Full Version: Ending or taking over the World
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*enters,grabs a bottle of sake and leaves*
<takes away bottle of sake with long tongue and smashes it>
rrraa rrrraaa
old minion: the master is protecting you and his child, he wont allow you drinking, Empress.
<looks at death knights and portable bar and begins to charge GENOCIDE LASER>
old minion: until a song is sung by the empress, he will be overly protective until his child is born...destroying everything that is a threat, no matter how small it is.
RRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
<fires GENOCIDE LASER and destroys portable bar and death knight>
Ot> Post a song of some kind Dez
rrraa rrrraaa
old minion: the master is protecting you and his child, he wont allow you drinking, Empress.
<looks at death knights and portable bar and begins to charge GENOCIDE LASER>
old minion: until a song is sung by the empress, he will be overly protective until his child is born...destroying everything that is a threat, no matter how small it is.
RRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
<fires GENOCIDE LASER and destroys portable bar and death knight>
Ot> Post a song of some kind Dez
noooooo you blew up the bar!how could you?
old minion: we as well have shut down the regular bar, you dont want the master's child to be harmed...do you young master josh?
what would happen if i said yes?
old minion: dont say that! if he hears you your dead! luckily he hasnt heard you.
do you really think he could kill me?i think you're underestimating me.
old minion: HE CAN KILL YOU WITH EASE RIGHT NOW...it would be like a newborn puppy trying to survive the Big Bang
yeah yeah yeah i've heard it all before."mocking voice"i'm the unbeatable evil overlord bwahaha."normal voice"it gets a little annoying after a while.
old minion: no you dont understand, he cant kill any of you in his regular form because he considers all of you his friends. But like this he doesnt care who it is...if they threaten what he protects he will kill it.
all of us are his friends?even me????why?
old minion: Its like when a male lion defends his family from other male lions trying to take over and kill his young but he is protecting the one he loves and his unborn child....its a natural thing for him to do...to ensure total safety and ensure that his lineage will survive.
so he has reverted to an animalistic form?
old minion: that is correct
well that's just great. if he doesn't turn back to normal soon we're going to be in a lot of trouble.
if the boss doesn't snap out of it soon I'm gonna resign.
the whole "boss' does something and it screws all our lives up" routine is getting really tiresome.
also you owe me two new death knights and a portable bar stocked with bottle of Sake.
the whole "boss' does something and it screws all our lives up" routine is getting really tiresome.
also you owe me two new death knights and a portable bar stocked with bottle of Sake.
*Teleports Trench coat to Jntk*
*Speaks telepathically*
Here is your trench coat.
Also don't come and find me!
*Speaks telepathically*
Here is your trench coat.
Also don't come and find me!
old minion: LOOK!
<shrinks back down to normal size but still looks the same>
old minion: It seems he is slowly but surely turning back into his "divine" self.
<shrinks back down to normal size but still looks the same>
old minion: It seems he is slowly but surely turning back into his "divine" self.
*pulls on new trench coat*
ah thats better.
anyway its about time.
this is boring as hell
ah thats better.
anyway its about time.
this is boring as hell
[still looking at the boss]
Ok...I'm just going to take walk outside...right...
[walks out]
[speaks to self]
What the hell was that all about!!
Ok...I'm just going to take walk outside...right...
[walks out]
[speaks to self]
What the hell was that all about!!
<looks at spyro>
RRRRRRR
old minion: it seems that the master would like to challenge you
RRRRRRR
old minion: it seems that the master would like to challenge you
well what started it was Aaron having a kinda Dissociative identity disorder problem...
then things got worse
*starts writing resignation letter*
then things got worse
*starts writing resignation letter*
*telepathy to Jntk*
Jntk, tell me when the boss is back to normal and ask him how mad he is, just so I can make him more angry!!!
I have to stop speaking know, someone is coming to see me.
Oh hello,
I see you have come back, what is it this time?
I come back in my time of need.......
Oh my...I forgot to stop the telepathy......
Jntk, tell me when the boss is back to normal and ask him how mad he is, just so I can make him more angry!!!
I have to stop speaking know, someone is coming to see me.
Oh hello,
I see you have come back, what is it this time?
I come back in my time of need.......
Oh my...I forgot to stop the telepathy......
*telepathy to Aaron*
no way in hell
oh yes, every time you talk to me telepathicaly i get one step closer to pin-pointing your location...
and who the hell was that?
no way in hell
oh yes, every time you talk to me telepathicaly i get one step closer to pin-pointing your location...
and who the hell was that?
RRRRRRR
<destroys Jntk's resignation letter, then grabs Jntk with tail and drags him to a portal>
RRRRAAAA
<in the portal, a woman is shown...a beautiful gothic woman in her early 20's>
RRRRR
<releases Jntk>
<destroys Jntk's resignation letter, then grabs Jntk with tail and drags him to a portal>
RRRRAAAA
<in the portal, a woman is shown...a beautiful gothic woman in her early 20's>
RRRRR
<releases Jntk>
*Telepathy to Jntk*
Well you are welcome to come here. Just no one else.
Here you are Aaron. Here is what you asked for. Although why have you come here? You have been here before but you hated it. You were tortured for what would seem like a lifetime.
Please be silent while I finish this conversation with Jntk.
It is with an old friend. I might just bring them back to the base. Although I may just stay where I am.
Well you are welcome to come here. Just no one else.
Here you are Aaron. Here is what you asked for. Although why have you come here? You have been here before but you hated it. You were tortured for what would seem like a lifetime.
Please be silent while I finish this conversation with Jntk.
It is with an old friend. I might just bring them back to the base. Although I may just stay where I am.
*glares at boss*
-.-
*pulls out pin and throws a grenade into the portal*
I'm outta here
*opens rift and steps into it*
-.-
*pulls out pin and throws a grenade into the portal*
I'm outta here
*opens rift and steps into it*
<destroys grenade>
<perks ears up>
YYYYYOOOOWWWWWWW (wolf howl, like the one at a full moon)
<crys tears of blood>
old minion: the master is saddened, he regrets what he did.
<perks ears up>
YYYYYOOOOWWWWWWW (wolf howl, like the one at a full moon)
<crys tears of blood>
old minion: the master is saddened, he regrets what he did.
old minion: LOOK!
<changes back into normal self>
Where am I and what happened?
<changes back into normal self>
Where am I and what happened?
*rifts opens*
you went insane Necro.
you challenged Spyro, pissed off Aaron and tried to buy me off leaving with a slut.
*walks away and closes rift*
you went insane Necro.
you challenged Spyro, pissed off Aaron and tried to buy me off leaving with a slut.
*walks away and closes rift*
*Telepathy To Jntk, Spyro, Josh and Dezi*
Hey guys!
I am just letting you know I am getting on really well. Also what do you think of my new armor and weapons:
Hey guys!
I am just letting you know I am getting on really well. Also what do you think of my new armor and weapons:
the armor is making you look really fat. but apart from that nice.
No, thats just the normal me.
Aaron! Get back here! We're not finished yet!
Aaron! Get back here! We're not finished yet!
old minion: none of you all still dont know anything about the master.
*yawn*
i know he can be a imperial pain
i know he can be a imperial pain
my armor doesn't fit,my belly sticks out now...Wahhhhhhhhhhh!
old minion: yes he can be but do you know what his childhood was like or what his life before he was here with all of you?
i'll get my Blacksmiths to make you preggy armor if you want Dezi.
nope don't have a clue gramps
nope don't have a clue gramps
QUOTE(Necromancer G @ Sep 27 2008, 02:30 PM) 
old minion: none of you all still dont know anything about the master.
He can be a total **** to me and Josh!!!
He lies a lot,
He thinks the universe revolves around him...
And so on.....
old minion: he was such a good child, living with his mother until his father came and kidnapped him...then torturing him constantly in a place far, far, worse than hell...every day was an eternity there...aaron should know of how long a minute in hell is, try having to be somewhere 100x worse and lasting for 24 thousand years.
preggy armor,hey that would be cool, thanks..... garret doesn't love me any more...whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I sympathise with him if he has spent such a long time in hell.
Before I found out who I was, I had died before multiple times.
I had been sent to hell for my crimes and I was there for two earth minutes.
The doctors brought me back thank god.
Now I need to get my way back to heaven.
Thats why I don't destroy planets of inicents.
Only ones with sinners or demon half-breeds.
Before I found out who I was, I had died before multiple times.
I had been sent to hell for my crimes and I was there for two earth minutes.
The doctors brought me back thank god.
Now I need to get my way back to heaven.
Thats why I don't destroy planets of inicents.
Only ones with sinners or demon half-breeds.
old minion: You have it wrong, Empress. You are the reason he keeps living...without you he would lose his mind, isolating himself from everything until he would fade away...plus you CAN actually hurt him
I can!!!! I have a craving for a Hot pastrami on rye from Carnigies Deli in New York...mmmmmmm.w ith mustard!
Then do it Dezi! Hurt him!
I wish I could hurt him. All I can do is emotionally hurt him!
I wish I could hurt him. All I can do is emotionally hurt him!
i'll get my best blacksmiths on it dezi.
Aaron thats really imature
Aaron thats really imature
thanks Jntk, thats very sweet. If I hurt him aaron, then I'll be alone,and our child will never know his father!
The child will however grow up in a better world!
A world without lies and hate!
---EDIT---
Also you won't be alone! You have all of us!
A world without lies and hate!
---EDIT---
Also you won't be alone! You have all of us!
old minion: but by hurting anyone who has those amulets..those symbols of family and friends the damage is done to him instead of them.
QUOTE(Necromancer G @ Sep 27 2008, 03:06 PM)
old minion: but by hurting anyone who has those amulets..those symbols of family and friends the damage is done to him instead of them.
So if I do this...
*Stabs self through hand*
It should hurt him!
Thanks for that helpful piece of information!
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