[back at the ship...]
[picks up phone]
[calls Jntk]
Hey Jntk is the boss there i need to talk to him and i don't know his number(and don't ask how i got yours)
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Boss Shadowclone speaking...what do you need to know Spyro?
WHERE"S THE DAMN COMEDY!...
[moment of silence]
...uhh sorry i kinda flipped out.What i meant to say was that this villain topic is loosing it's funny side.Even Josh is behaving seriously.So I'd like to order a side order of comedy with that villainy.In the mean time I\ll have some "fun" with my amazon,see ya later....
[runs off]
[female voice comes from Garrett's side]
Please deposit 25cents or this call will be discontinued.
[moment of silence]
...uhh sorry i kinda flipped out.What i meant to say was that this villain topic is loosing it's funny side.Even Josh is behaving seriously.So I'd like to order a side order of comedy with that villainy.In the mean time I\ll have some "fun" with my amazon,see ya later....
[runs off]
[female voice comes from Garrett's side]
Please deposit 25cents or this call will be discontinued.
that was random.
soo what we doing now not-boss boss?
soo what we doing now not-boss boss?
can i help it if i love comedy
[amazon grabs my tail and pullls me in the room]
Ok,ok im coming
[amazon grabs my tail and pullls me in the room]
Ok,ok im coming
Insane being: HELLO HELLO HELLO...IM BACK HAHAHAHAHA
Sparda: NNNOOOOOOOOOO
Insane Being: AND I BROUGHT....EVIL DORITOS....HAHAHAHA
Sparda: ......
Sparda: NNNOOOOOOOOOO
Insane Being: AND I BROUGHT....EVIL DORITOS....HAHAHAHA
Sparda: ......
ok now thats just stuip!
*extreme facepalm*
*punches insano in the face with taser knuckles*
now that gotta hurt
*extreme facepalm*
*punches insano in the face with taser knuckles*
now that gotta hurt
Weird Shadowclone wearing raccoon skin hat: DUH DUH DUH DUUH DU DUH... Masked Bandit iz here to save the day...YAY
Sparda: I thought you were in the basement locked up...CAP THAT MOTHER F^$&ER!
Sparda: I thought you were in the basement locked up...CAP THAT MOTHER F^$&ER!
...
your getting mixed up between comedy and insanity.
*pulls out shot gun and shots Weird Shadowclone wearing raccoon skin hat in the face in point blank range*
gross
your getting mixed up between comedy and insanity.
*pulls out shot gun and shots Weird Shadowclone wearing raccoon skin hat in the face in point blank range*
gross
Well...know thats over...for some reason the real boss whats me to do room inspections
room inspections?
serously?
well you'll have to wait till we get back to base.
serously?
well you'll have to wait till we get back to base.
We have tranquilized over /4 of the cloneblade wielders.
OT> Did you go to the link I sent you about Shiori?
OT> Did you go to the link I sent you about Shiori?
"comes back"hello again.what are we doing?
how long till we are done?
Hey josh. or is it the other you?
ot: me?
Hey josh. or is it the other you?
ot: me?
it's me see, no yellow eyes.
Praying that the cloneblade wielders dont wake up and go into a blood frenzy and have thier way with us. The dosage of tranquilizer should have been more than enough.
weilders?as in more than one?
why yes...there is quite a few of them actually
thats what plural means josh.
and thats who we have been hunting for the last several hours
we almost done not-boss boss?
and thats who we have been hunting for the last several hours
we almost done not-boss boss?
I KNOW WHAT PLURAL MEANS!!!i just thought i missed something.
<tranquilizes 2 more women>
Finally, we are done....and now we just have to make these cloneblades not break and not kill their wielder....Usually after unlocking 100% of its power the wielders body will start to break down eventually turning them into crystal and shattering the wielder...but we should be able to fix that problem.
OT> I just beat Bloody Palace on DMC3..WOOT
Finally, we are done....and now we just have to make these cloneblades not break and not kill their wielder....Usually after unlocking 100% of its power the wielders body will start to break down eventually turning them into crystal and shattering the wielder...but we should be able to fix that problem.
OT> I just beat Bloody Palace on DMC3..WOOT
ok can we go now?
nights coming on and its a full moon...
ot> er gratz? i have never played any DMC
nights coming on and its a full moon...
ot> er gratz? i have never played any DMC
not kill?oh then i guesse that this is the wrong job for me then.
OT.i hated that place.
OT.i hated that place.
well you wern't the one who was suppose to come.
*looks up at the sky*
full moon damnit
*retreats to the shade of a building*
can we go NOW?
*looks up at the sky*
full moon damnit
*retreats to the shade of a building*
can we go NOW?
Lets go then and fix these cloneblades
OT>only got 99990 orbs as a bonus for beating it though plus the 58760 I made from killing all 1117 monsters
OT>only got 99990 orbs as a bonus for beating it though plus the 58760 I made from killing all 1117 monsters
"pulls out dog biscuits"no i've got to see you in wolf form.
QUOTE
Necromancer G Posted Today, 10:06 PM
<tranquilizes 2 more women>
<tranquilizes 2 more women>
boy,I'm really going to have to watch you, does me being pregnant not excite you?
*opens rift and leaps through it*
right i'm going to go make an replacement arm that when i turns into my wolf form changes with me
Dezi that was shadow clone boss and we are capturing them
right i'm going to go make an replacement arm that when i turns into my wolf form changes with me
Dezi that was shadow clone boss and we are capturing them
<boss comes in dragging bed behind him that chained to him>
These women arent for me...they are for you my love...when they are fixed, they will serve you as elite body guards
Sparda: Thats right and now I dont have to be here anymore...
<gets absorbed by real boss>
My Love...think you can take these chains off now?
These women arent for me...they are for you my love...when they are fixed, they will serve you as elite body guards
Sparda: Thats right and now I dont have to be here anymore...
<gets absorbed by real boss>
My Love...think you can take these chains off now?
i say leave him in chains.it would make killing him alot easier.
QUOTE(Necromancer G @ Oct 3 2008, 10:21 PM) 
<boss comes in dragging bed behind him that chained to him>
These women arent for me...they are for you my love...when they are fixed, they will serve you as elite body guards
Sparda: Thats right and now I dont have to be here anymore...
<gets absorbed by real boss>
My Love...think you can take these chains off now?
These women arent for me...they are for you my love...when they are fixed, they will serve you as elite body guards
Sparda: Thats right and now I dont have to be here anymore...
<gets absorbed by real boss>
My Love...think you can take these chains off now?
all for me,how sweet. Well I suppose I can take them off...for now! *unlocks chains*
err boss how was your honey moon?
IT WAS FANTASTIC...I just realized something...I dont have any pants on..
*backs into Room*
get some pants back on you randy g**!
I know!!!!!!...yum
Should I put the chains back on my love?
OI if you two start gettin frisky in the corridor there is gonna be trouble!
like me blowing up half the base
like me blowing up half the base
can we blow up the half that they're on?
josh we are in a spaceship in space!
whadda think would happen if you blew up half of it
whadda think would happen if you blew up half of it
nothing to us.remember you can summon a rift.and me........well i'll be okay....i think.
yes but i rather like this base. aslo it would take too long to get the mess in my quarters through a rift.
If I remember we are on a planet right now.
<Looks over to Dez>
Then shall we take it to the bedroom my love?
<Looks over to Dez>
Then shall we take it to the bedroom my love?
really? *looks out window* so we are.
when did we make that change?
you two are way too randy
*finishes new arm*
well i'm going for a run
*changed into wolf form and disappear through rift*
when did we make that change?
you two are way too randy
*finishes new arm*
well i'm going for a run
*changed into wolf form and disappear through rift*
"follows jntk through rift waveing a dog biscuit"here doggy.
*growls*
b***** off before i give you lycanthropy
b***** off before i give you lycanthropy
My love, I'm pregnant,uncomfortable and I think I'm going to be sick...wheres my box of crackers?
come on jntk you know you want one.and besides i'm already a vampire like thing.....or something of that nature.so i can't get lycanthropy.
It will be all right my love
<hugs and kisses Dez>
It will only get better when our children are born.
<suddenly flys backwards and through a couple of walls>
They are that strong already?
<hugs and kisses Dez>
It will only get better when our children are born.
<suddenly flys backwards and through a couple of walls>
They are that strong already?
you can bat-boy, ever heard of a hybrid?
<or watched underworld>
did you know i can crush a man's skull in my jaws?
right i'm going for a mile or two run, it has been ages since i have transformed.
*begins the run*
<or watched underworld>
did you know i can crush a man's skull in my jaws?
right i'm going for a mile or two run, it has been ages since i have transformed.
*begins the run*
"sees garrett fly through the wall,eyes turn yellow,to self"looks like i did the right thing in choosing the twins."eyes turn normal"starts to chase jntk again"
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