily is not gone yet... and also there is a good Boss walking around, i have a feeling we are gonna have to deal with them some time...

*Can hear loud screams from distance*
Yes it is complete!
*Walks out of room with Dezi*
Like my new girl people. An exact clone of Dezi in everyway. Even the amulet.

Damn all of you guys do all this evil stuff and me.. a big flamin',scary dragon has done NOTHING EVIL.Damn i better start working on that.Hmmm

[rushes to his room]

Hey Jntk,mind helping me with this,I'd ask the boss BUT he's a little busy.And Gamebird is a busy too.Oh Josh mind helping me too,also i'm glad you were normal.Damn man you were gross the other day.

OT>guys when i do my first evil deed i will proclaim myself as DRAGON LORD OF THE NEXUS,but i still will be a loyal servant of Necro G,of course.

Good, otherwise there would have been hell to pay!
Me and my Dezi clone are going to my courters for some 'coffee'.

Evil Shadowclone: We wont have to deal with them. It is a unspoken agreement between the good and evil boss. We cant invade them and they wont come to kill us.

<notices dezi clone>

Evil shadowclone: I should kill her just for being a clone.

<kills dezi clone>

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
All of you shall pay for this!!
*Drops note*
*Teleports back to planet where I was before*
Note reads: Anyone is free to come with me except for him. He is not who he used to be. I will wait till the original boss comes back.

... i think its time we got a 'No Screwing Coworkers' rule

sure Spyro i'll help you

(hmmm... dials cellphone number for Dezi... the real one... I don't think the clone ever got a cellphone... yeah, he duplicated the amulet, but he can't duplicate a Sony Ericsson...)

"Heya, kiddo'... my sources tell me you're into the... um... "hospitality" business as of late. Can I interest you in a Sam's Club membership? It'd probably save you at least 15% on your supplier for burgers and steaks... I imagine you do a pretty good mushroom-&-swiss burger on the menu..."

I think you will find I wasn't. It was my girl but made to be and act like Dezi.
I hate him!! He did it for fun.

Evil shadowclone: Im just messing with your head, me killing your girl was a illusion. There she is over there. And the real Dezi is now the mistress of the evil boss. Dont mess with her or he will kill you.

So now I can't have her as a friend either!
I am still not coming back!
I hate you all!
And to you Necromancer, I have been lying quite a lot as well.

T_T

*Throws Chakram through Evil Shadow clone*
thats better...

Doesn't Dezi get a say in this?

i'm pretty sure he was meaning mess with her as in doing it with her

<real evil boss teleports in>

No, I was making Dez more evil than she was. And what do you mean lying?! Have you been hiding a little secret from me? What was it, your real girlfriend being my daughter, Violet?

*trying to pulling Chakram outta wall*

yeah what do you mean 'I have been lying quite a lot as well'

lily's still here.well that's just great, looks like i won't be having any peace and quiet for a while

she is not here as in with us, she on her home planet with a the good side of Necro

oh. well thats okay then cause it would be awkward if she was here.do you need help pulling your chakram out of the wall?

No...I'm fine... really...

*finally comes out sending me flying across the room*
OW

...for any of you who is dating one of my daughters, Violet or Saya. You better pray I dont find out.

and why would we date someone WHO LOOKS like you?? thats just desturbing and twisted

how did you know i was dating saya?

There is also Saya.

...

josh you better start runnin

why?

cause he's gonna kill you

what makes you think he can kill me?

....WHAT DID YOU SAY JOSH?!

<Turns into Broly incarnation>

i'm just joking there's no way i would date my nie i mean my boss's daughter "begins laughing nervously"

*sits at bar counting money,sipping on fine cognac* Boy!, that clone idea is a winner. they never get tired and the cash keeps rolling in.
Hmmm mushroom swiss burger...well there's still those giant shrooms..somewhere,oh hell,this is more profitable and fun!
I really should place an order with humanbean. dezi 999 get me the phone would you love!

Nie?
...
the only thing i can think of is niece.

"runs over and covers jntk's mouth"don't say another word. i'm in enough trouble as is.

<changes back>

O well. How do you like the real me Dez?

"sigh of relief"you know for a minute there i thought you were going to kill me boss."nervous laugh"

nice...want a clone for a few hours?,special price for you!
And no, If you want me its date,wine,dinner,dancing,some clubbing, no more throw grab dezi and carry her away. I'm a respectable business woman now!. Boy these SG people are great tippers,especially the women...he he he

I want you. And I'll give you the throne next to me in my evil palace plus everything you would ever want.

lol it nice that your busness is going well

and its good to know your not 'grab and carry away' anymore. it was ruining the evilness of this place

Thanks Jnth, here take dezi 500 for a ride,shes very nice!
Ok boss, you saw my terms, I'll think about the throne thing. I like working,keeps me busy and I help all kinds of people too. Hmmm, I'm sure evil Dezi is still inside me, but for now...I'm happy!
Everything I want... well, like I said, let me think on it!

Will you accept my offer to be at my side for eternity, hmm Dez!

no thanks Dezi.

i'm gonna go train

*goes into training room*

i think i'll go train too and give you two some privacy."runs off to the training room"

your pretty persistant, what happened to take me out for a nice time?.
Eternity huh, what happens if I get tired of you?
I hardly know you,except that your evil,and powerful and good looking and sexy and , hmmm. I'm still thinking.

Did I forget to tell you I can also shapeshift?

seems to me I remember something along that line. What happened to whats her name...your wife???

I am the evil side of the original boss. I seek to be with one who is evil. She is with the holy side of the original boss. She doesnt care about me.

*pokes head outta training room*

Lily? that b*tch is back at her home planet with the 'Good Necromancer G'

no more problems from her (if so i'll denote acouple nuclear bombs that mighta fallen outta my coat and forgot about them )

well, I have to take car eof my customers and there's aproblem in the kithen and I need to reorder liquor. I'll get back to you love!