You may torture them and kill some random guy that isnt part of the main teams, meaning that sgt who operates the gate control.

[sees the boss angry and runs and hides in the bathroom]Uhhh boy,note to self-never EVER use Necromancer G's DVD player,no matter the purpose.Wait a sec...this bathroom smells..like perfume.[turn around]DEZI!!!!!![finds out he hid in the women's bathroom]

30 minutes later....

[is in his room putting something on the wall][it reads:]

Rickroll DVD- 3.50$
backup of the DVD- free(made it myself)
RIckrolling the boss and DEZI- PRICELESS,that OR my life
Failing to hide in a proper place- twice as priceless and humiliating

Well at least i have my minigun

* exits bathroom...big smile on face, humming Man eater*

Im not very happy right now and Im still somewhat frisky. But I need to calm down. It seems even my eyes have changed.


My eyes normally, when Im calm
http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/172795/200.jpg


These are what my eyes look like now, when Im angry

I love your eyes when your angry...*wink wink*. Where did my children run off too? Spyro and Josh were supposed to watch them!!!
Wonder if they headied for the infirmary? *sets off for infirmary*

I need to calm down or else its going to get very ugly in here....Alright now Im calm.




Eyes returned to normal

These are my true eyes. They can shapeshift and gain special abilitys if the eyes they are copying have any. I need to find Dez!





OT< Im so sad! No one has made Masane Amaha from WitchBlade.

Hmmmm,there not here, maybe Josh and spyro took them for a walk. I need to check my "snap dragons" too. Forgot all about them...silly me! *walks off*

Oh oh. If anyone see's any zombies or wraiths just walking around stupidly then please kill them quickly. While practising my necromancy, I accidently set them loose. I would summon some to go and get them but I may get 'interupted' again! Those ear plugs weren't strong enough!!

PS Sorry I haven't been on much, I have been back at school the past few days sadly. Stupid new teachers for sciences. If they don't be nice they shall feel my wrath!!

i caught the guy with the dreadlocks from SG atlantis but don't worry i wont kill him....on purpose
gamerbird how do you kill the dead?

Use a silver blade or magically infused weapon. Hang on!! You should know this!! Your a spy!!! Someone from our team should know this!!

just leting you know how weird that sounds.i think i'll see how silver bullets work on them

I should hope so! If you were a spy.... . Anyway, thanks for the help, I have caught about five of them. Just another 30 to go about.

Oh my,my snap dragons need some water,ugh, they need to brush they're teeth too!* Turns on hose,walks away*. Hmmm,maybe the shrooms went outside,I'll go see.

<metal door crashes open, stage left; steam powered wheel chair, wheels in need of lubrication, squeaks into view, slowly, erratically; artificial maniacal laughter is heard coming from an orifice in a face devoid of features, save some Roy Orbison dark glasses, stapled at the temples; one prosthetic hand clutches a banjo; the other attempts to play the banjo half of the Deliverance music, while at the same time also attempts to give the high five salute, to no one in particular; the boiler on the steam powered wheel chair, with squeaking wheels, begins to overheat; pressure, as evidenced by the rivets beginning to pop from the seams of the bulging metal casing, builds up; the prosthetic hand , clutching the banjo, malfunctions; the banjo splinters; the other prosthetic hand grabs the Roy Orbison dark glasses and shatters them; the wheel chair karooms off walls, in its wayward, wheel squeaking, progress across stage centre; the metallic metal voice takes on a panicked tone, even while the maniacal laughter continues; both prosthetic hands fight for possession of the shattered remnants of the Roy Orbison dark glasse; steam gushes from all seams on the boiler; the wheel chair slows just as it reaches the threshhold of the metallic door, stage right; just enough momentum left, the chair tips the occupant out; the sound of many tiny tearing claws and tiny gnashing teeth is heard once more; a pathetic artificial whimper is the last thing heard, other than a looped laughter track . >

*Dezi looks at the helpless figure on the floor,hesitates...laughs and walks away*

[door to his room slowly opens][sticks head out]

Uhh boy,you out there.

[hears a squeak]

Oh s***

[hides back in]

Crap i sure pissed of the boss.I hope he isnt going to slaughter me.

[hears josh and gamebird talk about killing the undead with silver bullets][quietly opens door and sneaks out with his trusty mini gun]

Psst,guys if your going to shoot the undead you'll need this.Oh and Dezi is wondering where her shrooms are.

[thumbs up with a hapless grin on face][sneaks back into room]

*Dezi puts on headphones,walks away singing "Cherry Bomb"*


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ0I-duD3cw...feature=related

Well I have found 1 of Dezi's mushrooms. I am sorry for you loss. Please do not kill me for what happened. It would seem that this shroom has been brutally bitten and ripped to shreads. I think it may be the work of one of my rampant zombies.

Oh and Spryo, there may be no need for your minigun. I found a hoard of those b******** and used my awesome new sword to slay them. Here is a pic for those who wish to see it:

Its the second one in.
There it is. Beauty isn't it

*Walks by singing 'Heart of Glass"*
Waves at Gamerbird

Hey
Ooo I'm blushing now. hehehe.
Also don't bring that heart of glass near me. I seem to destroy anything I come near but I guess you can bypass that. How about I take you to dinner? You read what I said in your food topic, we could go somewhere or I could cook. Also do you like coffee?

I love coffee,especially fresh ground. I'll take a rain check if thats ok?

I guess I'll just wait for a while before trying to get with Dez.


Anyways...

Does anyone want to practice sword fighting with me?

"walks in covered in ectoplasm,points sword at the boss"I'LL FIGHT YOU!!!

* pulls up a chair* this should be good!

No one has every beaten me. Not even my best student Sephiroth.

"finishes shaking of ectoplasm" dez is right. hey boss we should sell tickets!
wait a minute sephiroth was your best student? it's a good thing your better than him otherwise this would be boring.

Anyone for popcorn?

Also I am gonna ask something really stupid right now but can someone tell me what a raincheck means? I feel stupid now.

Also Sephiroth is a little pip squeak. I wooped him with both hands behind my back and my feet tied together. I shall however not take you on. I do not wish to die when I have much to put towards this scheme. Oh and whoever may die, I suppose I shall ressurect. You shall not become a zombie however. I will bring you back to normal but it will take a hell of a lot of energy. I will need much help when performing this ritual and will need to be helped through the recooperation period. Well when you are ready, extra large popcorn!!!

---EDIT---
Oh and Josh, seen as though you are covered in ectoplasm I presume you have taken care of a few of those tyrants for me. Thanks.

[yells from his room]

Hey guys is the boss going to kill me?I hope not cus want to live without the fear of him turning me into spaghetti.

Well sephiroth was my best student with the same type of sword I use. I was also known at one time by the name of Sparda.


I also remember Kratos was pretty good. So were 2 of my kids, Dante & Vergil and many others throughout history.

no spyro he's not going to kill you. i might be in more danger than you are. so you can come out now.

No one believes those ancient legends.

Noun: rain check reyn chek
Usage: N. Amer

A promise that an unaccepted offer will be renewed in the future



Did some say spaghetti?. I love spaghetti,a nice clam sauce,a bottle of red wine,soft music,...mmmm

Aww damn. I especially went out and bought some. Extra special as well. Oh well. I will drink myself silly with this coffee. Damn! again! I don't like coffee. I will have Dr Pepper then! 100 glassess of it!! here goes #1.

Ok,shroomies put it right here,Gamerbirds gonna need it I think,* Two shrooms drop off porta-potty*
OH OH !!!!!, I think I left the water on for the snap dragons, *runs off*

Yeah I am going to need that. I am on #15 now.

I feel like I am going to burst! Ooops here we go, MOVE SHROOMS!!
*runs to the porta loo and doesn't come out for 50 minutes*
Needed that.

Well anyway back to evil DR Pepper Plans. I plan to summon a hoard of zombies, mash them up and mix them with the Dr Pepper, sell it world wide and when the people try it, I will take control of them and they will be our minions!! Muahahaha.
#16
Oh god here I go again....


---EDIT---
Oh by the way, all of you can now call me Aaron. You lot have all been so kind to me, and you are all great people so you can call me by my proper name now if you want.

<Holding a Naginata made up of the Sparda Sword & the Masamune>

Now then...LET BEGIN OUR MATCH!

<starts to teleport randomly around the field>

Go NecromancerG!! You teleport!! Use your powers, just please don't kill him, I don't want to perform the bloody ritual to bring him back. Cause if I do, I will need a link of 4 people to complete the circle of decancendance. This will absorb tonnes of energy and will need constant attention and help to get back to full health.

I cant be beaten.

<Chuck Norris and Techno Viking both wear pajamas with me on them. I dont wear Pajamas.>

Just don't kill him then. Bring him to the edge of his life. That ritual is easier and doesn't consume as much energy.

*runs back in, sits down*...I want blood!!!! Wheres the popcorn?

THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN!!!"begins attacking any time the boss gets near"

no popcorn!!!!, well there's always mushrooms...heh heh heh!

I have popcorn!! We can share if you want Dezi! I had to run the the loo, on #67 now!!! Nearly there.....

Lets see is you can withstand more than one of me.

Kage No Bushin Jutsu!

Now there is 3 Necromancers!

Take this!

One Necromancer started to barrage josh with punches and kicks.

(packs a few last papers into briefcase, sets folder in middle of desk, and flips a small lever underneath the desk)

Well, people it's been nice knowing you, but I'm moving on to greener pastures.
When I first got started here, there were some good plans for World Domination, and it seemed like an up-&-coming outfit to be with, but it's generally degenerated into chaos, what with all the mushroom-zombie conflicts in the hallways, and the boss teleporting around trying to chop up the other employees, and so-on.

So, I've taken another offer I got from a different organization that's further along in the process of taking over the world, and just about as evil as they come. Effective immediately, myself and Sheila are tendering our resignations, and we'll be working at the corporate HQ of Wal-Mart from hereon.

My email account will remain the same if any of you wish to join me in my new endeavor to spread blight and terror across the surface of the earth, and don't bother trying to find that tracker implant, unless you really enjoy chasing an oversized rat through the ventilation ducts.

Good luck to you all!

(No, I'm not leaving the forums, I'm just going to the Field for a few days. See y'all soon!)

Human Bean, this fight is being televised on pay-per-view secretly without any of you knowing until just now. Thats why I have let this place degenerate. Right now my mind control device is in every home around the world. The longer this fight lasts, the more knowledge I gather from everyone. Social Security Numbers, Credit Cards Numbers, Bank Accounts, Secrets, Passwords for Top Secret Military Bases. But I must give credit to all of you unknowingly following my plan. No one ever saw my brilliant plan of action though. Not everything was supposed to be part of my plan. Im still trying to get Dez into my office.

I THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS WATCHING HIM! WE MUST QUICKLY GET THEM!

<Disappears and reappears with battle armor on while levitating>

NOW OFF TO CAPTURE THEM!

"grabs the one necromancer by the head and slams him into the ground and stabs him with sword"
hey humanbean my grandmom works at wal-mart,tell her i said hi

You really think that hurts me?

<Headbutts>

I cant be killed by no man or woman who has any anger, rage, evil in their heart.

<disappears into a cloud of smoke>

NOW WE MUST CAPTURE THOSE STARGATE PEOPLE!