Clane ...Clone .....whatever, I think I'm going to go help that rat.


* teleports to Josh's location *

...
i don't think we are going to see Raz again.
alive anyway

Xeryui/Perun: he he he he.....garrett isnt here anymore...we also control the poisons flow, who it infects. when it kills them...how much they suffer...

(jay)"waves hand at saravok"there the poisen is gone now leave.(saravok)fine.lets go nadia.see you later old man."saravok and nadia teleport away"(jay)so who am i talking to right now if not garrett?
"meanwhile at joshes location,raz isfinds himself in a dark and smelly place"

Garrett is insane to let those too control his body.

Xeryui i don't suppose you now the location of my old arm do you? i want it back for sentimental reasons

* teleports into location *

* behind Clane, who's standing over Josh *

* grabs clane from behind<snaps neck,then slashes katana across clane's throat> Clane's head and body fly in two different directions *

there that's one down.... josh you okay?

"a bucket of water is poured over raz waking him"(josh)thought i lost you there for a minute.i was surprised when you fell on me in that giant lizards stomach!

owww....what the hell you do that for, jeez i know I appeared kinda suddenly, but that no reason to knock me out, at least we got rid of clane for a little while.

Xeryui/Perun: The poison is uncurable and cannot leave someones body once they have it. Your savarok has it and now he has spread it to the other kregons.....Now lets make it really flare up.


<hears kregons screaming in pain>


You are also infected with it doctor

right.
now can we go get josh and raz back?

"slaps raz upside the head"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!clane wasn't here!!the fumes from the lizards stomach were making you hallucinate!! i was in that things stomach for the past three days!(jay)but i didn't cure it i made it so he never got it.hehehe you see i'm not your average old man.

fine whatever.

* slaps josh on the head in return *

now shut up so I can get us outta here. let me talk to it....lizard to lizard.

*places hand on bellyside and the creature freezes in a flash. I rear back and punch trough the lizards hide *

(josh) you do know that i'm here because i want to be here right?

*yawn*

i'm gonna go check on Raz.
*places hand on own amulet*
just need to locate him...

I need to show you something close your eyes.




that make you feel a little better

no not really.so what's been going on since i left?

found him
*opens rift to Raz*
*steps through*
gross what the hell is this place?
*looks up*
oh hey Josh

the usual..you know chaos.

hey jntk...what took you?

hey jntk.how have you been?

[seconds later,i come literally through the wall,as if i was hit really hard]
[i crash in the opposite wall]

...Uh...wha...what happened...Guys?...Hi guys...i feel...weird....

[falls unconscious]

* looks at the unconious spryo *

for a dragon he's not that useful is he?

OT> gonna have to go soon.

Xeryui/Perun: Now for the poison to kill its host.

<the screaming of the kregons stop>

i was watching boss go insane, AGAIN hes actually let Xeryui and Perun control his body the idiot
fine josh, you? oh yeah i brought you this.
*throws Josh his coat, minus the blood stains*
i'm pretty sure its yours
*leans against wall*
*leaps off the wall*
now thats gross
*looks around*
where are we?

<ot i think spyro ment the wall of the building Garrett and the others are located in Raz>

"saravok appears in front of garrett"(saravok)okay clane and kanen both just died.and i'm just wondering if you had anything to do with it.(josh)we're in a giant lizards stomach.thanks for bringing me my coat.

a stomach? perfect...

well i'm gonna get us outta here
*tries to open rift*
...
i think this place in dampening my magic

...
i'm gonna tried make it vomit us out then
*pulls out a packet of cigarettes

[slowly wakes up and grabs Raz by the neck]

Don't toy with me...You have no idea what i fought against

[falls unconscious again]

OT in other words.I have been gone for like ages to save my world and when i "entered" i was actually hit by the "main bad guy",so hard i flew back here.

(josh)it's good to see you again spyro.and jntk i can get out anytime i want to.

really?
well i'm still gonna light it
*lights a cigarette*
why haven't you gonnen out yet then?

*pokes spyro*

OT whos the "main bad guy" you are talking about?

Xeryui/Perun: We finally have caught yur attention savarok

<jabs savarok with a claw>

Xeryui/Perun: It wont be long now before your fate becomes theirs...

(josh)this is were i've been staying for the past seven years.you get used to the smell.that and it keeps all the little guys away.(saravok)"rips xeryui/peruns arm off,wound heals"sorry but we don't die that easily.

seven years?

well WHY haven't you escaped?

(josh)yeah seven years. time's a little weird here.i heard that the twins haven't aged a day.and i've been out.it's night right now and this is the safest place to be.it's like a moving base.

OT if you recall i LONG time ago i woke up(mysteriously drunk too)and sobered up.A sec later the phone rang.Since there was nobody around i answered and a voice from the past responded.It turns out my planet is in danger from "him"again.(this has happened before in my background story)Aaron offered help and i disagreed and said i must do it alone and i flew off.Now here i am.Before i forget don't worry about "him" he wont bother us for a while.The only problem we currently have is me being seriously injured(and unconscious)and simple cleric magic doesn't cut it(or heal it for that matter )

well i donn't bloody like it here. i'm going to get out of this dimension. alone with you and raz

*drops cigarette onto the stomach floor*

<grows back limbs and ripped off limbs become more copys of Xeryui/Perun>

Xeryui/Perun: We are infinite...we cant die...now feel the sting of death

<poison starts to flare up in savarok's body>

(josh)we can step out if you want.the view's not that great but it's better than the smell of lizard stomach.(saravok)okay this is getting crazy.old man can you do something about this guy?"teleports away"

josh i was talking about this damned world. i.e getting back to base

now to open a rift...

(josh)stop.i'm not leaving. not until the kregons are dead and the twins are back.

OT im off for today,im feeling sleepy,but before i go to bed here are those posts about when i left for a while

...
we are going to be here a DAMN long time then.

<OT the Kregon topic is gettin really old and boring>

i'm going out side, where the exit.
and if you say the rear end of the creature we are in i'm bloody blasting my way out

Hi guys whats going on?

Xeryui/Perun: I grow tired of you doctor...

<infects jay with poison and then rips jays head off>

Xeryui/Perun: Now for you savarok and nadia

(josh)you could always use the exit that raz made."points to giant hole in the side"
OT.i know.i can't think of anything to else happen so i'll just drop it.

<kills savarok>

Xeryui/Perun: Now where is vaane..I forgot you are right here...dying of my poison.

What the hells happening here!

Who is this Xeryui/Perun!

"new guy walks in"how should i know?and why is he swinging around like that and talking to himself?there's nobody there.

vaane dies>

Xeryui/Perun: Now for nadia

<looks at nadia and fires a genocide laser with poison in it>

Xeryui/Perun: now that they are all dead...and we can....

(new guy)so are you done freaking me out?here."hands him the twins"just to let you know.you failed horribly.

Xeryui/Perun: We can now die in peace....

<xeryui/perun leaves my body>

Wait...I want to thank you two

Xeryui and Perun: No thanks needed..

Oh yes..one more tiny thing...

Xeryui and Perun: Yes?

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!

<destroys the two's souls>

HAHAHAHAHAHA...Im tired now

Josh can we go now?
i'm super bored.