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Necromancer G
Minerva: You do know that you will someday fuze with your Holy side brother and it will be permanent, right?

.....I know....

Minerva: I can even sense right now, that without Dez your lonely and unsure.

Stop seeing whats inside my heart....

<teleports back to base>
Jntk
*sigh*
boss' crazy family grows
you better marry Dezi before the children are born otherwise they will be bastards
josh900
so what are you going to do about lily?i don't think she'll be to happy about this.
Necromancer G
My holy side is with her....and when I saw her last when all of you saved me she was pregnant from the original me but now she has my holy side.
josh900
that's not what i meant.i mean what are you going to do about her when you and your good side fuse?
Jntk
oh great, that side of your family is growing too. thats not good there is already too many of you with Dezi's twins coming along.
would you stop inpregnating people boss!

your family is a gaint pain.
like look at my family, or whats left of it are normal humans! *cough*minus one*cough*
Necromancer G
Well I would stop making children...but my regenerative abilities make a vasectomy impossible. And I dont know what to do when I fuze back together with my holy side.
Jntk
well anywho got any jobs for us?
i'm bored
Necromancer G
You guys need to look good for the wedding...you need to prepare as well!
josh900
what if i say i'm not coming?
Jntk
josh what if you weren't invited?

I'm prepared, and if you mean dress fancy forget it.
Necromancer G
Why wont you dress fancy, you need to impress. Lets go find you something. And Josh is invited.
Jntk
nope.
i'm coming how i am
*Trench coat, no shirt, Pants, hobnail boots and blindfold*

anyway knowing your luck we will probably get attacked in the middle of the ceremony
Necromancer G
<Turns into Crusnik form>

DONT SAY THAT!!! It already happened once when I was the original me and I spent 7000 years in sorrow for it.

<calms down>

And you will get something new to wear for this glorious occasion.
josh900
i don't care if i am invited i'm not going.
Jntk
fine i'll get something fancy... damn you

i'll be back soonish
*disapears through rift*
Necromancer G
There will be lots of food at the after wedding party including your favorite food.
josh900
don't care.i hate weddings.
Necromancer G
Josh, dont forget about the bridesmaids...
josh900
"long pause" keep talking.
Necromancer G
Think about it, all of them are SINGLE!
Jntk
*reenters base*
whadda think boss? i got a shirt, tie, proper shoes and a posher coat
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josh900
single?"shakes head violently"no it's going to take alot more than single bridesmaids to get me to go.
Necromancer G
Excellent
Jntk
why do you want Josh to come so much Boss?
he would ruin the ceremony
Necromancer G
He should know how to behave himself sometimes.

Oh yes, Josh they are all very beautiful
Jntk
true.

Boss you should be stricter, to all of us
Necromancer G
I cant tame wild spirits
josh900
beautiful????"bangs head against wall"NO I MUST RESIST YOUR TEMPTATIONS!!!"slams head against wall harder"and i can behave myself....i just choose not to
Jntk
...
how about we just drag josh along then gag him?
dezdimona
QUOTE(Jntk @ Sep 29 2008, 07:10 PM) *
*sigh*
boss' crazy family grows
you better marry Dezi before the children are born otherwise they will be bastards

what makes you think I want to marry him!.....maybe I want others!...I am evil you know...sometimes..he he
Necromancer G
......
josh900
YES!!!!!i don't have to go to a wedding!
Necromancer G
I already said I would do anything you would want me to...
Jntk
*sigh*

*pulls out ring box with very expensive ring inside*
*nudges boss*
oi idiot propose to her!
*hands him ring box*

*slaps Josh on the back of his head*
dezdimona
true, but I'm not sure I want to get married,I'm young,attractive, and free! You are a sweetheart but let me think on it!
Necromancer G
alright
josh900
yeah think about it dez or just say no and make it easier on everybody.hehehe i don't have to go to a wedding.
Jntk
i think the boss is about to cry.

now that you two aint gettin married can i change back into my old clothing?
dezdimona
oh,look a ring!!!!!!!!
Necromancer G
Why yes its big isnt it?
dezdimona
I told you that already..oh the ring...silly me...it is beautiful
Jntk
*grabs josh and edges out of the door*
Necromancer G
<gets down on one knee>

Dez...Will you marry me and be by my side for eternity?
josh900
"muttering to self" no no no no no no no no no no no no no
Jntk
*rugby tackles josh through a rift to somewhere far away*
Necromancer G
.......

<still on one knee>
dezdimona
I just wanted wanted you to ask me is all...you know I will. but it has to be tomarrow.thats when my stars align
josh900
"teleports into room""to self"lilys not going to like this.
Necromancer G
YES! THIS HAS TO BE THE GREATEST DAY IN MY EVIL LIFE!
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