Anywho lets shape up like th boss said
*scythe stops glowing*
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<pukes up something>
FINALLY, IM FREE FROM THIS DAMN THING"S CONTROL!
Talking Goa'uld: I could only control you at certain points...like with the incidents with Dez. That was my doing.
<squashes goa'uld>
FINALLY, IM FREE FROM THIS DAMN THING"S CONTROL!
Talking Goa'uld: I could only control you at certain points...like with the incidents with Dez. That was my doing.
<squashes goa'uld>
i don't wanna shape up and no one can make me NO ONE YOU HEAR ME NO ONE!!!!"insert crazed/evil laugh here"
You do like getting payed, right?
ok look it was a goa'uld symbiote. peace now (amongst us)?
ooohh thats a threat boss!
oh yeah, when i do i get my first payment?
ooohh thats a threat boss!
oh yeah, when i do i get my first payment?
I am not going to strap a nuke to my head.
I will just have a stick of gum, or even easier, go to the holo-deck and kill some holograms. Yeah, I'll do that.
*Wanders to Holo-Deck*
I will just have a stick of gum, or even easier, go to the holo-deck and kill some holograms. Yeah, I'll do that.
*Wanders to Holo-Deck*
YES I LIKE GETTING PAID WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT!!"notices goa'uld on the ground"can i eat that?
*walks out of the Holo-deck dragging 50 holograms with him*
That should do.
I have created a machine that will control my anger. Bad thing is that it can be controlled telepathically. Which is something I shouldn't of said now that it won't come off.....
That should do.
I have created a machine that will control my anger. Bad thing is that it can be controlled telepathically. Which is something I shouldn't of said now that it won't come off.....
it was more of a threat not a question Josh
*Throws Up*
I would appreciate it if no one used the telepathy for now. It is already driving me crazy!!
I would appreciate it if no one used the telepathy for now. It is already driving me crazy!!
You all have been getting payed. You do remember all of you have Swiss bank accounts, right?!
<Bursts in>
Hello, my love.
HOLY F*%&ING S#%...LILY...and she has fused with all the other women who have a part of her soul.
SHE IS REALLY MAD! SO DONT TRY ANYTHING AT ALL! I WILL TRY TO TALK TO HER!
<Bursts in>
Hello, my love.
HOLY F*%&ING S#%...LILY...and she has fused with all the other women who have a part of her soul.
SHE IS REALLY MAD! SO DONT TRY ANYTHING AT ALL! I WILL TRY TO TALK TO HER!
OH SMEG!!!
DEZI come here.
*Grabs Dezi*
Here we go
*Uses shadow energy to teleport Dezi to a planet where we can breath*
DEZI come here.
*Grabs Dezi*
Here we go
*Uses shadow energy to teleport Dezi to a planet where we can breath*
...
now THAT was random!
sure you can talk boss...
*bites thumb then uses blood to draw a pentagram around self*
now THAT was random!
sure you can talk boss...
*bites thumb then uses blood to draw a pentagram around self*
Yeah just hurry up. Its not a very nice place down here...
"turns to jntk with goa'uld in mouth"i'm sorry were you saying something?"looks over at lily"HI LILY you want some goa'uld?it's really good.
Josh... please spit that out.
*turns back to the Boss and lily*
Boss, you SURE you have this one?
*starts spinning Chakram around index finder*
*turns back to the Boss and lily*
Boss, you SURE you have this one?
*starts spinning Chakram around index finder*
*Turns goa'uld in to human splean*
Now spit it out and be a good boy.
Just come down here and help me and Dezi. It will waste time while the boss speaks to Lily.
*Teleports Josh, Spyro and JTNK to planet where Dezi and me are*
Now help fight these bloody things
Now spit it out and be a good boy.
Just come down here and help me and Dezi. It will waste time while the boss speaks to Lily.
*Teleports Josh, Spyro and JTNK to planet where Dezi and me are*
Now help fight these bloody things
<everyone teleports to a distant planet>
Its been a wile Lily. How are you?
Fine, Garrett you killed a planet. Innocents were killed.
I know, I revived them and their home when you burst in.
You will now be punished but even though it will look like you die you wont.
I shall accept this pain and afterwards, we will be together forever again.
Yes we will be.
Its been a wile Lily. How are you?
Fine, Garrett you killed a planet. Innocents were killed.
I know, I revived them and their home when you burst in.
You will now be punished but even though it will look like you die you wont.
I shall accept this pain and afterwards, we will be together forever again.
Yes we will be.
Last time, this move nearly did kill me
....
STOP teleporting me about BOTH of you!
*scythe Glows*
*uses scythe to open a portal back to Base*
STOP teleporting me about BOTH of you!
*scythe Glows*
*uses scythe to open a portal back to Base*
Look Necromancer pretty much posted exactly the same time I did. I teleported you first. He just teleported us to a different part of the planet. It won't be long till those creatures get here though.
... what creatures?
OT> Watch the video I posted to see me get pwned! 
"chewing on the spleen"how did i end up here?and this spleen is good!got any more?
Oh you weren't here long enough. When me and Dezi first came here we were swarmed by weird creatue things.
*See's a distant figure*
I am guessing this is them, get ready for a long fight.
*See's a distant figure*
I am guessing this is them, get ready for a long fight.
oh time to fight!
fun fun fun
*starts unloading weapons outta coat*
which to use, which to use!
*picks up scythe and Over-sized Hira-shuriken*
ready!
fun fun fun
*starts unloading weapons outta coat*
which to use, which to use!
*picks up scythe and Over-sized Hira-shuriken*
ready!
<Comes over barely able to stand>
She didnt use full power on that attack. She told me what is going on back home. Lily went back home to rest. And what things are going to attack?
She didnt use full power on that attack. She told me what is going on back home. Lily went back home to rest. And what things are going to attack?
wow boss, you have had the stuffin nocked outta you!
Who cares what they are, its time to kill
you just stand there, we'll deal with them!
oh yeah where is 'Back home'?
Who cares what they are, its time to kill
you just stand there, we'll deal with them!
oh yeah where is 'Back home'?
"poking the boss"you got beaten hahaha.you want some spleen?"begins reaching inside throat"
Concentrate on the creatures about to attack us Josh.
*throws the shuriken at the approaching figures slicing two in half*
*throws the shuriken at the approaching figures slicing two in half*
Jntk hold the portal i'm comin' too.
[arrives at base and look out the window]
Hey boss the SG guys...
[sees the boss getting pwned]
...uh i see your busy with Lily,I'll tell ya later.
[walks back to own room]
[on the way i notice a bottle on a table next to Dez's lab]
Hmm,what's this.."sake"?..i wonder whats in it.
[drinks from the bottle]
Woo this stuff is good.
[drinks some more]
Woohoo,wowoza i feelz goodsies woohoo.Gettn drukn is fun.Hey, guyz yous gots to tri it.
[passes out from being drunk]
[arrives at base and look out the window]
Hey boss the SG guys...
[sees the boss getting pwned]
...uh i see your busy with Lily,I'll tell ya later.
[walks back to own room]
[on the way i notice a bottle on a table next to Dez's lab]
Hmm,what's this.."sake"?..i wonder whats in it.
[drinks from the bottle]
Woo this stuff is good.
[drinks some more]
Woohoo,wowoza i feelz goodsies woohoo.Gettn drukn is fun.Hey, guyz yous gots to tri it.
[passes out from being drunk]
Now that Im done getting the s$%& kicked out of me. Time to fight these incoming monsters.
i like monsters can i eat them? huh?"stares at the sky"
how many more to go, i'm amost outta shuriken.
*run outta shurikens*
damn.
Oh well Scythe time!
*run outta shurikens*
damn.
Oh well Scythe time!
are they all dead yet?
<OF: sorry for double post, i'm bored and no one else is posting>
<OF: sorry for double post, i'm bored and no one else is posting>
"not looking away from the sky" i don't see anymore so i guess so
weeeeeeee,that was fun,teleport me again...hic. hey,boss your wifes a hottie, does she play?
come here you lovely creature. hic, woooo,I feel good all over..he he he....
come here you lovely creature. hic, woooo,I feel good all over..he he he....
I remember when Lily and I were younger, of course I will always look like Im 24 and she will always look like she is 21. The aging process stopped a long time ago.
Now that you have received your punishment. Lets go have some fun
<Jaw drops, eyes widen, sweats>
HOLY MOTHER OF %^*&* $$W(
Now that you have received your punishment. Lets go have some fun
<Jaw drops, eyes widen, sweats>
HOLY MOTHER OF %^*&* $$W(
like the new me???, time for fun!!!!
[still drunk]
Howz comez the bozz gnets the hoit chiks.
Howz comez the bozz gnets the hoit chiks.
boss,he's married.....not on my play list anymore.ha ha ha
[even more drunk than before]
I bee on youz whist (list) Dezz.......[burp]anyboyz knowz is dis alcohol flamble cus i feelz like burpzing and fleimz up whenz i burp
I bee on youz whist (list) Dezz.......[burp]anyboyz knowz is dis alcohol flamble cus i feelz like burpzing and fleimz up whenz i burp
tis tis, inebriated men don't perform well. *casts force field around herself* go ahead burp...he he he!!!
[you guessed it i am still drunk]
i no man i a dragonz,chikz dig the scaly flamin reptilez.Oh noes i gonnah burp.Everyboz DUCK!!
BUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!!
[flames the entire ship and passes out again]
i no man i a dragonz,chikz dig the scaly flamin reptilez.Oh noes i gonnah burp.Everyboz DUCK!!
BUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!!
[flames the entire ship and passes out again]
hmmmm,I need a playmate...*snaps fingers.. vanishes...Poof*
*puts out flames on coat*
well thats one way to get you up in the morning
well thats one way to get you up in the morning
[wakes up sober,finally]
UH..my head...uh my stomach...OH NO
[rushes to a toilet]
[vomits like a volcano and burns the toilet a bit]
UH..my head...uh my stomach...OH NO
[rushes to a toilet]
[vomits like a volcano and burns the toilet a bit]
*sticks an out-of-order notice on the toilet door *
yeah, we are gonna need a new one of those
yeah, we are gonna need a new one of those
QUOTE(spyro1201 @ Sep 15 2008, 11:05 AM) 
[still drunk]
Howz comez the bozz gnets the hoit chiks.
Howz comez the bozz gnets the hoit chiks.
Yeah! We want hot chicks to!
Oo I have mail!
*Opens mail*
Oh my.....
Sorry guys but I will be leaving for a few days.
I a taking myself to a different planet and staying there for a while.
If anyone wants to come and have tea and to laugh at me crying, then please do.
Right now I need a shoulder to cry on.....
*Teleports to the planet of Raksacoropotalopatoreous*
<comes out of personal advanced space time chamber>
Im exhausted now.
Alright, time to go to the celebration.
What celebration, Lily?
The one back home celebrating one of the greatest heroes of all time and dimensions..YOU!
Dont say that out loud. Im supposed to be evil.
Im exhausted now.
Alright, time to go to the celebration.
What celebration, Lily?
The one back home celebrating one of the greatest heroes of all time and dimensions..YOU!
Dont say that out loud. Im supposed to be evil.
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