i have Jello in my pockets now, thats gonna take ages to get it all out.
good thing i'm not in my new clothing
oh yeah boss whos gonna be; the best man, priest or what ever, Bridesmaid, etc
Full Version: Ending or taking over the World
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:wipes jello off face"i knew i shouldn't have come here.
*Appears through dark rift*
Congratualtions Uncle and Dezi.
Dezi, can I call you Auntie now then?
This is truly a great day for evil doers everywhere!
Dezi and the boss are getting married,
their having twins and I HAVE MY DARKNESS BACK!!!!!!
One bad side though, I don't like any of the food here.
*Notices strippers*
Thats not going to matter though....
*Drooling*
*Walks over to strippers*
Congratualtions Uncle and Dezi.
Dezi, can I call you Auntie now then?
This is truly a great day for evil doers everywhere!
Dezi and the boss are getting married,
their having twins and I HAVE MY DARKNESS BACK!!!!!!
One bad side though, I don't like any of the food here.
*Notices strippers*
Thats not going to matter though....
*Drooling*
*Walks over to strippers*
"looks over at aaron"please control yourself aaron.
*Continues drooling*
Well there is no decent food here so this is all I can do
*During speaking to Josh he doesn't move his eyes away and continues this way*
So Boss, am I invited to the wedding?
Well there is no decent food here so this is all I can do
*During speaking to Josh he doesn't move his eyes away and continues this way*
So Boss, am I invited to the wedding?
This party is going great
<stripper walks over to boss>
Stripper: Time for your special dance
.....eh?
Stripper: come with me.
whats your name?
Stripper: Shiori...Shiori Tsuzuki
hmm, name sounds strangely familiar for some reason...but ih well
<stripper walks over to boss>
Stripper: Time for your special dance
.....eh?
Stripper: come with me.
whats your name?
Stripper: Shiori...Shiori Tsuzuki
hmm, name sounds strangely familiar for some reason...but ih well
have fun boss.this party's lame.
QUOTE(Necromancer G @ Sep 30 2008, 05:03 PM) 
This party is going great
<stripper walks over to boss>
Stripper: Time for your special dance
.....eh?
Stripper: come with me.
whats your name?
Stripper: Shiori...Shiori Tsuzuki
hmm, name sounds strangely familiar for some reason...but ih well
<stripper walks over to boss>
Stripper: Time for your special dance
.....eh?
Stripper: come with me.
whats your name?
Stripper: Shiori...Shiori Tsuzuki
hmm, name sounds strangely familiar for some reason...but ih well
Here we go again!
This is going to make someting happen. Something bad.
I agree with Josh, this parties got boring.
I'm off....
You still haven't answered my question.
Am I invited to the wedding?
don't be such a sourpuss josh
Oi boss remember touching only, nothing else!
Oi boss remember touching only, nothing else!
<5 minutes later>
Shiori: Have you ever heard of cloneblades?
Hmm, yes clones of the witchblade...why
Shiori: Because of this!
<transforms and pins boss to the ground>
OMG! SOMEONE...muffle...muffle
Shiori: I have found power always to be attractive but now Im going to take it from you.
<stabs me in the shoulder>
MMMMMMMM <muffled screaming>
Shiori: Have you ever heard of cloneblades?
Hmm, yes clones of the witchblade...why
Shiori: Because of this!
<transforms and pins boss to the ground>
OMG! SOMEONE...muffle...muffle
Shiori: I have found power always to be attractive but now Im going to take it from you.
<stabs me in the shoulder>
MMMMMMMM <muffled screaming>
I KNEW IT!!!
*Pulls huge sword out*
*Runs at her*
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
YOU'VE RUINED IT ALL!!!!
*I keep changing from holy form to dark form for no apparent reason without me knowing*
I SHALL DESTROY YOU!!!
Everyone get the boss out of here!
This was meant to be a good day!
This ones mine!
*Pulls huge sword out*
*Runs at her*
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
YOU'VE RUINED IT ALL!!!!
*I keep changing from holy form to dark form for no apparent reason without me knowing*
I SHALL DESTROY YOU!!!
Everyone get the boss out of here!
This was meant to be a good day!
This ones mine!
"hears muffled screaming,and burst into the room"dez said "notices shiroi"what's going on here?
*glances off in boss' direction*
Oi you remember what dezi said!
...
is it just me or does it sound like hes being attacked?
*unsheaths scythe*
Aaron i like to fight too!
Oi you remember what dezi said!
...
is it just me or does it sound like hes being attacked?
*unsheaths scythe*
Aaron i like to fight too!
<throws shiori off>
DAMN YOU!
<bursts through door bleeding>
IM ACTUALLY BLEEDING! DAMN WITCHBLADE CLONE.
<gets slashed by shiori>
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
DAMN YOU!
<bursts through door bleeding>
IM ACTUALLY BLEEDING! DAMN WITCHBLADE CLONE.
<gets slashed by shiori>
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
I want to try out some of my new abilities.
I feel the darkness running through my veins...
Please, let me have this fight!
I feel the darkness running through my veins...
Please, let me have this fight!
"sits down in chair"okay aaron she's all yours.
*leans agaist wall and crosses arms*
whatever, just get her before she kills The boss, i don't wanna fight my way through hell again
whatever, just get her before she kills The boss, i don't wanna fight my way through hell again
Meet my new heartless! The new warriors!
Come to me all of heart born!
Come to me all shadow!
Give me your power in to this blade!
Embrace me in your shadow!!
*Multiple of these appear from nowhere embracing me*
*holds up large card with a 9 on it
i'll give you a Nine for the entrance
now stop showing off and capture her!
i'll give you a Nine for the entrance
now stop showing off and capture her!
<shiori grabs me using me as a shield>
Shiori: Im taking him with me, so dont try anything and...and..that smell..he smells of blood...so wonderful...
WTF are you doing, get away from me!
<shiori kisses me>
Shiori: Im taking him with me, so dont try anything and...and..that smell..he smells of blood...so wonderful...
WTF are you doing, get away from me!
<shiori kisses me>
"stands up"your not taking him anywhere!i'm the one that gets to kill him."sword appears in hand,charges at shiori "
Aaron you are talking too long!
*hand turns into minigun*
hurry up!
*hand turns into minigun*
hurry up!
*Whispers to Jntk*
Take this and stab her in the neck.
It should put her to sleep.
You may have that sword, but I have faith, hope and the darkness!!!
*Bright light shines blinding her*
NOW!!!
OT> I had to go for my tea, thats why it took so long!
Take this and stab her in the neck.
It should put her to sleep.
You may have that sword, but I have faith, hope and the darkness!!!
*Bright light shines blinding her*
NOW!!!
OT> I had to go for my tea, thats why it took so long!
ok
*takes it*
*runs at Shiori*
*takes it*
*runs at Shiori*
<throws boss on the ground>
Shiori: I WANT YOU...GIVE IN TO ME
HEY! THATS NOT FOR YOU TO TOUCH
Shiori: I WANT YOU...GIVE IN TO ME
HEY! THATS NOT FOR YOU TO TOUCH
"stabs shiori in the back"don't even think about it.
GET OFF HIM!!
I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!!!
*Runs at her*
POWER OF SHADOW, I EMBRACE YOU!!!
*Shadow engulfs me*
*Slices at her like a nutter accidentily hitting the boss a few times*
I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!!!
*Runs at her*
POWER OF SHADOW, I EMBRACE YOU!!!
*Shadow engulfs me*
*Slices at her like a nutter accidentily hitting the boss a few times*
Shiori: YES! KEEP CUTTING ME! DONT STOP!
<procedes to tear my pants off and slash my chest>
SOMEBODY GET HER OFF OF ME ALREADY!
<procedes to tear my pants off and slash my chest>
SOMEBODY GET HER OFF OF ME ALREADY!
"grabs shiori and knocks her off the boss and pins her to the ground"run boss!
YOU TWISTED WEIRDO!!!
*Consistently stabs her in the ground while Josh holds her down*
1,000,000,000 Needles!
*Consistently stabs her in the ground while Josh holds her down*
1,000,000,000 Needles!
*puts minigun to her head*
stop moving
That includes ALL of you.
i want to find out about why she is here
stop moving
That includes ALL of you.
i want to find out about why she is here
<uses spell to teleport shiori to torture chamber>
D...Damn...b..bi..b*%&#.
<coughs up blood>
Damn Cloneblade
D...Damn...b..bi..b*%&#.
<coughs up blood>
Damn Cloneblade
not so tough now are you boss?
josh you behave.
i'l be present when you torcher her boss.
i'l be present when you torcher her boss.
I WANT TO HURT HER!!!!
LET ME AT HER!!!
LET ME FEAST OF HER FLESH AND BLOOD!!
LET ME AT HER!!!
LET ME FEAST OF HER FLESH AND BLOOD!!
calm down aaron.you'll get your chance to hurt her don't worry.
QUOTE
LET ME FEAST OF HER FLESH AND BLOOD!!
thats gross.
now boss, tell us
who the hell was that mad lady!
YAY!!
BUT WHO EVER GOES BEFORE ME, TAKE SOME OF HERE BLOOD!!!!
I WISH TO DRINK IT!!!
BUT WHO EVER GOES BEFORE ME, TAKE SOME OF HERE BLOOD!!!!
I WISH TO DRINK IT!!!
D..Dont..eat..her
<coughs up more blood>
You..will..turn into...an..mechanical monster...
<coughs up more blood>
You..will..turn into...an..mechanical monster...
*opens a rift summoning Dark Clerics*
heal him
*the Clerics start healing Boss' wounds quickly*
now who was that boss?
heal him
*the Clerics start healing Boss' wounds quickly*
now who was that boss?
Damn it!
This day is just getting worse!
Can I drink the blood your coughing up boss?
This day is just getting worse!
Can I drink the blood your coughing up boss?
you really need to get in control of your hunger for blood aaron.
stop drying to drink peoples blood!
boss, what was her deal?
boss, what was her deal?
Now your a cannibal to family
<wounds start to heal quickly>
Damn that woman but we must wait after my wedding to torture her.
<wounds start to heal quickly>
Damn that woman but we must wait after my wedding to torture her.
i'll torture her now if you want.i don't mind missing the wedding.
Boss who the hell was that lady, how did you know her?
Wha....what have I become.....
A blood thirsty monster.....
I am going to my room....
No one follow in case I start to drink your blood....
I need to be alone for a while......
I will take this chunk of wood as well.....
*Walks to room*
A blood thirsty monster.....
I am going to my room....
No one follow in case I start to drink your blood....
I need to be alone for a while......
I will take this chunk of wood as well.....
*Walks to room*
On second thought it maybe even worse to torture her...crazy woman likes pain even more than me!
Shiori wields a "Cloneblade" a copy of the Witchblade...one of the things that can actually hurt me.
The Cloneblades are unstable and usually cause woman to go crazy and give in to their "carnal" instincts. They are attracted to power, so she must have sensed me.
And Josh...your coming to the wedding!
Shiori wields a "Cloneblade" a copy of the Witchblade...one of the things that can actually hurt me.
The Cloneblades are unstable and usually cause woman to go crazy and give in to their "carnal" instincts. They are attracted to power, so she must have sensed me.
And Josh...your coming to the wedding!
okaaay what's the woods for?or do i even whant to know?no i'm not coming to the wedding.
OT>What do blood drinkers (Vampires) use wood (woodstakes) for Josh?
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