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Gamerbird
Fuse as in DragonBall Z!

Well any idiot who has the power to destroy a holy goddess and attack heaven has got to be super strong!
Although we shall go....
*Starts walking to citadel*
Jntk
i know, i never liked DBZ too macho

this is gonna be a fun fight!
*runs after aaron*
Gamerbird
I used to watch it as a kid, I just find it funny nowadays!

*Starts running*
*Kicks heals back*
*A little engine pops out of the boots. Giving me super speed*
Jntk
So where are these enermies?

*unsheaths Scythe while running*

and wait for me!
Gamerbird
HOLY SMEG!!!
*Bullets fly to me*
*I seem to smudge up and down causing me to teleport elsewhere*
Jntk! Move!!
dezdimona
We won,good, now off to the nursery to finish decorating!
Jntk
left or right?

*rolls to the right*

why?
Gamerbird
We are being fired at!
Wait here!
*teleports to shooters*
Damn they've seen me!
*teleports back to Jntk*
There are a hell of a lot of them!
Jntk
ok
*places hand on ground making a waist heigh stone wall*
little protection
*ducks behind it*
how many are there?

*robotic arm changes into minigun*
heh a true fight to test this!
*fires randomly off in the direction the shooting is coming from*
this might take awhile
Gamerbird
Just watch you don't shoot me!
*Teleports towards the tower*
*You can here screams from the distance as they are being sliced to pieces by me and shot by Jntk*
Jntk
hey have i mentioned that this place has severely weakened me?!
*runs out of ammo*
BŁ"$%^
*unsheaths scythe and runs towards the tower*
Gamerbird
Just use the feather!!!
*Summons Heartless Bullets*
These are probably some of the strongest bullets you'll ever use!
Have them!
Jntk
*pulls out feather*
and do what with it

hey i got an idea, get off the tower
Gamerbird
Eat it.

*Teleports to Jntk*
What are you going to do?
Jntk
eat it? a feather serously?
*eats the feather*
yuck

that feels better though.

i'm going to knock the tower down.
*minigun hand changes into a beam gun*
haven't tried this yet
*charges up beam gun and fires it at the base of the tower, slicing through it*
Gamerbird
Yeah I know it tastes gross but it helps.

TIMBER!!! I have always wanted to shout that!
Jntk
*tower smashes into the ground killing all of the Gunners*

ok now what?
josh900
"back at the base"don't look at me i'm not in this episode.
Gamerbird
We now make our way to the citadel!
Jntk
ok lets get it over with
*starts running towards Citadel*
Gamerbird
Why run when you can fly?
*Starts flying using angel wings*
*Grabs Jntk*
Just keep a look out for any enemies!
Jntk
put me down!!!
*looks down*
or maybe not...

i can't see any enermies...
Necromancer G
<waking up from a long nap>

that felt so great...I feel refreshed...where is everyone at?


OT>Internet got cut off here because a fellow soldier died, dont know who but I think it may have been a friend..going to find out today...thats why I wasnt on last night
josh900
i'm still here.jntk and aaron went to heaven for some reason.and spyro's there too
Necromancer G
WHAT?!

WTF did they go there?
josh900
"leans back in chair"i don't know.something about aarons mother dying and him having to save her soul or something like that.
Necromancer G
WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT?!

How can that be?!


I must take a side trip to make sure "it" has stayed a secret.

<runs down to the vault>
josh900
huh?"gets up and follows the boss"so what is "it" exactly?
Necromancer G
Ive said before that only Dez can hurt me...but there is a weapon that can hurt me. The knowledge of this weapon is kept in a book down in my vault.
josh900
correction.you've said that only your FAMILY could kill you.so the weapon is a book?what someone hits you with it and you die?thats kind of lame don't you think?
Necromancer G
No, the knowledge in this book tells of a weapon that can hurt me. This book is also the only copy of its kind left...it tells of mystical weapons and who is the current wielder of that weapon.
josh900
oh so what's this got to do with anything?
Necromancer G
If this weapon can hurt me then who is to say that it cant kill my sister? Remember the book lists the past wielders and it lists the current wielder of mystical weapons...so therefore it should list the current wielder of the weapon that can hurt me.
josh900
ohh so you want to find whoever has the weapon and take it from him/her?well then lets find this book already!
Necromancer G
There is a problem though...because of me, different timelines have crossed over and combined into one so there is more than one wielder of these weapons listed, so that mean we have to track them down.

<opens vault and picks up book>

Here it is...the book of mystical weapons throughtout time
josh900
more than one wielder?well this should be fun.so whats the book say?
Necromancer G
the Witchblade

...but I know all of these wielders and they were there helping to save me when I was trapped in 4D super hell. It must be something else then





OT> Picture of the Witchblade
josh900
"sarcasticly" well thats alot of help. now what?
Necromancer G
Well, now thinking about we should find the wielders of every other mystical weapon and take it from them...excluding the Witchblade
josh900
every mystical weapon?yeah that should only take oh i don't know.TWO THOUSAND YEARS!!
Necromancer G
You forgot about one thing

...my incarnations and my shadowclones
josh900
oh well that changes everything.
Necromancer G
FALL IN!

<thousands of people appear from nowhere, all of them in different outfits...all of them look like the boss>
josh900
wow.can they do roll over?
Necromancer G
Umm well they are a part of me but they wont take orders from anyone besides me.

Spartan Boss Incarnation: We do not roll over...WE ARE SPARTANS

Spartan shadowclones: AWU

Pirate Boss Incarnation: Ill get all thee weapons mate

Everyone go and get all the mystical weapons mentioned in this book besides the ones we wield and the witchblade...also remember we cant take my Holy sides friends and familys weapons as well...NOW GO

josh900
cool.now what?
Necromancer G
Me and you Josh, will go find and help Aaron, Jntk, and Spyro. All the others will go and collect mystical weapons.

<the thousands go off to find and collect weapons>
josh900
"sigh"never a dull moment is there?"giant sword appears in hand"alright lets go.
Necromancer G
Insane being: HAHAHAHAHA, You didnt kill me but...the rain drops ah dripping on my head..bum bum bo bum

0_o?

Josh throw that guy into the prison
josh900
"in a disoriented voice"can i eat him?
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