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Jntk

Sep 29 2008, 09:27 PM

*enters room clapping*
congratulations you two!

Necromancer G

Sep 29 2008, 09:30 PM

I havent been this happy in my entire evil existence!

<turns around to reveal crying..but its tears of blood>

josh900

Sep 29 2008, 09:31 PM

"sigh"here we go.

dezdimona

Sep 29 2008, 09:34 PM

don't cry love,tomarrow I'll be all yours!...I must rest..wheres my hand maidens...till next we meet, my love!

Jntk

Sep 29 2008, 09:35 PM

right.

Hey boss its time for your bachelor party!

Necromancer G

Sep 29 2008, 09:38 PM

bachelor party?!

Jntk

Sep 29 2008, 09:39 PM

hell yez!

oi josh you come, there will be beer!

josh900

Sep 29 2008, 09:42 PM

jntk open me a rift to me and the bosses home planet.

Jntk

Sep 29 2008, 09:44 PM

sure you don't wanna come? there will be lots of beer!

*opens rift*

Necromancer G

Sep 29 2008, 09:44 PM

Josh, Lily is now with my Holy side...she doesnt care about me, the evil side

josh900

Sep 29 2008, 09:45 PM

i know but that's not what i need to check on.

Jntk

Sep 29 2008, 09:51 PM

bachelor party! bachelor party!

lets go boss!

oh s**t i have to get you two a wedding gift!

i'll be right back
*disapears through rift*

Necromancer G

Sep 30 2008, 04:59 AM

Im not too sure about a bachelor party

josh900

Sep 30 2008, 05:01 AM

"teleports back to base"i'm not going to it.

Necromancer G

Sep 30 2008, 05:07 AM

Holy side: Hello and Im here about the deal

I know, and here is what I promised

<gives a small orb of light>

Holy side: You see..that wasnt so hard

Now leave me in peace

josh900

Sep 30 2008, 05:09 AM

"shoves something in pocket" what's the orb for?

Necromancer G

Sep 30 2008, 05:25 AM

Holy side: In the event that the part of the original that is not in love with Lily, that half of their soul is given to the other side that is in love with here.

Our souls regenerate, so I am still evil but the holy side has both evil and holy in him making...

Original boss: ME, and now I leave you forever to have a long and happy life

Ok bye

josh900

Sep 30 2008, 05:30 AM

okay so he's the boss i signed up with and you're just a part of him?

Necromancer G

Sep 30 2008, 06:00 AM

Yes, but Im your boss still...he doesnt want to do anything with any of us

josh900

Sep 30 2008, 06:03 AM

well if lily finds out that he's the original boss then there's going to be a problem.couldn't have you just killed him?

Necromancer G

Sep 30 2008, 06:13 AM

She already knows, Im the evil side of him that doubted that Lily loved the original

Lily's voice: I already know about this, so its ok...I have the original garrett now, Dez can be with that Garrett...bye now

Now I can be with Dez forever, with no fear of them attacking us

josh900

Sep 30 2008, 06:16 AM

so we'll never see them again?

Necromancer G

Sep 30 2008, 06:17 AM

Yes, unless they need our help for something

josh900

Sep 30 2008, 06:19 AM

oh then i guess it's going to be pretty boring around here huh?

Necromancer G

Sep 30 2008, 06:37 AM

Not at all, if rebel and enemy groups find out about Dez and me then they may try to do something about it.

josh900

Sep 30 2008, 06:40 AM

what rebels?they would have to be ether very strong or very stupid.

Necromancer G

Sep 30 2008, 06:52 AM

You know mortals, they have that whole "we may have lost but we can still change the future and overthrow these gods" idea.

josh900

Sep 30 2008, 06:54 AM

you have a point.
PS.you've run out of ideas for this topic haven't you?

Necromancer G

Sep 30 2008, 06:56 AM

And we still have to conquer all the other realms of heaven and hell

OT>No, I havent run out of ideas

josh900

Sep 30 2008, 06:57 AM

this is true. i had forgot about them.so when do we attack?
OT. just checking.

Necromancer G

Sep 30 2008, 07:03 AM

Anyways

<one of many chefs come in>

Chef: Even though we arent as good as you sire...we have made the giant table of nacho's for your bachelor party

HOLY CRAP! NACHOS

josh900

Sep 30 2008, 07:06 AM

NACHOS!!!there mine not chos.
OT. sorry i had to do it.been playing Sam and Max to much.

Necromancer G

Sep 30 2008, 07:09 AM

<chefs roll in 24 more giant tables of nachos>

Chef: we have made this especially for you my lord.

OMG! A GIANT MOZZARELLA CHEESE STICK!

OT> all of these pictures are real

josh900

Sep 30 2008, 07:12 AM

MORE GIANT FOOD!!??
OT. my sister would die happy if she could eat that.she could actually fit in that .

Necromancer G

Sep 30 2008, 07:32 AM

I will now go to my bachelor party

josh900

Sep 30 2008, 07:34 AM

have fun.

Necromancer G

Sep 30 2008, 07:39 AM

You have to come Josh..I myself wont mess around with the strippers there but I know you will

josh900

Sep 30 2008, 07:42 AM

no i wont mess around with the strippers.i'm not old enough.

Necromancer G

Sep 30 2008, 07:46 AM

But they are very beautiful and some of them want to meet you.

josh900

Sep 30 2008, 07:48 AM

you're not going to take no for an answer are you?"sigh"fine i'll come.

Necromancer G

Sep 30 2008, 07:53 AM

We need to get the others

OT> This is the number one thread in replies...I just realized this XD

josh900

Sep 30 2008, 07:55 AM

then lets get them.actualy start without me.
OT.it's been number one for a couple of days now.i need sleep.

Necromancer G

Sep 30 2008, 08:15 AM

OT< My new special edition of oblivion is finally get mailed to me but its going to take about another week plus a couple of days before I start to post screenshots

Necromancer G

Sep 30 2008, 11:06 AM

It seems that all of you will attend my bachelor party instead of me...so have fun and enjoy!

Necromancer G

Sep 30 2008, 01:08 PM

On second thought Im going

<crazy party>

dezdimona

Sep 30 2008, 01:13 PM

have a good time my love, and you can look at the strippers but no touching..ok you can touch but nothing else.

Necromancer G

Sep 30 2008, 01:47 PM

Alright my love

<goes to bachelor party>

NACHOS...and a pool full of jello? wtf?

spyro1201

Sep 30 2008, 03:07 PM

Wait for me boss...

[cannonballs in jello pool]

...WOOHOO

Jntk

Sep 30 2008, 03:19 PM

*appears*

Hey Boss.

a dragon swimming in a pool full of Jello... now i have seen everything

Necromancer G

Sep 30 2008, 03:21 PM

OMG! JELLO TIDALWAVE

<splash>

HA HA HA

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