[Notices some alien lapdogs]

FOYAH!!!!(a funny way to type fire)

[fires his mini gun and kills the aliens one by one but slowly]

HAHA what's the matter can't catch me up on the tower?

[suddenly one of the aliens jumps me from behind and is ready eat me]

Uhh guys unless you want me to become dog food,HELP ME!

Dont overuse your temporary powers too much youll burn out.

...Whats that?

<See's an bright light beam heading towards them>

They used their super weapon against us, the Planet Killer?! I can withstand it but not anyone else on my side...I shall save my allies.

<Teleports all main personnel away to their other base, located on another new planet because we were on my new earth>

They destroyed one of the worlds that I created...oh well. Everyone, youll find that this place is a temporary base located on a moon of a planet that I will begin terra forming so we can set up a new base. Is everyone alright?!

That also explains why I didnt see any of the main SG1/SG Atlantis crew there.

Feeling a bit dizzy and faint but slowly getting back to normal.
*Falls to floor*
*Gets embodied in fire*

<puts fire out>



OT<I didnt mean that kind of burn out, lol. I mean burn out as in extremely tired>

Now I have to regrow my children!...Oh well,where are those spores I had...hmmm. oh look,a new plant is growing here*runs off to look at it*

AH thats better. lol

Is there no way you can make these powers permanent? I would be much better use than I am now with them.
I could help so much better with them. Think about it.....

Not that I know of right now.

<Minions from Overlord burst in.>

Look the master is alive!

Minions I need you to make me some battle armor!

<old minion comes in>

Ill have Giblet make it right away, sire!

Well if you could try and find a way I will be of much more help.

oh,look another one! Uproots it gently,puts in a small pouch,adds a spore and some damp moss...ha ha, this will be my prized possession.* wanders off*

AH! You better of brought Dezi here.
And I believe I may have found a way. I need to go on a two day hike (could be one day if I start soon) to a sacred temple back on Earth.
Or I could do it in about 5 seconds with the help of Necromancer teleporting me there and back.

<Teleports Gamer to the sacred temple>

When he is done he will automatically teleport back here.

<Old minion comes in>

Sire, Giblet is done making your new armor!

Good, then it is time for me to suit up.

i guess i'll set up the bases defence network.don't have anything better to do."begins to walk away but then falls to the ground asleep and starts snoring loudly"

Nice place you got here boss

[puts minigun aside]

Oh,is that a radar?

[runs over to the radar]

Let's see hmm....uh oh.Hey boss the Stargate mothership is enclosing on the planet,BUT they don't see the base....yet

*walks by followed by 100,20 ft tall plants with huge teeth and swords for arms*Oh Josh,I have a present for you!
Oh look! strange butterflies...*runs off*

Hey dezi the garden department just called-you are the gardener of the year and there will be an award giving celebration in 2 days

okkkkkkkkk,*echos in the distance*

Ok everyone now we're off to the new permanent base. Its located on a planet full of demons. They wont attack you.

<teleports everyone>

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,this is fun! Look at the beautiful butterfly I have..oh my! nows theres two!
maybe they ate the pollen fron that flower?

hey boss are you sure that the demons won't attack us? because alot of them are following me around and it's starting to freak me out.

Its probably because they want to talk to you

OT< I, NECROMANCER G, HAVE DECIDED TO PROCLAIM MYSELF THE GOD OF DARKNESS OF THE ENTIRE NEXUS FORUMS!

I kneel at your feet,lord!
Oh darn these wings *poof*...thats better!
Pretty flowers for you my lord and master!

[kneels before NecromancerG next to Dezi]

Command and i shall obey,my lord

Arise, and we will defeat the SG1/Atlantis team one day.

Time to seal all of the natural demons of this Hell world away back in hell, leaving me and all of you on this world alone with one another.

<seals away demon army back into hell>

Now, we need to prepare for our next encounter with our enemys. We need to train. We need to invent better weapons. We need to become smarter.

as you wish lord. I shall retire to my lab/ greenhouse,with your permission of course. *movement in pouch at her side*...swats it,yelps* heh heh...By your leave *walks away*

I hope everyone likes this city I built.

Its made up of different sections. One is Roman themed, Sumerian, gothic 19th century london, feaudal japan, futuristic 28th century earth and continuing to be built as I speak.

Gothic London, hmmmm Jack the ripper.*looks at the pouch at her side*. Quiet little one,soon,very soon...ha ha ha ha!

What is that plant you have in your pouch Dez? And Jack the Ripper isnt here.

*bellowing voice*
I have returned!!

I have gathered the ingrediants for this potion I will need to make along with some help. I see Dezi has gone to the lab, maybe she could help me...

Oh, I have also gathered some materials to help build my new armor and weapons. Here is some images of what I am hoping for them to look like:


Well what do you think?
I am now off to the lab to make this potion and then off to the Armory to make my armor and weapons...

It seems as if your doing great. And it also seems like I have found a new apprentice in Necromancy. Dont get me wrong your good...but you can be better.

I also need to train as well. Thats why I have made an artificial gravity/time generated room. I took the idea from somewhere. I shall train my body, plus it speeds up time in which I can gain massive amounts of training in very short periods of time.

<Gets into chamber, turns it on>

Come get me if any of you need anything.

Well as soon as I am ready, and completed the tasks I have, then I shall come and hopefully you can teach me what necromancy you know. Also if you wish I can teach you some of the new spells I shall have once I have made this potion. Not many people can pull them off though from the research I have done.

And as for being an apprentice, I accept your offer.

not yet anyway..ummm,forget I said that. just something I picked up on that planet...nothing to worry about!

Dezi! Can you help me with the making of this potion. Its two part Lihak Plant, one part turake, four part fire plant, and four part water. You have to use the fires of hell or something similar to heat it.

When thats done I can get to work on my armor and weapons. Then the training!

<comes out of the special training chamber that I made, super extremely buff and tone>

Wow, it really works. And it looks like I broke the machine too. It seems like it was set on 10000 times the gravity of earth.

So that would mean Im really strong now

Coooooolio...19th century London

[drools]

Jack the ripper isn't here...darn...I wanted to get his autograph.Is Sherlock at least here?Hmm i wonder if the people here have seen a minigu...wait a sec

[remembers a few posts back]



OH NO I left it on the previous planet.But don't bother getting it boss(if i am worthy enough to address you like that)It has been years since i have used swords and armor.

[rushes to the armory]

I'm getn' me some weapons

hey boss i don't think that it was a very good idea to seal away the demons.we could have used them in the army. because now we are the only people here so we can't make an army.

sure,just let me bury...I mean plant this and I'll be right there.

JACK THE RIPPER isnt here. I only did that because those women were really cannibal witches who killed a friend of mine.

.....

Anyways, the demons needed to be sealed away so the ascended cant sense them. I can hide my presence from them though.

then it's a good thing i got some of their DNA before they were sealed.of course it might not be a smart idea to do anything with it until the ascended have been dealt with.

My powers of perception, I can sense everything in the universe! Even things across time, space, dimensions.

Now I must absorb the four great treasures to increase my power and these other magical items as well

...Levantine the Demon Sword, the Sylvan Bow, Gungnir, and the Dragon Orb. The Necronomicon, the Holy Grail, and the other thousand magical items I have gathered

Xi, Ne, Ko, Ve, Rai.

<items merge with my body>

DNA, did someone say DNA, I could use some...strictly for experimental purposes mind you

I feel so strong now, both in physical and magical strength. Now I need to learn all other forms of magic, physical combat. I need a machine that will have all knowledge from anywhere and everywhere and can beam it directly into my brain. Also Ive taken interest in the genetics projects as well.

*nails sign to wall*.This way to dezi's genetic sampling lab...enter at your own risk!

Hmm, Ill guess Ill see whats in Dez's Genetic Sampling Lab.

Dez can also turn into a succubus because of me...I shall give her the power to turn into a Dark Valkyrie as well

mmmm, thanks..master..heh heh

<Enters Dez's lab>

So what do you do in this Genetic Sampling Lab?

*hangs sign on door.Extensive research in progress,come back later,,,much later.* *locks door*
Here let me show you!

This is more like it!

<clears off lab table>

*due to adult content,this part is edited*..naaa naaa

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