Right... our new unevil Boss and Lily are making me sick
i'll take you up on the offer for tea.
*uses Scythe to open a rift between here and Raksacoropotalopatoreous*
Now... whats the matter?
Gamerbird
Sep 15 2008, 03:50 PM
*Show Jntk letter from long term lover* See. She doesn't want me anymore. She has fallen in love with him. The one who must be stared at. The one who's about to be crowned a hero of all dimensions and time. *Shadows leave area* Its causing me to be more sad than angry. I am loosing all confindence in myself and my powers are diminishing *Tries to cast Shadow Spark* See! I can't even do that now. I am worthless....... *Crys*
Jntk
Sep 15 2008, 03:53 PM
and whos this 'hero of all dimensions and time'? i'll kidnap him then you can torcher him abit
Gamerbird
Sep 15 2008, 03:55 PM
Read back to the page before this and you will find out.... Considering he is immortal, I don't think you will be able to capture him
NOTE to everyone: I have started work on the new group sig. I am just waiting a pic from Josh then it will be done. Its a lot better than the previous one.
spyro1201
Sep 15 2008, 04:01 PM
OT>The hero,Jntk, is our boss
[comes out of toilet and sees the boss and Lily]
Hey boss,congratz on being the greatest he...ro?!Woaw she did NOT just say you were a hero.Lily if he's the hero of all times then how he is also the most evil villain,that doesn't add up.
Jntk
Sep 15 2008, 04:10 PM
our boss a hero?? aint heros suppose to be good?? not evil (or once was, damn you lily)
<OT: missed the boss post>
Gamerbird
Sep 15 2008, 04:15 PM
Exactly. Now my long term girl has fallen for him and no longer wants me! Also my powers have all diminished. I am useless.....
Jntk
Sep 15 2008, 04:22 PM
ok this 'Lily' person is corrupting... errr decorrupting our boss!
we must stop her!
i'm sure Dez will help
Gamerbird
Sep 15 2008, 04:26 PM
All I need right now is some friends to help me out. I don't now if I can ever look at him again. First he steal her then becomes this super hero!
Necromancer G
Sep 15 2008, 04:27 PM
Why did you have to say that Im about to be the hero of all time and dimensions?
Because despite being also the most evil being of all time at certain parts of your life...your still a hero and an emperor to your people. Youve destroyed worlds yet you have saved ones. You have killed billions but you protect others.
Its my job. I am the balance between good and evil. When one side grows more powerful than the other I take the weaker's side.
<ship opens up a portal to the bosses home dimesion and goes into>
Your friends will also be invited to the celebration and afterwards you will be crowned Emperor once again.
Crowned Emperor again...after exiling myself.
dezdimona
Sep 15 2008, 04:28 PM
sign appears: Hot Chicks Dining and Dancing,come have fun, prop;Dezi *maps fall to the floor*
Gamerbird
Sep 15 2008, 04:29 PM
QUOTE(Necromancer G @ Sep 15 2008, 05:27 PM)
Why did you have to say that Im about to be the hero of all time and dimensions?
Because despite being also the most evil being of all time at certain parts of your life...your still a hero and an emperor to your people. Youve destroyed worlds yet you have saved ones. You have killed billions but you protect others.
Its my job. I am the balance between good and evil. When one side grows more powerful than the other I take the weaker's side.
<ship opens up a portal to the bosses home dimesion and goes into>
Your friends will also be invited to the celebration and afterwards you will be crowned Emperor once again.
Crowned Emperor again...after exiling myself.
GOOD! Go to your home world! Ditch all of us! I never want to lay my eyes on you again! TRAITOR!!! Dezi, did you want to come to my planet and have some tea?
Jntk
Sep 15 2008, 04:29 PM
*pats gamer on the back*
hmmm. we should unearth how evil the boss realy is. then he won't become a hero and that would stop your girl friend lovin him!
then we should blow up the panet 'lily' calls "back home"
Gamerbird
Sep 15 2008, 04:31 PM
I want him to go back! I will never have to see him again, but we can still blow the planet to smithereens when he's on it! He will be left floating in space for eons to come.....
Jntk
Sep 15 2008, 04:34 PM
QUOTE
Your friends will also be invited to the celebration and afterwards you will be crowned Emperor once again.
hmmmm i think thats the purfect opitinity for some party crash/ world destruction
oh yeah boss, you have been fired as our boss.
now we need a new one
Gamerbird
Sep 15 2008, 04:36 PM
I say he can redeem himself only if he denies the crown, murders the entire planet and kills his girl and MINE!! *Darkness emits from body* Lets do this *Darkness goes* NO! He doesn't deserve to be boss anymore *Darkness emits* Yes but he would help destroy Earth!
Jntk
Sep 15 2008, 04:39 PM
hmm redeem... ok
Necromancer G do you Accept
oh yeah, can i push Lily outta air lock? i don't like her
Jntk
Sep 15 2008, 04:39 PM
<accidental clone post>
Gamerbird
Sep 15 2008, 04:41 PM
He should except if he knows whats good. Your not the person we once thought you were. We signed up to this because you were meant to be an evil god. You are nothing but a fake. Yes I said it, a fake. We never saw you do any acts of good!
dezdimona
Sep 15 2008, 04:43 PM
*Dezi appears* ok,come to my new establishment "Hot Chicks"diner,dancing,women, your all welcome and I'll comp your dinner. The ummm Ladies, you negociate with!
Jntk
Sep 15 2008, 04:50 PM
Way to true Gamer!
Necromancer you are a DISGRACE to Evilness!
Saving planets and protecting people WHO ARE YOU? where is the evil master i joined up for!
you should rename your self! something like Holy G.
*turns away in disgrace*
hmm he could become a tyrant emporer tho...
Dezi as much as it is a appreciated we are a bit busy trying to re-corrupt necro
dezdimona
Sep 15 2008, 04:54 PM
He's a has been, I'll be around ,you know where to find me. *poof*
Jntk
Sep 15 2008, 05:06 PM
ok methinks that if we kill lily then blow up their home planet things will get back to normal
*walks off in a search for nuclear bombs*
Necromancer G
Sep 15 2008, 05:08 PM
Well I need something to drink before all this happens.
<notices himself in mirror>
hmm?
Your a disgrace to yourself..Look at you..all tame..no bite..no Evil...no power to protect those you love..without being evil...you cant protect Lily or your family...accept the darkness in you heart...accept me to be you again...
<looks as if in a trance>
I must..accept...I must destroy.
Jntk
Sep 15 2008, 05:14 PM
i want the old boss back
redeem your self and kill lily!
Gamerbird
Sep 15 2008, 05:14 PM
*Shadows swarm around body* I AM FED UP WITH THIS!!! *Casts Meteor Swarm*
BURN IN HELL!!! And yes you are a disgrace! Now look through the portal and watch your world be destroyed by my Meteor Storm! Look upon what used to be and what you used to do! Feel the darkness engulf your heart! Don't fight it! Allow it to take you!!
Jntk
Sep 15 2008, 05:18 PM
nice tactic!
sooo evil
Gamerbird
Sep 15 2008, 05:21 PM
I AM BACK! and more evil than ever! Dezi, sorry but I don't need that tea anymore. Meet me in my room in 5 minutes and I shall show you better than him! You think he can go for long, you just wait.......
*Casts Portal Vision* *Room becomes a vision of Necro's home planet* Look at it now. Your home world, destroyed by my hand. Come back and redeem yourself or more of your loved ones will perish!
Necromancer G
Sep 15 2008, 05:26 PM
You cant destroy that world. Its immortal along with all its people.
UGH! ARGH!
<Splits into two bosses>
Boss with black devil wings and black angel wings Im finally free from you!
Boss with white devil and white angel wingsSame here
Boss with black devil wings and black angel wings I am the evil part of him, go be emperor. Go be good and holy. Youll regret it
Boss with white devil and white angel wings Then get out of here with your evil minions
<teleports everyone back to original base>
Now I can kill and do whatever I want to with no one to stop me.
<small random kid comes in>
Please help me mister, I dont know where my parents are at.
<Looks at innocent, small child...and then kills him>
Feels so good to do that.
Gamerbird
Sep 15 2008, 05:28 PM
Well I still don't know if I can trust you but I want that planet destroyed.
Jntk
Sep 15 2008, 05:31 PM
hmm *hands Necromancer G a Cute kitten, which was pulled outta a pocket in coat* prove your back, you know what to do!
Necromancer G
Sep 15 2008, 05:37 PM
The planet cant be destroyed. The people and planet are immortal plus the planet is a safe haven for both the forces of eil and light.
Bring me something to kill...I want to destroy a galaxy.
<looks upon southern galaxy> Your souls are MINE!
<destroys southern galaxy>
That was about 24 trillion souls for me!
Jntk
Sep 15 2008, 05:39 PM
boss you are back!
spyro1201
Sep 15 2008, 05:45 PM
Well it's good to have you back boss...or at least half of you.....the evil you.Anyway,Dez that "Hot chicks" thing still open?I'll even turn into human form for you,if you want.
[drools with a grin]
Oh by the way,Gamebird,the boss may be back but his good half is still with YOUR girl.At least i think so.
Necromancer G
Sep 15 2008, 05:48 PM
Thats just the beginning!
Now that Im evil..I wont have regret this.
<strips down to boxers>
COME HERE DEZ! Let go have some evil fun and then some more
Jntk
Sep 15 2008, 05:49 PM
hmm the good half of you will be bad for business, we needa kill him.
BOSS PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!
Gamerbird
Sep 15 2008, 05:49 PM
Thats why I am off for a few days. Anyone coming? I am off to go and destory a few million humans and then my girl.....
Necromancer G
Sep 15 2008, 05:53 PM
Your girl, not my good half wife, is tied up in your room, waiting for you.
Now I wonder if Dez will like these? <sprouts tentacles>
Gamerbird
Sep 15 2008, 05:56 PM
I am still going to kill a few humans, then torture her, then kill her. *Teleports to a country* Eat this! And this!
Jntk
Sep 15 2008, 05:57 PM
boss... for gods sake put your bloody pants back on.
hmm what should i do this this nuke i got after planing to blow up bosses home worlds...
oh i know!
*opens a one-way rift with scythe leading to the centre of some planet somewhere then drops the nuke in, setting of a chain reaction blowing up the whole world*
evil never felt so good
Necromancer G
Sep 15 2008, 06:00 PM
There is a reason why some woman gave me the nickname "sledgehammer"
<teleports to dez's location>
Gamerbird
Sep 15 2008, 06:01 PM
Yeah let some of us have some fun for once.
humanbean234
Sep 15 2008, 06:02 PM
(kicks feet up on desk, reaches for coffee mug)
"Y'know, Sheila, I'm thinking we got out of there at the right time. So maybe the empire of Wal-Mart isn't as flashy... the current extent of our forces are a battalion of grumpy old-guys in orange smocks with hunting rifles and baseball bats... but the supply chain works well, and I haven't had a single problem with zombies or mushroom-men trying to open the stall door in the men's room... it's the little things that make the difference, y'know?"
Gamerbird
Sep 15 2008, 06:04 PM
QUOTE(humanbean234 @ Sep 15 2008, 07:02 PM)
(kicks feet up on desk, reaches for coffee mug)
"Y'know, Sheila, I'm thinking we got out of there at the right time. So maybe the empire of Wal-Mart isn't as flashy... the current extent of our forces are a battalion of grumpy old-guys in orange smocks with hunting rifles and baseball bats... but the supply chain works well, and I haven't had a single problem with zombies or mushroom-men trying to open the stall door in the men's room... it's the little things that make the difference, y'know?"
Oh look who it is, the traitor.
Jntk
Sep 15 2008, 06:05 PM
<ot: err what?>
Necromancer G
Sep 15 2008, 06:07 PM
<teleports back with Dez wrapped up in tentacles>
Im going to be busy for a while, I'll be done whnever Im done. Dont disturb me or I'll kill you.
Gamerbird
Sep 15 2008, 06:10 PM
QUOTE(Jntk @ Sep 15 2008, 07:05 PM)
<ot: err what?>
He used to work with us until he left. It was before you joined, he hardly ever got involved however.
Jntk
Sep 15 2008, 06:13 PM
ah ok. what does he want now?
*orders a couple of mushroom men to open the stall door in their men's room*
Gamerbird
Sep 15 2008, 06:17 PM
*comes in dragging 500,000,000 bodies* Is that enough souls for you necro? Now for her and maybe HumanBean as well......
Jntk
Sep 15 2008, 06:21 PM
how are you draggin that meny bodies?
nevermind
lets go and attack humanbean
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