*sigh*
damn vampirish thing
*opens rift and runs through it, closing it before josh can enter it*

now what do i do?i wounder if this base has a self destruct button?

*reappear back in base through a rift*
that was a good run
*turns back to human*
josh no trying to blow up the base

i'm not going to push it!i just want to find it.

There is no self destruct button on anything that is here.

AND what do you mean by "choosing the twins" HUH?

okay cool.to tell you the truth.i think we should get rid with the self destruct buttons.i don't know what your talking about.

TELL ME NOW!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT!!how can i tell you something that i don't know?

Maybe the other you can tell me then?

well then why don't you ask him?"eyes turn yellow"well hello there.can i help you?

What did you mean by "choosing the twins" ?

why to take over this group if josh somehow succeeds in killing you of course.

Only Dez and my unborn children can hurt me...plus my holy side and original family, along with the witchblade and cloneblade users.

true but.josh took a shard of the cloneblade that shoiri had and sent it to someone.don't ask me who i don't know.but i think he intends to find out why only they can hurt you and then make a sword that he can wield that has the power of the cloneblade.and that's all i know.

Hmm, does he know that if he makes a weapon out of it then he will be covered in skimpy women's armor and eventually turn into crystal and die?

Underworld FTW!!!

Any hi, I am back again. Oh, you did the whole trip without me.....
Welcome back Uncle and Auntie! Did you have a good honey moon?

Anyway any jobs for me to do?

OT> I was reading about you completing the Bloody Palace on DMC3, I found that really easy. In fact I found the wholr of DMC3 easier than the others....

Hello Aaron

Josh intends to kill me..but let me tell you why the witchblade can hurt me

The witchblade is a intelligent weapon that is the child of the Darkness and the Angelus...weapons of primordial darkness (The Darkness) and light (the Angelus)..so in a way the witchblade is a weapon that has powers similiar to me when I was a child but chooses to be wielded by women. The cloneblades are man made copys of the witchblade so in a way they are like the witchblade but inferior to it.

Even if Josh makes a weapon out of a cloneblade...he wont be able to kill me and if he trys then I may punish him.

We need to find a way to turn Josh permanantly in to his other self.
I like that version of him, he compliments me and is very nice!

Is there anyway to permanantly destroy this witchblade and the cloneblades?

Cloneblades are easy to destroy but the Witchblade is a different story.

The original me stopped the witchblade wielder from destroying it...only the wielder can destroy it

Okay then but is there a way to turn Josh in to his other self permanantly?

I have to study about his inner demon that isnt relly a part of him...in truth he is possessed which shouldnt be too hard to get rid of.

I mean the yellow eyes dude. I like that version of him!
Get rid of the usual Josh!

yeah Saravok is way better then Josh.

josh ruined my run!

[shouts:]

Hey boss,where's the mayo

Yeah!
He always insults us, hates it when we compliment him, tries to kill the boss and other things!
*Shadow Aura emits from me*
He just makes me so mad!!!

Aaron count to ten and take deep breaths

<personaly i don't get the count to ten thing, it just builds up the anger>

Exactly, I am going to the holodeck to calm down and kill versions of Josh.

see you Aaron, i'm going for another run now that Josh isn't here
*turns into wolf and exits base via nearby window*

See you soon Jntk!
*Room fills with darkness*
Right, army of shadow,
bringers of death,
beasts of the darkness,
I summon you to my side!
*Summons Heartless to side as they wrap around my body engulfing me in shadow*
Activate nightmare mode!
*10,000 josh holograms appear*
*Pulls sword out of new jacket*
DIE!!

<running and thinking>
hmm i wonder if there is a wa-
*spots rabbits running about*
RABBITS
*begins to chase rabbits*

*Shouting can be heard from the holodeck*
Not respecting your family!
Not respecting your friends!
You are a low life!!!
Start respecting them!!
*Doors burst off holodeck*
*Shadows start to engulf ship*
*Mutters to self*
Need to calm down or this could harm my friend and family......
But Josh is so infuriating!!!
*Shadows become stronger and form creatures out of my control*
Oh no. Jntk! I need your help!!!

*apears behind Aaron still in wolf form with fat rabbit in mouth*

fou caffed?

*Points at giant shadow creature*
I can't control it.
We need to destroy it so it doesn't destroy the ship.
The ship is slowly being engulfed by the darkness so if we don't do anything, we are all going to die!!
*Looks at Jntk*
Get that rabbit out of your mouth!!
You need to occupy it while I take try to take control of it!
Don't worry about me loosing energy or anything.
Just keep it away from me while I try and send it back in to the darkness!

<still in wolf form>
*sigh*
but its my rabbit...
*lays rabbit down on the ground*
anyone touch my rabbit and i will bite your arms off!
*howls then runs at gaint shadow creature*

*Marks a pentagram on the floor and sits in the middle with crossed legs*
*The pentagram starts to glow black*
Beast of shadow,
formed from darkness,
Controller of hate,
I command thee,
Go back to whence you came!
IT DIDN'T WORK!!
I am going to keep trying, hang in there Jntk!

<still in wolf form>
yeah just hurry up so i can get back to my rabbit!

*jumps past the creature, slicing into its side*
he doesn't taste good!
*jumps onto its back then changed back to human form*

*Says chant again and it doesn't work again*
AAAH!!
*Suddenly goes in to a deep trance*

*glances at Aaron*
is that good or bad?
...
ok i'm just gonna banish it the old school way
*Pulls out spear*

*Still in deep trance*
*Jntk suddenly gets teleported to the other side of the room*
*The shadow creature bows down on one knee*
*I suddenly stand up and start to float*
*My eyes open wide and they are black*
Creature of the damned,
Creature of shadow,
I banish you from this plane,
go back to whence you came!!!
*The shadow creature stays still on one knee and slowly sinks in to the floor*
*I fall to the floor as if knocked out*

*flips spear into the air then opens coat, the spear falls into a pocket*

Oi Aaron you ok?

wha.....what happened?
I was sitting there and now I am over here lying on the floor?
*Struggles to stand up but grabs on to something to hold me up*
Jntk, are you ok?
I see you got rid of the beast well done.
*Falls back to the floor*

Me? i'm fine, like always
*Pulls Aaron up right*
no you got rid of it, you started floating and banished it
*pulls out hipflask*
here drink this, it will make you feel better

I guess its the original me's fault for the way Josh is now

*Drinks it*
Wow thats got a kick to it!
I started floating?
I must of done it then!!
I DID IT!!
I BECAME THE LORD OF SHADOW!!!!
I became the GOD OF DARKNESS!!!!
FINALLY I HAVE ACHIEVED IT!!!!
DRINKS ON ME!!!

After this little celebration between me and you Jntk, I need to go and train to see if I can try and become that when I need instead of going through that ritual. I also need to get rid of a few things so I need to go to the medibay as well.

yep your right boss, he's like that 'cause you killed people he loved when you destroyed his home-planet.
according to him anyway.

'cause its got a kick to it, its my special brand whisky
*takes flask back and pours a little on the floor*
*the whisky burns through the metal*
*takes a swig*

whadda mean get rid of somethings at medibay?

Forgive Josh for the way he acts

yeah thats not gonna happen any time soon.

Well I have got to check out a few things that happened when I went in to that state.
*Shows Jntk palm of hand, back of neck and forearms*
See, they have all been marked with symbol of darkness.

aint that a good thing?
*moves coat slightly reavealing the same symbol over heart*

and check on what?

No its not a good thing.
It means sometimes we are being controlled by an outer force.
I need to check how I got in to that state so I can learn how to become the lord of shadow at will!