Thats better....
Hey wait up!
*Teleports back to base*
I suppose this holy side isn't bad afterall.
I am still waiting an apology however!

Damnit, starting to feel the backlash of the blast I used, got one mother of a headache. Headaches make me grumpy. *Opens a portal to the realm of ice.* I need to cool down a little.*Walks through the portal.*

Im sorry for what I did..but it was also my father's fault even more...my anger problems come from him torturing me..thats also why I was acting crazy and like a child.

Im deeply and very sorry that I hurt you.

ok recap

Boss and Aaron had a family Arguement
boss dies. Aaron kills himself to save boss. Boss kills him self to save Aaron *sigh* idiots
Aaron mourns boss.
we accept lily's help to go to hell and rescue the boss.
we fight our way through millions of demons.
we find Boss, and i pick him up. then it turns out that it was not boss.
we fight through millions more demons.
we find boss and get attack by his father.
Boss' father ripped of josh's left arm.
i turn myself into energy and go into B's father's nerve system. then boss pulls me out of him and i loss half of my right arm.
we continue to fight B's father but he is kicking our asses.
Boss tears of his arm and tells us to leave. he explodes killing his father and himself, but he is just a husk.
when we get back to base the are regrows into the whole boss. then they seperate into Evil and holy again.
and now we are here.

Did i miss anything?
oh yes boss, i better be getting a payrise!

I suppose I will forgive you although it will take some time for me to trust you again.
Also so technically, he was my grandfather? Holy smeg!
What a *******!

Putting that aside we need to get prepared for the arrival of my two cousins!
Although before we do that, we should party that my grandfathers dead!
*Puts Nightwish - Wish I had an angel on*
*Opens a bar with tamesian wine*
This wine is quite clever. Whatever you wish it to taste like it will taste like it.
You have to wish it in to your mouth as well!

Jntk and Josh are now going to report to the infirmiary, you will get your arms back not robot arms.

<andriod nurse comes in..even though she looks real>

josh's arm is real, he regrew it and i'm happy with this one

*hand turns into a minigun*
very happy
*grin*

*Track Changes to Nightwish - Dead to the world*
WOO!!
*Starts head banging like a nutter*

*facepalm*
Aaron...
never mind.

i'm going to go try out my new arm somewhere

*steps through rift*

*Stops headbanging*
Whats wrong Jntk?
Is the music not to your taste?
Is it to loud?

Im going to go train now....no..Im going to rest now

*walks back into base*
*swings arm around*
works like a dream

*glances at Aaron*
no it was the insane head banging

Oh ok!
*Starts to head bang like guy from Skillet at the begginning of whispers in the dark. Its insane!*

ZZZzzzzzz....

<sleeping peacefully curled up like a cat...even though Im my regular evil self>

*glances at boss*
now thats pathetic.

training time

old minion: Umm young master Jntk...it would seem you are a goth kitten again.

Goth kitten with a metal paw.
Great.
...
bastard.
OI you, wake up and change me back or i'll spray you!

...wha?!

ok

<changes Jntk back>

even though I didnt do it.

<door bursts open and many kittens come out>

There you all are

Aww!
Looks at all those kittens!

*Gets mail*
OO a letter!
*Opens mail*
...

Ye gods alot of cats.

hey Aaron what does the letter say? i remember the last one...

*Whispers to Jntk*
I am whispering because I don't want the boss to know.
My moms.....dead.

Since her last visit something happened to her, so when she got back to her homeworld, she was assasinated.
I am the heir to the crown....

*whispers back*

a holy goddess being assassinated?
hmm...
i think we better find out who this assassin was.
someone who could assassinate a god is trouble.

lets find out without the boss, he needs to rest.

oh yeah, i'm sorry for your loss

*Whispers back*
Well I didn't really know her so it isn't that bad.
Also yes we must do this without the boss. He has been through to much recently.
I can't remember the nae of her home planet though...

*extreme face palm*

well isnt that just great
what do we do now?

[front door explodes open]

GUYS!!!![pant]I lost my Dragon DNA...

[on the ground lies me in human form and with dragon wings and horns]

Im losing my power..im turning into...something that can physically survive...it means i will die forever until i find a way to bring back my dragon DNA...if not i will die.

[falls on ground unconscious]

Great.
We don't know where to go to find the assasin and now we have spyro to deal with!
How are we going to do this!

the boss is out of action.
Aaron just lost his Mother
and now Spyro is dieing

*wearily*
i need a holiday

well Aaron... what the hell do we do?

I think I know what to do with Spyro.
It is however going to take a lot of energy.
*Pulls sleaves up*
*Shows tattoo that goes across both arms forming a rune of some sort*
*Puts arms together put they try to repel like opposite sides of a magnet*
In to the light I comm.....
IN TO THE LIGHT I COMMAND THEE!!!
*Angel falls in to room*
Gabriel.
Aaah, Aaron. What is it that you need?
Please take spyro to heaven, he is usually a dragon but is losing his DNA due to recent events.
You do know what this means I am going to have to do don't you Aaron?
Yes, I understand. Spyro is a good friend so I am willing to risk it.
I will come back when it is done. Although you may not.

*glares at the angel*
what does he mean Aaron?

*snaps fingures summon a spear made of darkness and points it at the angel*

if you try anything on Aaron!

I know what I am doing Jntk.
There is no need to worry.
I am saving Spyro.
Gabriel teleports with Spyro away
Good luck Spyro...

right...
i dont suppose you could ask goodie two shoes where your mother's planet is?

Jntk you genius!!!
We don't even have to do that!
I am a half-breed remember!
I am half-demon, half-angel!
We can visit heaven!
She was a holy goddess so we can go to her in heaven.

Remember that white feather you got?
Have you realised you haven't been damaged by my holyside?
It protects you from holy energy so you are safe in heaven!

*Grows two angelic wings*
Come here Jntk.

do i have to go?
theres probably some people in heaven that...
well lets just say i'm the reason they are in heaven.
also being in heaven will weaken me

*sigh*
fine lets go

Here we go then!
*Wraps wings around Jntk*
*A puff of white feathers as me and Jntk teleport to heaven*
Now to find her.
Where do we start?

i don't know i have never been here before!

lets just find her and get the hell out of here!
it's to bright... and some people here might hold grudges agaist me
*pulls up hood and buckles up trench coat*

Hello!!!

Mother!!!!
Where are you!!!!

well isn't this great we are lost in heaven.

why don't you ask one of those lot?
*gestures at angels*

i'll stay here

Ok you wait here....

*walks over to angels*
You don't happen to know where the holy goddess is do you?
She is in the holy citadel, you must go straight ahead. Who is it who is asking?
Me
And you are?
Her son...
The holy goddess is your mother? Please go to her immediatly, she was expecting you.

in less then 24 hours i have been to hell and heaven.

i don't like holy citadels.
let get going anyway

Yes lets get going!

To the holy citadel!!

*reaches the citadels doors*
have i told you i have allergies to holyness? it gives me rashes.
i don't think the people in there will like me...
you can go first

[just as Aaron was going to open the gates,they were quickly opened and i ran out,in full dragon form]

Guys!?!?What are you...nevermind,the citadel is under attack,Lily is in danger and holy Garrett is nowhere to be found....

Well I have more important matters to attend to.

Also I see Gabriel has done her job. Then it is done. I have lost it.

we were going to vistit Aaron dead mother, we need to find who assassinated her.
and who the hell is attacking Heaven?
why is Lily and H Garrett here?!

and what have you lost?!
this is why i hate this place...

I have lost my darkness. It was what I needed to sacrifice in order to save Spyro.....

so now your your pure holy?
...perfect...

now what do we do?

There is a way for me to get it back but we need to help my mother and help Lily.

do we have too? your mothers already dead and lily is a pain...

*sigh*
but whoever is strong enough to attack heaven might cause problems later

ye gods, we are about to save heaven...

Jntk, there is only one way I can think of us being able to win this.
You are pretty much pure darkness, and I am holy.
We could fuse...

while that sounds wrong,
i think we should atleast see who we are fighting

<ot: brb dinner>