becareful!

*pulls out purple crystal reanimating some of the fallen demons*
and my army grows...

are we there yet?

??????: Pathetic beings, I shall now reap your souls and consume them!

'reap my soul' huh? what i if don't have a soul...
i think i left it in the Crusades

no soul how does that work?

*leans over to Josh and whispers*

i'm bluffing shut up!

??????:All of your fights were pathetic, your punishment....is death

Bite me!
show your ugly face coward!
<thinking to self: i'm gonna die, i'm gonna die...>

do you really think that you can kill me?JUST TRY IT!!

<enter a citadel room with garrett stuck to an upside cross...badly beaten, looking almost dead>

Me: Get out of here...now

of course boss.
oi josh give me a hand carrying this anti-cross

no way boss i can't let you die here.cause i want to be the one to kill you.sure jntk i'll help.

so pleasent Josh.
*unsticks boss from the cross and Fireman carries him towards the exit*
your heavy boss

Bah, been slacking off for long enough. I really do like slacking tho. *Gathers an enormous amount of energy and blasts everything behind the group without leaving even an atom behind.*

Hmm... I think we'll need to re-create about half of the universe after that one, but just didn't come to my mind on the instant I wanted to do it. The damn creepy voiced ***tard, whoever it was pissed me off. If he by some freak fluke managed to get out, I'll just destroy the other half of the universe aswell. *Lowers the level of power from 3% to 'normal' again.*

who cares about this universe.
our universe in in a differnt dimension
lets just get him back to base


<OT: that was way overpowered>

?????:Your not going anywhere....I AM THE ONE WHO HAUNTS HIM IN HIS DREAMS AT NIGHT....calling him...provoking him....making him go insane

his mother in law?she drove me insane too

Then show your Damn face so i can smash it in you Coward!
*puts down boss agaist wall*
come get me!
<thinking: gonna die gonna die...>

?????:...You may have heard me mentioned before...How I kidnapped him and tortured him for so long....I now seek to free myself of my prison....by using all of you...by eating all of your corpses...

but we're not dead.how can you eat our corpses if we're not dead?

i think he means he gonna kill us then eat our corpses. but thats not gonna happen!
*swings scythe*
COME GET SOME

?????: But you will BE!

<giant creature falls from the ceiling...some sort of unspeakable horror that only one person has seen to live to tell about>

?????: I shall eat the unborn and the guilty

<looking scared, terrified, breathe heavily from the sight of this being>


Garrett: GET AWAY!

"calmly" wow.that is quite possible the ugliest thing i have ever seen in my life.

*pulls out shotgun*
come get it


i feel like singing
Yeah, here we go for the hundredth time
Hand grenade pins in every line
Throw 'em up and let something shine
Going out of my ******* mind
Filthy mouth, no excuse
Find a new place to hang this noose
String me up from atop these roofs
Knot it tight so I won't get loose
Truth is, you can stop and stare
Bled myself out and no one cares

<the beast looks at josh, connecting eyes with it..scaring josh instantly>

Me: LEAVE ME ALONE! I CANT SEE YOU! I CANT SEE YOU!

?????: But you can...and I shall consume your children and make you watch as I do that and strangle your two loves with your intestines.

*aims at the beast*

Go, stop this show
Choppy words in that sloppy flow
Shotgun opera, Lock and Load
Cock it back and then watch it go
Mama help me, I've been cursed.
Death is rolling in every verse

*fires at the beast*

*Glances at Josh*
eye tricks?
not gonna work on me!
*taps the bandana round eyes*

you thought you could scare me?I FEAR NOTHING!! and your breath stinks too.

?????: None of you can hurt me...and do any of you know who I am? Look at Garrett! Cowering, wimpering...he knows who I am.

WOULD YOU JUST SHUT UP!!!you're like a broken record!you're almost as bad as the boss.

i wasn't thinkin of hurting you... just using your head as a wall ornament
well said Josh
*fires another shot at the beast*

Candy paint on his brand new hearse
Can't contain him, he knows he works
****, this hurts. I won't lie
Doesn't matter how hard I try
Half the words don't mean a thing
And I know that I won't be satisfied

?????: I am Xeryui...Garrett's FATHER!

Big who cares from me.
you'll be deadish soon


So why, try ignoring him?
Make it a dirt dance floor again
Say your prayers and stomp it out
When I bring that chorus in.

.......and your point is?

who cares what his point is, lets just kill him and get back to base, i need a bath

I bleed it out
Digging deeper just to throw it away
I bleed it out
Digging deeper just to throw it away
I bleed it out
Digging deeper just to throw it away
Just to throw it away
Just to throw it away

Xeryui: I CREATED EVIL...I EXISTED BEFORE THE BEGINNING OF CREATION

<rips josh's left arm off>

Xeryui: Only Garrett can hurt me in any way.

"holding left shoulder, panting "you're going to pay for that!"shoots blue flame at xeryui"

josh you ok?

bastard!
*throws away shotgun and coat*
you are so bloody dead
*runs at beast, body bursts into energy*
what you gonna do now? you can't hit me, i'm pure energy!

Xeryui: You still dont get it...ONLY MY SON CAN HURT ME!

<hits josh and Jntk with massive tail>

"stands up" you keep saying that but i'm going to prove you wrong."giant sword appears in hand ,runs at xeryui"

*as tail hit me i disapear*
guess where i am...
i'll give you a clue, i turned my body into pure electricity.
not got it?
i'll give you a second clue.
nerves make great conductors...
need another clue?

Xeryui: I am the Supreme primordial force of Darkness, I feel nothing...I know everything.

<see's Dez and Lily and trys to crush them will massive tail but is blocked by Garrett>

Xeryui: Are you going against me?

Garrett: I WILL END THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL!

yay the boss is finally in the fight.

Boss I'm in your fathers body in his nerve system. what shall i do?
i know i'll try and find his brain.
if he has one...

<rips Jntk from Xeryui's body>

IDIOT!

<procedes to remove spell from Jntk>

If I didnt make it in time, you would have been consumed by him, none of you can touch him or he can control you, thats why I can only hurt him.

so only you can hurt him?lets find out."stabs xeryui with sword in his chest"hey did that hurt?

oh i should of though of that.

*looks down at arm*
erm boss... not meaning to hassle but... i'm missing my arm below the elbow...

i would say its still in him, as energy which has been absorbed by him. and there is no way to reattach it even if somehow we could retrive it

*sigh* its typical, we fight our way through miles of demons , HELL, teamed up with Atlantis just to rescue you and in the end your the one saving us!

<sword melts and a corrupt shadow of josh appears>

Xeryui: It shouldnt be too long before the poison in your veins kills you.

the boss isn't saving me.i won't let him!"a new sword appears in hand,slashes xeryuis throat"just die already!

same here.
*pulls out gaint maul and holds it with left hand*
die you bastard!
*runs at him*

<purifys the poison from josh and Jntk's body>

I HAVE TO END THIS NOW...EVEN IF IT COSTS ME MY LIFE.

<Xeryui grows another head from where josh cut him, and josh's new sword melts>

Shadow Josh: Does this hurt? <punches josh in face>

*swings maul around sending shadow josh through the wall*
i have been wanting to do that for soooo long

*turns to face Xeryui*

your turn!