(josh)i never said that you coudn't go.

There, the children are asleep

<breaks out a bottle of tequila>

Time to party!

josh i said WE.
i'm not leaving her without you,

(josh)fine.lets go so i can get kicked out for losing the bosses twins

WWWOOOOOOO TEQUILA

<belches>

i highly doubt hes gonna kick you out
*puts arm around josh's shoulders*
lets go buddy

all right lets go.
OT.well if he doesn't kick me out for losing his kids.then it'll be for making this lame kregon story line.

LETS CELEBRATE...with some sake and Vodka as well

OT> No one gets kicked out

*opens rift*
*steps through with josh*
home corrupted home.
*glances at Garrett*
great hes drunk again

i guess i'll join him."starts drinking"

Are you kidding? Im a father now so unless Dez says its ok then I will get drunk. I havent even taken a drink yet.

well i'm shocked boss.

*starts eyeing up the vodka*

i see a bottle of vodka with my name on it..,

damn i never got to kill a Kregon.

Anyway what do we do now?

* walks in carrying Spyro's Unconscious form *

my suggestion's drink are self's sick. oh and thanks for leaving us there.

* puts Spyro on the couch then grabs a bottle of whiskey *

OT> yeah you may not kick us out, you'll just execute us boss.

All of you go celebrate, Im going to rest


OT>Im not going to execute any of you

PARTY TIME!!!
OT.that's right if he was he would have executed me a looong time ago

we didn't leave you there.
i left the rift open. you could walk through it yourself.

<ot what josh said is true>
<OT and now i'm off to school>

(OT> You guys proceed too damn fast for a person like me who spends about an hour or two on the forums a day. I feel like I fall of a wagon everytime I get back to this thread. I think I'll be better off by being a random encounter here, which I seem to be anyway. )

*Elraine warps in.*

Did someone say party?

*Summons a huge table filled with bottles of every single kind of alcohol on the planet.*

So shall we start?

*Takes a bottle of sake and sits down for a casual drink before starting with the 'real drinks'.*

Its been really busy these past months...Dez and I getting married plus the birth of my two children

...things should slow down for now...after my rest maybe I should share some stories on how I met some of the guys.

<throws myself on a big master bed>

And now I need to sleep....the tatto's power is all mine and my father and brother's souls are destroyed making sure they wont come back.

Now I can...finally...get some rest...

<falls asleep>

OT>Things should be slow now for a little bit...Im fast paced with certain things...I read around 78 chapters of Death Note in 2 days

I'm glad you added certain things

<opens eyes>

I still cant get to sleep...WHY CANT I SLEEP!?

<remembers "something">

...thats why....he he he..I promised Dez a "surprise" in the laundry room

Bout time you showed up my love,sets load to "heavy", rock me babae

OT>Just to make things clear im not unconscious because of the alcohol,nor did i drink any.i was injured not heavily drunk.Believe me if i get too drunk,bad stuff happens,just ask everyone.And by the way how could you celebrate while im on the couch,half dead.

* puts empty bottle of whiskey down then grabs another one *

good, things have been a little too hectic around here ever since I joined up.

Oh and Dezi if you ever need somebody to guard the kids, just say the word, I'm there.

after all what could be safer than having a frost dragon on guard duty. ( at least when it comes to the kids )

You thought up names for the kids yet, Dezi.....Boss ?

old minion: The laundry room is closed right now...the master is spending time with his wife right now.

<minions burst through the door and start to party>

oh sure that's fine, just pass along the info for me would you, Thanks.
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whoa...these guys know how to party.

* protects bottle of whiskey like it was my own child *

* bashes a minion over the head with the empty bottle *

Hey that's my whiskey, get your own, there's more than enough for all of us!!!!!

omg,we never named our children...well, ok come up with some names

old minion: time for drunk karaoke.

<in the laundry room>

Umm, I want you to come up with the names my love

drunk karaoke......Count me OUT of that one, I may be a dragon, but let me tell you right here and now....I sing off key!!
And no I do NOT get better when everyone's drunk, I get Worse...nuff said!!!

well,I'm not much of a drinker,two or three and I'm buzzed...lol..more than that and clothes fall off mysteriously!

Dezdimona you do realise Necromancer will pinch your nose and pour booze down your throat now that he has that information.

Clothes fall off mysteriously!

I will refrain from drinking...for now

Varen...arent you the new intern?

You should know about us and what we do here in our empire.

You should tell us about yourself.

What SHOULD I tell about myself But while I think do tell about the empire and what you do there

We were tired of the universe as it was and we have become absolute Gods here.

I am the Emperor and God of Gods here. Dez is my beautiful wife and mother of my two adorable children.

OT> I would never take advantage of a woman that way, I was raised not to believe in such things, and to treat them with respect.
I have too firm a conviction in this Belief that to do anything else would be wrong.
- Raz

Hail Emporer! May I serve under your flag?

Yes you can serve under my flag

Hell yeah, I'm not the new guy any more.

--edit--

OT> and I meant what I said......not to mention if I ever did such a thing to Dezi... Garrett would kick my a$$!!

Draco, seeing as I have more posts than you I believe you still are Necromancer G, what role shall I fulfil while serving?

<chimpanzee enters the room in a business suit and hands me a report>

Excellent, the treasury has increased today by 120%. Keep up the good job, Wally

<chimpanzee goes into a room where its the same as the Wall Street stock exchange room but its filled with monkeys instead of people>

OT> Varen, I'm not the new guy in this group any more that's you, regardless of posts and I go by Raz around here.

OT> he is right Varen

Hehe true, and yeah sorry guys I need to learn all the nicknames Oh and what does OT> mean? I have never seen it on a forum before

Not a problem Varen, and OT> means Off-Topic just so you know.

OT> Means off topic..for idle chat off our subject..also I like the Dr. Octopus stick figure animation its funny as hell

btw, why bother using OT>? This is an off topic forum after all

off topic of our off topic topic

Ah ok So on topic, what rank do I start as in your empire?

ROFLMAO they probably do a better job too then those idiots on wall street,Boss