Full Version: Ending or taking over the World
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okay gamerbird if your in charge of necromany then that means you get ownership of the zombies. that means that you get to clean up after them.and what happend to all the lazers? we need more lazers!!
Can anyone give me a ride to Antarctica to get to the real estate auction.The boss might need a haunted real estate and i can buy him Dracula's castle,cheap.We might need it as a base(secondary or primary).All i need it a quick ride.The auction is off in a day or two.Hey boss,you got some kind of rocket car thingy or something like that?
What the hell is going on... Seriously... 
QUOTE(spyro1201 @ Aug 26 2008, 06:13 AM) 
Can anyone give me a ride to Antarctica to get to the real estate auction.The boss might need a haunted real estate and i can buy him Dracula's castle,cheap.We might need it as a base(secondary or primary).All i need it a quick ride.The auction is off in a day or two.Hey boss,you got some kind of rocket car thingy or something like that?
want to borrow my broom??? ahahahahahahahaha
Ouch...you bit me, bad human-trap, no zombies for you today...heheheheh
QUOTE(dezdimona @ Aug 25 2008, 09:58 PM)
QUOTE(Gamerbird @ Aug 25 2008, 08:23 PM)
How about we get some famous people on our side?
That way, they could put subliminal messege's in things.
Like if it was a singer/band member, put it in their lyrics, T-shirts and what not. Or like on the simpsons with Yvan Eht Nioj!
Actors could muck up on lines on a live TV show and happen to mention it.
This way we would have the support of them and their fans!
Also Dezi, how are the Shrooms? I have taken....I mean obtained a place for them to grow if you need it. If not I can use it as a public graveyard...I mean playground. Then use their souls!!! Muahahahaha! Finally 5 years of planning the take-over of Earth has come in handy!
---EDIT---
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention I have taken up Necromancy and other spellcasting stuff in honour of our Lord. Just say what you need and I can do it, or bring it back from the dead!!! So Dezi, if you want your mushrooms to become un-killable just say.
That way, they could put subliminal messege's in things.
Like if it was a singer/band member, put it in their lyrics, T-shirts and what not. Or like on the simpsons with Yvan Eht Nioj!
Actors could muck up on lines on a live TV show and happen to mention it.
This way we would have the support of them and their fans!
Also Dezi, how are the Shrooms? I have taken....I mean obtained a place for them to grow if you need it. If not I can use it as a public graveyard...I mean playground. Then use their souls!!! Muahahahaha! Finally 5 years of planning the take-over of Earth has come in handy!
---EDIT---
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention I have taken up Necromancy and other spellcasting stuff in honour of our Lord. Just say what you need and I can do it, or bring it back from the dead!!! So Dezi, if you want your mushrooms to become un-killable just say.
Well they do need a lot more room,and once my venus human-traps are grown they'll need someplace to mass produce also.
let me think about the unkillable part,a good steak with *whispers* mushrooms is always good..a hem.
Well then if I make them unkillable then they will just 'riggle' a bit when you eat them.The they will just end up back out anyway and be perfectly well and ready for use again!
QUOTE(Gamerbird @ Aug 26 2008, 11:56 AM)
QUOTE(dezdimona @ Aug 25 2008, 09:58 PM)
QUOTE(Gamerbird @ Aug 25 2008, 08:23 PM)
How about we get some famous people on our side?
That way, they could put subliminal messege's in things.
Like if it was a singer/band member, put it in their lyrics, T-shirts and what not. Or like on the simpsons with Yvan Eht Nioj!
Actors could muck up on lines on a live TV show and happen to mention it.
This way we would have the support of them and their fans!
Also Dezi, how are the Shrooms? I have taken....I mean obtained a place for them to grow if you need it. If not I can use it as a public graveyard...I mean playground. Then use their souls!!! Muahahahaha! Finally 5 years of planning the take-over of Earth has come in handy!
---EDIT---
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention I have taken up Necromancy and other spellcasting stuff in honour of our Lord. Just say what you need and I can do it, or bring it back from the dead!!! So Dezi, if you want your mushrooms to become un-killable just say.
That way, they could put subliminal messege's in things.
Like if it was a singer/band member, put it in their lyrics, T-shirts and what not. Or like on the simpsons with Yvan Eht Nioj!
Actors could muck up on lines on a live TV show and happen to mention it.
This way we would have the support of them and their fans!
Also Dezi, how are the Shrooms? I have taken....I mean obtained a place for them to grow if you need it. If not I can use it as a public graveyard...I mean playground. Then use their souls!!! Muahahahaha! Finally 5 years of planning the take-over of Earth has come in handy!
---EDIT---
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention I have taken up Necromancy and other spellcasting stuff in honour of our Lord. Just say what you need and I can do it, or bring it back from the dead!!! So Dezi, if you want your mushrooms to become un-killable just say.
Well they do need a lot more room,and once my venus human-traps are grown they'll need someplace to mass produce also.
let me think about the unkillable part,a good steak with *whispers* mushrooms is always good..a hem.
Well then if I make them unkillable then they will just 'riggle' a bit when you eat them.The they will just end up back out anyway and be perfectly well and ready for use again!
hmmmm,sounds good to me...ok, do it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hukbTxAbMVE
(just a little ritual with a bit of music)
Cast!! They should now be immortal. Ah hang on, wrong spell! They should well be immortal but I wouldn't advise eating them! Think of the hottest Chilli ever and think about tasting that but a lot hotter. Its your funeral if you eat them!
PS if someone could tell me how to put the video into the post it would be better!
(just a little ritual with a bit of music)
Cast!! They should now be immortal. Ah hang on, wrong spell! They should well be immortal but I wouldn't advise eating them! Think of the hottest Chilli ever and think about tasting that but a lot hotter. Its your funeral if you eat them!
PS if someone could tell me how to put the video into the post it would be better!
Does anyone know where our Lord has gone? I bet he's to busy in hell to bother with our plans now!
<Comes in with 4 beautiful Women>
Then I eviserate the guy, while he is saying "Please, have mercy on me"
Oh, um Everyone this is Lilith, Melusine, Lamia, and Naamah. Seeing that all of you have been working so hard lately. You get a week vacation. My week off is going to be having fun with these Succubus, erh, I mean women right here and any other women that may want to join. Now if you excuse me, TIME FOR A SEXY PARTY FOR ME!
Then I eviserate the guy, while he is saying "Please, have mercy on me"
Oh, um Everyone this is Lilith, Melusine, Lamia, and Naamah. Seeing that all of you have been working so hard lately. You get a week vacation. My week off is going to be having fun with these Succubus, erh, I mean women right here and any other women that may want to join. Now if you excuse me, TIME FOR A SEXY PARTY FOR ME!
Excellent! I shall use this vacation to travel the world through the passages of the underground, and raise the dead in multiple places around Earth and build up an undead armor to aid us in our attempts to take over the world!!
I will bring an army fit for our king to do what he see's fit with.
PS: Dezi I have sent a few tramps to you, use their souls however you wish.
I will bring an army fit for our king to do what he see's fit with.
PS: Dezi I have sent a few tramps to you, use their souls however you wish.
QUOTE(Gamerbird @ Aug 27 2008, 02:47 PM)
Excellent! I shall use this vacation to travel the world through the passages of the underground, and raise the dead in multiple places around Earth and build up an undead armor to aid us in our attempts to take over the world!!
I will bring an army fit for our king to do what he see's fit with.
PS: Dezi I have sent a few tramps to you, use their souls however you wish.
I will bring an army fit for our king to do what he see's fit with.
PS: Dezi I have sent a few tramps to you, use their souls however you wish.
thanks,hmmm, soul food maybe? ha ha!
vacation, where to,and leave my minions here under whose watchful eye???
QUOTE(dezdimona @ Aug 27 2008, 04:22 PM)
QUOTE(Gamerbird @ Aug 27 2008, 02:47 PM)
Excellent! I shall use this vacation to travel the world through the passages of the underground, and raise the dead in multiple places around Earth and build up an undead armor to aid us in our attempts to take over the world!!
I will bring an army fit for our king to do what he see's fit with.
PS: Dezi I have sent a few tramps to you, use their souls however you wish.
I will bring an army fit for our king to do what he see's fit with.
PS: Dezi I have sent a few tramps to you, use their souls however you wish.
thanks,hmmm, soul food maybe? ha ha!
vacation, where to,and leave my minions here under whose watchful eye???
I can take them with me so they can campaign with me so we can take over some countries on the way.
sorry boss but i don't take vactions so i guess i'll be in the lab for a week working on the mushroom men and my secret project
ok,gamerbird and josh,you take care of them,don't worry just feed them and keep the venus man-traps watered.
San Paolo,here I come, woooooooooooooooooooooooooo
San Paolo,here I come, woooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Josh, I have Summoned my zombie army to our aid with a few Wraiths. I will send these to guard the Shrooms and venusman traps.
This party rocks!
<Giant Rave Party?
<Giant Rave Party?
QUOTE(Gamerbird @ Aug 28 2008, 05:56 AM)
Josh, I have Summoned my zombie army to our aid with a few Wraiths. I will send these to guard the Shrooms and venusman traps.
As the pen is mightier than the sword, we could simply end the world by debating body mods. Would cause more trouble than the underworld army and the shroom zombies put together.
QUOTE(myrmaad @ Aug 28 2008, 11:24 AM)
QUOTE(Gamerbird @ Aug 28 2008, 05:56 AM)
Josh, I have Summoned my zombie army to our aid with a few Wraiths. I will send these to guard the Shrooms and venusman traps.
As the pen is mightier than the sword, we could simply end the world by debating body mods. Would cause more trouble than the underworld army and the shroom zombies put together.
Never!! I want this to stay violent!!! No one shall get in the way of the underworld army and our shroom zombies!!!
QUOTE(dezdimona @ Aug 27 2008, 04:22 PM)
QUOTE(Gamerbird @ Aug 27 2008, 02:47 PM)
Excellent! I shall use this vacation to travel the world through the passages of the underground, and raise the dead in multiple places around Earth and build up an undead armor to aid us in our attempts to take over the world!!
I will bring an army fit for our king to do what he see's fit with.
PS: Dezi I have sent a few tramps to you, use their souls however you wish.
I will bring an army fit for our king to do what he see's fit with.
PS: Dezi I have sent a few tramps to you, use their souls however you wish.
thanks,hmmm, soul food maybe? ha ha!
vacation, where to,and leave my minions here under whose watchful eye???
quick question Dezi who are your Minions?
Col John Sheppard
QUOTE(tyreil829 @ Aug 28 2008, 11:20 PM)
QUOTE(dezdimona @ Aug 27 2008, 04:22 PM)
QUOTE(Gamerbird @ Aug 27 2008, 02:47 PM)
Excellent! I shall use this vacation to travel the world through the passages of the underground, and raise the dead in multiple places around Earth and build up an undead armor to aid us in our attempts to take over the world!!
I will bring an army fit for our king to do what he see's fit with.
PS: Dezi I have sent a few tramps to you, use their souls however you wish.
I will bring an army fit for our king to do what he see's fit with.
PS: Dezi I have sent a few tramps to you, use their souls however you wish.
thanks,hmmm, soul food maybe? ha ha!
vacation, where to,and leave my minions here under whose watchful eye???
quick question Dezi who are your Minions?
Col John Sheppard
aha,you don't know! That means your a spy....wait,I'm going on vacation,Josh, Gamerbird,he's yours.
you know, there is something to be said about flamethrower weilding mushroom men burning their gardeners to a crisp.(there is also something to be said about the damage they caused to the lab)
as for the spy , i could always introduce him to the mushroom men
and gamerbird don't bother summoning the zombies just use the zombifying candy, we really need to get rid of the rest of them (they are starting to stink)
as for the spy , i could always introduce him to the mushroom men
and gamerbird don't bother summoning the zombies just use the zombifying candy, we really need to get rid of the rest of them (they are starting to stink)
ooh. No more zombies. I shall summon the Wraiths and haunt Tyreil for spying on us! I summon thee! Haunt the one named 'Tyreil' till he goes crazy! Muahahahahaha!!!
*postcard from Dezi* "having a great time,sun,sand, nude beaches....wooooooo"
QUOTE(dezdimona @ Aug 29 2008, 12:17 PM)
*postcard from Dezi* "having a great time,sun,sand, nude beaches....wooooooo"
WOOO!! Nude beaches!!! Hope you are having fun, the shrooms are doing just fine, and I have summoned some wraiths to take care of tyreil.
Yeah i'll save my vacation days for some other time.Hey josh you need some help in the lab?
{thinks about the boss} Lucky bastard.Anyway i managed to get Dracula's castle.Everyone's welcome.Gamebird the wraiths should scare the spy over there.Believe me it might have a better effect if the environment was scarier than hell hehe.
{thinks about the boss} Lucky bastard.Anyway i managed to get Dracula's castle.Everyone's welcome.Gamebird the wraiths should scare the spy over there.Believe me it might have a better effect if the environment was scarier than hell hehe.
Can do, Wraiths! Scare Tyreil all the way to the Dracula's Castle, he will be most pleased of a visit there.
<Comes in looking proud>
Not even four succubus can withstand me, if you know what I mean. Just dropping in to get some tequila.
Is that Col. John Sheppard (Tyreil)?! Damn Stargate team trying to ruin my plans of world domination. I want him to have 8 guards watching him 24/7. If anyone comes to get him capture them. I cant wait to learn of their military secrets! Until then I will be having some fun with the four Succubi in my quarters.
Not even four succubus can withstand me, if you know what I mean. Just dropping in to get some tequila.
Is that Col. John Sheppard (Tyreil)?! Damn Stargate team trying to ruin my plans of world domination. I want him to have 8 guards watching him 24/7. If anyone comes to get him capture them. I cant wait to learn of their military secrets! Until then I will be having some fun with the four Succubi in my quarters.
Don't worry NecromancerG, I have sent Wraiths after him, they are going to take him to the Dracula's Castle. We will probably interigate him there. All is under control.
PS, have fun with those succubi. I hear good things about them if you get what I mean....
PS, have fun with those succubi. I hear good things about them if you get what I mean....
*postcar from dezi* "having a wonderful time,wish you were here....yeah right"
i don't want to be there anyway dezi.and yes spyro i do need help.one of the mushroom men stole my banjo.so if you see it let me know
*container of strange looking plants arrives*
Ah Oh. My hordes of Wraiths have gone to far. They have started to inhabit peoples bodies. If you see anyone being weird in any way, then just use the soul extractor on them. That should bring those idiots right out of them.
oh what a great vacation...where's those new plants. ah, here they are. *opens lid* come children...heh heh
<Comes in with shorts, 8 pack abs and the V muscle>
If anyone is still here and not on vacation, keep it down the succubi are worn out. I was suprised myself. Im bored right now.
<notices Dez>
Hey Dez, are you busy right now?
If anyone is still here and not on vacation, keep it down the succubi are worn out. I was suprised myself. Im bored right now.
<notices Dez>
Hey Dez, are you busy right now?
QUOTE(Necromancer G @ Sep 3 2008, 04:08 PM)
<Comes in with shorts, 8 pack abs and the V muscle>
If anyone is still here and not on vacation, keep it down the succubi are worn out. I was suprised myself. Im bored right now.
<notices Dez>
Hey Dez, are you busy right now?
If anyone is still here and not on vacation, keep it down the succubi are worn out. I was suprised myself. Im bored right now.
<notices Dez>
Hey Dez, are you busy right now?
WOO!!! lol
Anyway I have taken care of a few troubles and a few other problems that had 'risen' (hehe I made a necro joke!).
Oh Dezi, I got rid of those moles that were troubling your shrooms. Bloody things trying to foil our plans!!
QUOTE(Necromancer G @ Sep 3 2008, 03:08 PM)
<Comes in with shorts, 8 pack abs and the V muscle>
If anyone is still here and not on vacation, keep it down the succubi are worn out. I was suprised myself. Im bored right now.
<notices Dez>
Hey Dez, are you busy right now?
If anyone is still here and not on vacation, keep it down the succubi are worn out. I was suprised myself. Im bored right now.
<notices Dez>
Hey Dez, are you busy right now?
ummm,no! *blushes*...wait here children! The boss and I are ummmm,in conference...thats it!
[looks behind a pile of crates]Hey Josh i uh...found your..uh,banjo..in pieces.More like chewed to bits.What on earth eats with those kind of teeth?
[notices the boss]Hey boss...uh,never mind.
[opens a closet and looks for something]C'mon where is it.Where..ah here it is.
[pulls out a mini gun]Hey guys,say hello to my lil friend
[notices the boss]Hey boss...uh,never mind.
[opens a closet and looks for something]C'mon where is it.Where..ah here it is.
[pulls out a mini gun]Hey guys,say hello to my lil friend
Im thinking you can last at least 3 days, lets step into my office and get started.
QUOTE(Necromancer G @ Sep 4 2008, 01:00 AM)
Im thinking you can last at least 3 days, lets step into my office and get started.
Yes, but can you?...yummy!
Josh feed my children,I'll see you all later!
MY BANJO!!!sure dez, i'll feed your children,I'LL FEED THEM BULLETS!spyro hand me that mini gun.i'm going hunting
I can last longer than that, why do you think four succubi are worn out from me? Josh go find and capture SG1 and SG Atlantis members. You may torture them but dont kill them. Also leave Dez's mushroom men alone. In fact give them tazers, rope, tranquilizer to capture our targets.
Now, lets get started Dez.
Now, lets get started Dez.
[Looks at the minigun name label]Why on earth would they name it a "minigun' what the hell is so "mini" about it anyway
You know Josh i dont think the boss will approve of you killing the plants.But here[hands josh the minigun]Don't scratch the paint.That thing costs a lot o' money.And if you brake it,you pay it.
You know Josh i dont think the boss will approve of you killing the plants.But here[hands josh the minigun]Don't scratch the paint.That thing costs a lot o' money.And if you brake it,you pay it.
QUOTE(josh900 @ Sep 4 2008, 04:28 AM)
MY BANJO!!!sure dez, i'll feed your children,I'LL FEED THEM BULLETS!spyro hand me that mini gun.i'm going hunting
oh goody,more spores to grow...your so cleaver,why didn't I think of that!
QUOTE
Necromancer G Posted Today, 09:44 AM
I can last longer than that, why do you think four succubi are worn out from me? Josh go find and capture SG1 and SG Atlantis members. You may torture them but dont kill them. Also leave Dez's mushroom men alone. In fact give them tazers, rope, tranquilizer to capture our targets.
Now, lets get started Dez.
I can last longer than that, why do you think four succubi are worn out from me? Josh go find and capture SG1 and SG Atlantis members. You may torture them but dont kill them. Also leave Dez's mushroom men alone. In fact give them tazers, rope, tranquilizer to capture our targets.
Now, lets get started Dez.
coming master...heh heh heh!
Dezi and Necro, don't make to much noise!!
And if you want Josh and Spryo, I can help take care of them bloody Stargate Members. Just tell me what you need and I can provide. Anything to do with death and fire is my speciality
.
Also don't hurt the shrooms! Just buy another banjo or fix the broken one!!
And if you want Josh and Spryo, I can help take care of them bloody Stargate Members. Just tell me what you need and I can provide. Anything to do with death and fire is my speciality
.Also don't hurt the shrooms! Just buy another banjo or fix the broken one!!
QUOTE(Gamerbird @ Sep 4 2008, 04:07 PM)
Dezi and Necro, don't make to much noise!!
And if you want Josh and Spryo, I can help take care of them bloody Stargate Members. Just tell me what you need and I can provide. Anything to do with death and fire is my speciality .
Also don't hurt the shrooms! Just buy another banjo or fix the broken one!!
And if you want Josh and Spryo, I can help take care of them bloody Stargate Members. Just tell me what you need and I can provide. Anything to do with death and fire is my speciality
.Also don't hurt the shrooms! Just buy another banjo or fix the broken one!!
watch the shrooms then....umm,here's some ear plugs!
Well since your up for the job Gamebird,there is a ancient portal at Dracula's castle.I believe it was in the sub basement behind a secret door.Throw those Star gate insects inside.But i don't know where the portal leads to though.Or if that doesn't work i still have my mini gun under hand.And for plan C put them in a TV room and play this video [shows Gamebird a DVD]It's the Rick Roll song if you get my meaning.Nobody can stand it.Oh and i hope the boss isn't going to watch adult vids while he's doing his "business" with Dezi,because i forgot a backup DVD of that song (+ the clip)in his DVD player,and i don't think i should disturb him.
*Dezi runs out of the Bosses office screaming*...."Not Rick Roll....anything but that!" *dissapears down the hallwaystill screaming*
<Comes out looking angry, covered in crimson red and black flames>
Dont ever set my dvd player to autoplay and put Rick roll in there again. Seeing that Dez is back in her room it would seem that I have to go to her.
<Teleports>
Dont ever set my dvd player to autoplay and put Rick roll in there again. Seeing that Dez is back in her room it would seem that I have to go to her.
<Teleports>
QUOTE(Necromancer G @ Sep 5 2008, 12:15 AM)
<Comes out looking angry, covered in crimson red and black flames>
Dont ever set my dvd player to autoplay and put Rick roll in there again. Seeing that Dez is back in her room it would seem that I have to go to her.
<Teleports>
Dont ever set my dvd player to autoplay and put Rick roll in there again. Seeing that Dez is back in her room it would seem that I have to go to her.
<Teleports>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPUyYzsGxf0...oh boss,my favorite song tooo!
can't i kill just one of those SG guys pleeeease? and no i'm not giving the mushroom men anything,anytime i give them something they go crazy and start breaking things,i give them flamethrowers they burn the lab down,i give them banjo lessons they break my banjo,and besides i don't need their help
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