YOU WOULD EAT THAT?!

<throws insane being into dungeon>

Isane being: Dont put me down here, down here down here...we all float down here.

You would probably become sick if you eat that.

"in disoriented voice"then can i eat you?or do we have any more of that gou'ld or whatever it's called?

Im poison to anyone that trys to eat me except for a certain individual....Umm...here is a giant cheeseburger

OT> The picture is real...thats the worlds biggest cheeseburger when it was made in thailand

"eyes turn yellow"i don't care i like the taste of poison."laughs crazly"
OT.thanks now i really want a cheeseburger.

Im more poisonous then my father was and it will kill you to try to eat me

<magically makes Giant Cheeseburger>

OT> I know how you feel right now, IM SSSSOOOOOO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW!

"trying to fit giant cheeseburger down throat"yum cheese!!!"gets the burger down"can i kill something now?
OT.at least now i know what i'm having for lunch---- in eleven hours!!

Dont choke

OT> I HAVENT EATEN IN 25 HOURS

OT.25 HOURS!!!!!why that long? you got me beat.i ate 6 hours ago.

OT> Work, but Im going to go eat here in a little bit

OT.well that's good.as pathetic as this sounds i don't think i would last that long without eating.

Hmm I must also tell of another benefit of all of your amulets

OT> I tried once to go 24 hours without eating any meat but I couldnt. IT seems that if I eat at all I need at least some form of meat once a day.

okay what's the other benefit and is it tasty?"begins gnawing on amulet"

Its not tasty

but the amulet keeps your body in perfect physical condition..if you lose a arm it will grow back eventually or that after Dez has my unborn twins, her body will return to how it was before she was pregnant if she choses so.


<Starts to drool uncontrollably>

Either way she is still the sexiest woman now and forever.

not tasty.okay i go eat something else then.
OT.i'm out of here. i need to get some sleep.

Fine, I must go find and help Jntk, Spyro, and Aaron while also plan for my future.

*opens rift from heaven back to base, showing me crounched behind a rock*
hey boss!

erm need a tiny bit of help here...
*gun fire is heared*
only a tiny bit...

Aarons over there
*gestures behind me*

<goes through rift>

Hey Jntk, Aaron...Whats going on?

erm well
*shuffles feat*

long story
Aaron gets a letter saying his mother was assassinated
we plan to go track down the assassin, since someone powerful to kill someone of your family might cause problems and i was bored
Sypro suddenly lost his Dragon DNA, which was killing him
Aaron makes an arrangement with some angel %&$! to heal Spyro, spyro gets taken to heaven
we decided to go to heaven to vist Aaron's mother.
when we get there spyro, now healed tells us that heaven is under attack.
Aaron makes us help defend heaven *sigh*

now we are in the middle of the fight and i have lost track of Aaron

Defend this place? I wish all of you would of came to me and told me about this before you left to go fight....I guess this place will owe me ANOTHER favor.

Who is attacking this place anyways?

well you were in your nap when we left and we were just planing to track down the killer of Aaron mother
if i knew that this place would be attacked i probably would of helped attack
and i don't have a clue who is attacking, there is so many of them.

*pokes head over rock, bullets whiz past head*
and i am kinda pinned here, i don't know where Aaron and Spyro have gone.

Bullets..he..he.

<50 cal bullet hits me in face>

damn, gnat

...
owch
you ok boss?

Yeah but I wonder why youre hiding behind a rock? I thought there was no rocks in heaven and that you were a god?

Hi guys.
I am back but with a few minor adjustments.
Also with a few upgrades for Jntk.
*Hands Jntk new arm*
Here Jntk use this...

One part Jntk forgot to add to the story.
In order to save Spyro, I had to sacrifice my darkness.
I am now pure holy.
So we need to get this over and done with so I can get my evil back.

We didn't want to tell you about this because you had been through so much recently.
We wanted to do something to help you.

Oh and I have my own new improvments anyway.
*Pulls out Huge Sword that is massive and black aura comes off it*
Lets rock!

i summoned it.
and i still don't want to be filled with bullets, takes to long to take out.
i'm using the rock for cover, since my mini-gun hand is out of ammo and i forgot to repack my coat pockets, since heaven is supposes to be peaceful, i didn't think i would need my arraw of weapons.
*Jumps up and throws a knife at who ever is firing*

oh thaks aaron
*pulls of arm and replaces it with new one*
nice

I feel like I'm going to explode, and my back hurts

Well, lets get this over with..I got major planning to do and Im not going to wait until the last moment to do the planning.

I am glad you like it.

One extra feature as well.
*Presses button on Jntk's new gun arm*
*Bomb flies forward out of gun*
Like it? New bomb feature.
Plus it makes the bullets out of pure compacted air.
They are covered in metal and with a certain amount of heat, they explode causing the enemy, to expand.
The bombs do require ammo at this time though.

Also here is a handy feature of my new sword.
*Fire pulses up sword*
FIRE!!
*Fires fireball at enemy*

yes boss.
cool arm!
*arm turns into mini-gun*
*and weilds scythe in other hand*
ready
*runs at enermies*

<brb dinner>

men...waddles off, I'm going to lay down!

YES!
*Flys at enemies teleporting so the bullets can't hit me*
*Sword splits in to multiple blades*
FIRE!!!
*All the swords power up with fireballs*
FIRE KRAKEN!!!
*Fireballs fly forwards*

Thats not Spyro...

Thats a Dragon Zombie?!

So then where's Spyro!
I give up my darkness for a dragon zombie!!

*glances up at Aaron*
Show off

*blasts enermies with minigun while running*

erm i'm confused, whats with the Zombie dragon?

Stupid Zombie Dragon!
I now have no mother, no darkness and have no idea where the REAL Spyro is.

Well Spyro is over there

<points to spyro fighting some random guy>

In front of us is a dragon zombie

And this weird golem thing thinks its going to fight me...Im going to fight this monster.

me and Aaron will take the Dragon, Boss.

*pulls out lance*

Sweet

<slight crusnik transformation>

This golem is pretty weak

Jntk, you take ground attack!
I will do air!
*Launches self in to air*
*Set Multiple swords up surrounding dragon*
FIRE!!
*Throws self in at dragon slicing it up and jumping back to start attacking again*

*throws lance at dragon, the lance gets stuck in its leg*
hope this works
*jumps onto lance then from it jumps onto the creatures back*
*yells to Aaron*
I'm gonna cut its wings off

Do it!
*Pulls all swords back in to one*
Multiwave!
*Swings sword manically throwing energy waves at the dragon*

OT> What game is that video off that NecromancerG posted? It looks quite good!

"head pops through floor"you guys need any help?

Hey watch it Aaron, i'm on its back

*pulls out gaint axe and begins hacking at the creatures wings*

Josh why are you underground in heaven?!

best if you don't ask okay.so do you want my help or not?

[kills a few with claws]

GUYS...cover me im going to fly ahead and see who's their boss!

<crazy look in his eye while licking lips>

RRRRRREEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

<punches and smashes golems head even though it crushed>

I cant stop! this is too fun!

great boss's going crazy again.

that happens way to offen

*finishes sliceing through Wing*
Done!
*begins to fall*
uh oh

*Flies in to save Jntk from falling*
Sorry Jntk! I was aiming for its legs!

Tell me when you hack off its wings!
I will fly inside into its stomach!
Then stab it a few times and use holy blast!
Blasting it to smitherines!
Then Josh can eat the remains if he wants!

i have hacked of its wings, thats why i was falling