Full Version: Ending or taking over the World
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Uh.. Hi I'm Raz, the New Recruit, it's an honor to meet you ma'am.
me?! please say you weren't meaning me...
I'm an evil Scythe wielding goth!
not a midwife
*panicking*
the boss better get here
I'm an evil Scythe wielding goth!
not a midwife
*panicking*
the boss better get here
calm down jntk.it'll be alright.
[slams open door to holo room]
Whew that was tiring...a newguy?
[walks over to Raz]
[shakes hands uh claws with Raz]
Welcome to the group.I'm Spyro,head dragon lord and god of all dragons and fire as well.I'm also a comedy addict,so don't be confused when i do something completely random.So whats your name?
Whew that was tiring...a newguy?
[walks over to Raz]
[shakes hands uh claws with Raz]
Welcome to the group.I'm Spyro,head dragon lord and god of all dragons and fire as well.I'm also a comedy addict,so don't be confused when i do something completely random.So whats your name?
Don't look at me I may be the new guy but I've got Amneisa remember!!!!!!!!!
* looks at Spyro *
Uh... Raz
* looks at Spyro *
Uh... Raz
*takes deep breath*
yeah it'll be alright.
...
i hope
yeah it'll be alright.
...
i hope
no he doesn't remember he wasn't here.anyway raz meet our mascot spyro.
QUOTE(DracoRazgriz @ Oct 4 2008, 10:32 PM) 
Uh.. Hi I'm Raz, the New Recruit, it's an honor to meet you ma'am.
hello,welcome to our evil world,its always nice to have another evil person. Don't let the guys pick on you, they tend to infight...how sweet!
Off to soak, go kill something!
i haven't been picking on him Dezi i swear!
erm don't stress yourself while we are out killing!
erm don't stress yourself while we are out killing!
i have been picking on him.it's what i do.
Now wait a moment what I meant was that don't look to me to be the midwife.
Mascot??????????? He looks like he could crush you flat josh.
Mascot??????????? He looks like he could crush you flat josh.
I know,but he's new,give him time to get to know us a bit! I promise I'll relax.
trust me raz.the only one here that could match my power is the boss himself.and even then it's only because he different powers than me.
here
*passes dezi a Moblie and a sheet of paper*
that has my personal number, incase anything happens and you need us
i will always, unless dead or incapacitated answer.
the number dials to my Robotic arm.
i'm gonna go out and find Dezi a midwife
Raz josh has an ego the size of mountains.
you can't say that josh, you haven't seen my max power...
*passes dezi a Moblie and a sheet of paper*
that has my personal number, incase anything happens and you need us
i will always, unless dead or incapacitated answer.
the number dials to my Robotic arm.
i'm gonna go out and find Dezi a midwife
Raz josh has an ego the size of mountains.
you can't say that josh, you haven't seen my max power...
Great there I go and open mouth and insert foot.
don't worry raz. your new.your not going to know everything right from the start.
midwife, good idea, and put my personal guard on alert,I can't take any chances with the children
yeah guards thats right
*snaps fingers summoning a dozen elite Black guards and 6 elite dark clerics*
you lot guard her and her twins!
*snaps fingers summoning a dozen elite Black guards and 6 elite dark clerics*
you lot guard her and her twins!
Thanks jo...* Massive headaches slam through me in waves making me feel sick and nauseated *
* Passes out for 10 min *
OT> Hey I gotta take care of something. Be back in a little While, see ya then.
good,now I can relax,if I need you I'll call.Hmmm,garrett and I will need names for the children, never crossed my mind.hmmmm, well off to soak, have fun!
so i guess you guys want me to go away now huh?
no no no josh.
justNO EVILNESS TO DEZI AND THE TWINS
i swear to god if you do anything i will bloody stop you
i'm off to find a mid wife
*disappears*
justNO EVILNESS TO DEZI AND THE TWINS
i swear to god if you do anything i will bloody stop you
i'm off to find a mid wife
*disappears*
but how could you stop me if your not here?i could do whatever i want now.
*reappears*
i can rift myself to anywhere in mili-seconds
and i set some sensor magic around that will tell me if you do do anything.
and if they do for some strange reason go down i will be back here instantly
you got that!
i can rift myself to anywhere in mili-seconds
and i set some sensor magic around that will tell me if you do do anything.
and if they do for some strange reason go down i will be back here instantly
you got that!
but could you really stop me?
...
i bloody hope so.
the least i can hope is that i mortally wound you on another planet far far far away.
but i will devote my life to the protection of Dezi and her children!
but your not going to do that are you...
i need to find away to get Saravok out during this time
i bloody hope so.
the least i can hope is that i mortally wound you on another planet far far far away.
but i will devote my life to the protection of Dezi and her children!
but your not going to do that are you...
i need to find away to get Saravok out during this time
you can't bring him out only i can bring him out.and if you think that you can stop me....THEN TRY!!"runs to the room that dezi's in"
pervert she is in the bath soaking!
*opens a rift in front of where josh is running and he runs in*
*rifts self after josh*
*opens a rift in front of where josh is running and he runs in*
*rifts self after josh*
* Josh is suddenly Tripped by My Hand grabbing his ankle as I come to as he runs into jntk's rift *
"teleports back to base"you think you rifts can stop me?i'm"suddenly stops,falls to the floor,in a demonic voice"do you really think i would let you do this josh?after what you promised me?remember i need the twins alive!
*rifts back to base*
Josh you-
*see josh on ground*
err.
Josh you-
*see josh on ground*
err.
"normal voice"I DON'T CARE WHAT I PROMISED YOU!!he needs to know what i've gone through HE NEEDS TO KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO LOSE SOMEONE YOU CARE ABOUT!!"demonic voice"whould you shut up!your like a little baby always crying.i'm surprised that these people haven't killed you already!
* Sits up Still holding Josh's Ankle*
*looks around*
Hey what the hell happend here?!!!!!!
*looks around*
Hey what the hell happend here?!!!!!!
...
*hand cuff Josh too self*
Josh you bastard would you calm down!
*hand cuff Josh too self*
Josh you bastard would you calm down!
uh... think we should cuff his legs too?
i would prefer to solve this without voilence.
anyway last time he lost a limb he regrew it
it would just blunt your blade
anyway last time he lost a limb he regrew it
it would just blunt your blade
"razs arm burst into flames,jntks cuffs melt,normal voice"GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!"demonic voice"oh yeah like thats going to work.i'm in here for life boy.and you made me a promise and now you need to keep it.
what if we just knock him out instead that'll work too.
* Screams in pain !!!!!! Swings other fist and connects with josh's temple knocking him out *
* Screams in pain !!!!!! Swings other fist and connects with josh's temple knocking him out *
*summons water dosing the flames on Raz*
you do know you just fuzzed metal to your arm right josh?
whoops missread, i'm tired
you do know you just fuzzed metal to your arm right josh?
whoops missread, i'm tired
"opens mouth and fire spews out from it burning raz,demonic voice" stay out of this.now josh tell me what you promised me!"normal voice"SHUT UP!!!!"the room is engulfed in flames"
* looks at arm then at jntk *
What now, sir
What now, sir
*waves arm in a harsh slicing movement*
*all flames in the room go out*
Josh stop this at once!
*all flames in the room go out*
Josh stop this at once!
"demonic voice"josh isn't here right now can i take a message?hahaha."nomal voice"I WOULD STOP IF I COULD!"bone begins to rip out of the left side of face,eyes turn black"
i smell demon
Josh need some help, i can exorcise him from you if you want!
Josh need some help, i can exorcise him from you if you want!
* draws crossbow and fires a bolt into josh's shoulder where lightning burst's all along josh's body*
"grabs jntk by the throat,demonic voice"don't you dare!"all of a sudden a dart strikes joshs neck,josh falls to the ground asleep,old man with a strange accent, standing in the doorway holding a gun of somesorts"hehehe bulls eye!well josh it seems your not totally in control afterall.
*starts walking to the new man*
who the hell are you!
*snaps fingers and pure darkness begins to spread out from hand forming a spear*
who the hell are you!
*snaps fingers and pure darkness begins to spread out from hand forming a spear*
* levels crossbow in strangers direction *
* Snarls and then Shouts * Who are you!!!!!!!!!
* Snarls and then Shouts * Who are you!!!!!!!!!
hehe my name is doctor jay.i'm an old friend of josh."puts gun away"
oh yes really?
*halts*
Whadda want?
*halts*
Whadda want?
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