We must stop HumanBean!! He will take our plans and ideas elsewhere and help them!! We could either destroy him or just capture and torture him!!

And I have caught one of those stargate idiots. Oh I have also got to #97! Nearly there!!
That portaloo has come in quite handy Dezi, thanks.

And HumanBean this place hasn't decended into chaos!! It has always been chaos! We just have to get prepared for the main battle. What do you think the apocalypse is? When the leader of hell rises (NecromancerG) and his followers (the rest of us) have an incredible battle against the second coming of Jesus and battle against the rest of humanity!

Hold on there, I have nothing against Jesus. I just have a grudge against most of humanity.

<Heads off to battle Stargate Atlantis members and Atlantis>

NOW! CHARGE!

I was just stating the actual meaning of the apocalypse.

Its lucky I have the blood of the oni running through my vains! Haha! Stargate workers eat your hearts out!
Fire!!
Oh and attack!!

*Stares bewildered by the actions taking place* What?! *Lowers head and walks away quietly*

popcorn...yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
three bosses...yummy...hey! come back here! Darn, oh well. *watches fight between bosses two and three and josh*

Yeah! This is going to be interesting! Maybe we should chuck one of those stargate idiots in the middle of it and see what happens!#98

great Idea...any Dr. Pepper left?, this popcorn makes me thirsty.

<Comes back>

Release!

The other Necromancers disappeared.

<Flys in and snatches Dez>

But before my battle with the SG guys, I need to..."relaxe"

Earth Style: Mud Wall Jutsu

<separtes everyone from him and dez, and seals himself inside bedroom>

*giggles*

Now, lets get started.

<Room fills up with flowers that Dez loves, the finest wine is next to the bed and the most beautiful love song known to man and womankind is playing (NOT RICK ASTLEY), dim lights>

How do you like it? And no one can get in through the wall unless they know ninjutsu. Besides I have a special guard also guarding the entrance outside.


His name is.....


PEDOBEAR

*lights some candles*, mmmm hmmm

<thinks to himself: I cant believe I finally got Dez in here, alone...with me.>

Now then...

<takes off shirt and 8 pack abs and V muscle show>

*casts chocolate rain,everthing goes dark*

I do have some more Dr Pepper! I have reached the 100th glass so I am starting again! This time to 500!!

Here goes number 1!

ps Dezi they haven't taken back the portaloo have they?

<this is getting better every second.>

Whatever you want, I can give you.

<Sprouts wings and embraces Dez>

Take this, it will protect you from harm and you will gain eternal youth.

<Necromancer's wings wrap around both Dez and him>

its still there gamerbird,see you later I'm in conference...a long conference!
*sultry laugh*

Thanks! Just make sure he doesn't hurt you! If he does I am leaving! Your to much of a nice person to be hurt! #14

I cant hurt Dez the amulet I gave her protects her. And I have a magical curse on me that doesnt let me attack her or any other woman I have "been" with.

<good thing he doesnt know all the coffee is decaf>

I know the coffee is decaf! I don't like coffee anyway! Thats why I am drinking normal Dr Pepper! I stocked up on it the other day! See its here in the cub.................WHAT!!!!! WHO THE HELL HAS STOLE MY DR PEPPER!!! COME ON OWN UP!!!! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!! Me and Dezi were sharing that.

And I am glad to here you won't hurt Dezi. She is like an older sister or a best mate to me on here..

<good thing I've remembered the entire Kama Sutra>

Woah!! That is going to take forever!

[notices the SG guys over the horizon while looking through the mirror]

Holy crap!

[grabs his mini gun and heads to the tower]

JOSH,GAMEBIRD,THOSE SG GUYS ARE CHARGING IN.GET READY FOR A BIG BATTLE!!!!

[loads minigun and shoots anything that moves]

TASTE MY BULLETS,woooooooooo,yeah.Hey shroom guys quit eating that zombie and start attacking!CHAARGE!

I will help the pedo bear! I have to guard Dezi! I will send some zombies and wraiths and what not when I have some spare time.
I....I've been hit.......

<the old imp from overlord comes in>

Youll be fine, here is some medicine my master gives to any of our injured.

<heals gamerbird>

where's my whip??? and turn loose all the shrooms and snap dragons too..they need the exercize!
Kama Sutra, one of my fav books!

You brought a whip? This is getting kinky

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sK4qPpY2QNc
welcome to my parlor,

Dezi..

you left your whip at my house.

ohhhhh!, ummm,did I leave any undies there too?

Earth Style Sound Proof Stone Wall Jutsu.


Now we cant get interrupted anymore.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDAXltfj8-Y

<back and forth>

<left to right>

Thanks Necromancer.
And for kinky, hell yeah!!

Now eat some of this SG jerks!!
*Casts Darkness*
*Heres some people shouting whats happened to the lights along with the sound of people falling to the ground*

<old minion from overload comes over>

Keep them all alive, the master will want to ask them some questions

Dez looks so beautiful in the candlelight

Sorry but a few of them are dead. Only the non-significant ones though. SO all should be good.

thankyou,...this position looks interesting!

Lets try it out

[turns to the minion]

Leave them alive,are you mad!?They will kill us if we don't do something.I'll stop only if the boss enchants my bullets with fire so they can be even more deadly.

there's too many interuptions. *snaps fingers,vanishes,leaves behind chocolate kisses*

Damn it.

I will get her in here one day.

<teleports to battlefield>

Keep the main SG1 and Atlantis members alive

Time to let one of my incarnations go into the battle.

Arise now from within my body O Vampire Emperor of Nosgoth. Awaken now..KAIN

"wakes up"ouch,what hit me? "looks around and notices what's going on" WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY WAKE ME!!!"grabs sword and runs to the battlefield"

Josh, I need you to go mausoleum and protect it. Its my real bedroom and I think Dez may have gone there. If she isnt there find her and protect her. You can kill any non main member of the SG1 or SG Atlantis team...meaning mainly Ja'ffa

No need to protect me....BEHOLD...utters an incantation..."hubugin palitan" and changes shape


*casts summoning spell "ako tawagin ang armies ng akin magtanim!" and 2000 heavily armored shrooms appear with 1000 giant Snap Dragons!
I await your battle commands "Lord"

<eyes pop open, jaw drops>

HOLY S#!+..Cant get distracted...I CAN NOT GET DISTRACTED!

ok, ok Send the the mushroom men to battle and the snap dragons to guard critical buildings.

Dez, you stay close to me.

as you wish lord!
battle mode: ok my pets,into the foray....
and my lovelys,you aid in defense and help Josh and spyro also!
*shrooms attack, en masse,snap dragons move to defensive positions*

What about me?

Necromancer, what the hell is in that healing stuff? It has made me more powerful than ever! I can know summon Daedric Lords and a load of new spells as well!

*Summons an army containing daedric lords, wraiths, zombies all imbodied with the will of fire*
Go army, bring them to me for a final torture before they are sent in to Oblivion!!

Dont get too cocky everyone, we may have strength in numbers but they have ingenuity, Merlin, Morgan Le Fay, aliens, advanced alien technology, and...hope on their side.

That healing potion has the power to temporary increase your power by 3 times but afterwards youll be exhausted from it. Remember though, daedric lords cant be completely controlled so if one gets out of line...Ill kill it.


OT> Thank you for that program, Gamer. Ive got the LOK title music but when I listened to the fable one it was incomplete. I remember the whole song and it was missing the beginning to it. Thank you for the link though, the program will be very useful in the future.

*Casts Fire storm*
I have eliminated the Daedric Lords, they just didn't do anything.
*Casts Wind Storm*
Ah Fire Tornados! An ultimate spell!

*Casts Fire Kraken!*
I will take care of these invader ships! Everyone deal with the land invaders.
*Floats up to meet with the air invaders. Hears radio signals.....What The F*** is that?*
*Casts Fire Kraken!*
*Flame Dragons fly out of my hands and imbody the planes in fire as they fall to Earth*
I may need some healing back up here. There is a lot of them.

---EDIT---
If you want I can try to get the Fable one myself for you.