I WANT TIME ALONE!!!
LEAVE ME JOSH!!!
*Falls to one knee*
*Dark rift opens beneath feet and I begin to chant*
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RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
OT> I have lost total control and now the animal side to my nature has taken over
OT> I have lost total control and now the animal side to my nature has taken over
this is going to hell.
*tackles boss to the floor*
now you get control!
josh stop Aaron please...
i think i'm about to die
*tackles boss to the floor*
now you get control!
josh stop Aaron please...
i think i'm about to die
Feel my pain Uncle.
Feel it run through your vains.
The pain you caused me since I have been here.
*Rift beneath feet closes*
Goodbye everyone. I wish you all a good life, except you uncle!
*Dark essence moves round me and I disappear suddenly*
Feel it run through your vains.
The pain you caused me since I have been here.
*Rift beneath feet closes*
Goodbye everyone. I wish you all a good life, except you uncle!
*Dark essence moves round me and I disappear suddenly*
"shoots fireball at aaron"CALM DOWN OR I WILL KILL YOU.
damn too late.
now we have to calm down the boss and get Aaron back
now we have to calm down the boss and get Aaron back
fine you take aaron and i'll take the boss.
ok
*lets go of the boss*
now i have to find where Aaron went.
*walks over to where Aaron disappeared*
concentrate
*closes eyes and concentrates*
*lets go of the boss*
now i have to find where Aaron went.
*walks over to where Aaron disappeared*
concentrate
*closes eyes and concentrates*
<throws Jntk off with ease>
<inhuman scream>
GGGGGGRRRRRRRR
<arms appear to turn more wolf like in appearance...bone wise, skin turns gray, hair starts to flow upwards>
old minion: This isnt good at all
<inhuman scream>
GGGGGGRRRRRRRR
<arms appear to turn more wolf like in appearance...bone wise, skin turns gray, hair starts to flow upwards>
old minion: This isnt good at all
oh yeah this - should be good."pulls out giant sword and readies self for the fight"
ok this is really going to hell!
*pulls out taser*
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*pulls out taser*
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QUOTE
<throws Jntk off with ease>
i was already off you and on the other side of the room
old minion: young master josh, the master is totally invincible right now, he is also unconscious. Try to calm him down without killing yourself
but thats no fun!i got it!!here boss have some morphine.
<slams josh with tail, sending him flying>
old minion: nothing can stop him. weapons, magic, drugs....wait, only the masters empress can stop him.
old minion: nothing can stop him. weapons, magic, drugs....wait, only the masters empress can stop him.
"pulling hair out"were is dez when you need her?wait boss aaron didn't kill dez that was just a clone of her.go look for yourself.
GGGGGGRRRRRRRROOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
old minion: his state of being is like the original masters son, four tailed fox naruto. But seeing Dez will bring the master back to himself, the REAL Dez.
old minion: his state of being is like the original masters son, four tailed fox naruto. But seeing Dez will bring the master back to himself, the REAL Dez.
*Teleports Dezi back*
*Speaks to Jnkt through telepathy*
Use this to shut him up.
Take it as a present from me to you....
*Speaks to Jnkt through telepathy*
Use this to shut him up.
Take it as a present from me to you....
"screams"how am i supposed to get the real dez here!!??isn't there any other way to calm him down?
old minion: to calm down, he needs to destroy everything...and that includes EVERYTHING except Dez....Look!
<grows 7x normal size>
GGGGGRRRRRRRRR
<starts to charge up genocide laser attack>
<grows 7x normal size>
GGGGGRRRRRRRRR
<starts to charge up genocide laser attack>
there look Dezi is back!
gods i need a new job...
boss if you don't calm down i'm gonna get pissed
gods i need a new job...
boss if you don't calm down i'm gonna get pissed
DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT WILL WORK??!!WE NEED A REAL PLAN!!
*sigh*
The boss is an idiot.
i don't see any alternative...
we are going to have to summon the good boss
*shudder*
The boss is an idiot.
i don't see any alternative...
we are going to have to summon the good boss
*shudder*
<looks at Dez, circles around and gently curls up into a ball like a cat around Dez...then proceeds to fall asleep>
old minion: it will take the Master some time for him to revert to his normal self, until then it says here in this document that the Empress is in charge.
old minion: it will take the Master some time for him to revert to his normal self, until then it says here in this document that the Empress is in charge.
but then that means that lily might come with him.oh never mind
*sigh*
now i'm going to track down Aaron.
get things back to normal.
also he owes me a new trench coat.
from when he hit me with that fireball
now i'm going to track down Aaron.
get things back to normal.
also he owes me a new trench coat.
from when he hit me with that fireball
"sigh of relief"what exactly is normal?
when we attacked other people not each other.
now i'm going to try track Aaron down
*closes eyes and meditates
now i'm going to try track Aaron down
*closes eyes and meditates
DARKNESS!!!!!!!!!!!! 
<ot: please do not post meaningless posts>
no! no darkness. nap time. all that excitement wore me out.
ok i have pin-pointed Aaron into a 50 mile radius...
a few hours untll i locate him!
where the hell is Dezi. we need someone to sort this out
a few hours untll i locate him!
where the hell is Dezi. we need someone to sort this out
Nap time then darkness! Then! uhhhhhhhhhh drop ketchup on the world!!!!!
<looks up at wolfpackbane, points ears backwards like a wolf>
GGGGGRRRR
<then goes back to sleep>
old minion: The master says "Stay away from Dez"
GGGGGRRRR
<then goes back to sleep>
old minion: The master says "Stay away from Dez"
Eclipse : Wow, such a fight over each other. Aren't we supposed to take over the world?
Start your own country then work up to take over the world!
old minion: its actually now taking over the infinite dimensions and universes.
Family feud.
The Boss' family is a pain in the ass.
The Boss' family is a pain in the ass.
tell me about it.hey wait a minute!i'm part of his family!
RRRRRR
old minion: thats quite funny, master
old minion: thats quite funny, master
why do i have the feeling he was making fun of me?
old minion: no it was a joke about a pirate, young master josh.
oh yeah prove it. tell it to me.
i have almost found Aaron.
oi grandfather minion how long will it take for the boss to return to sanity?
oi grandfather minion how long will it take for the boss to return to sanity?
RRRRRR
old minion: a pirate walks into a bar with a ship wheel hanging from his pants, the bartender says"you have a wheel hanging from your pants" the pirate then says "yargh its driving me nuts!"
old minion: it shouldnt take long
old minion: a pirate walks into a bar with a ship wheel hanging from his pants, the bartender says"you have a wheel hanging from your pants" the pirate then says "yargh its driving me nuts!"
old minion: it shouldnt take long
only funny if your in primary school.
is there anyway we can speed it up i'm bored
is there anyway we can speed it up i'm bored
old minion: well, there is the others that would be able to calm him down besides the masters mistress.
meh cant be bothered.
i'll wait till tomorrow (england time)
but out of curiosity who are they?
i'll wait till tomorrow (england time)
but out of curiosity who are they?
Opens door to the main room.Hey guys my wings are exhausted and....
[looks at boss]
...am i interrupting something?If i am i could just go outside...
[looks at boss]
...am i interrupting something?If i am i could just go outside...
old minion: a beautiful song must be sung by the women of his family...that means his three daughters, his sister, Dez, Lily, and finally...his mother, all at once.
<see's spyro>
RRRRRRRRR
<see's spyro>
RRRRRRRRR
a beautiful song seriously? that's lame.
*opens rift and a couple Death Knights wheel in a portable bar*
boss... that is full of bottles of Sake.
i just wanna see his reaction
*opens rift and a couple Death Knights wheel in a portable bar*
boss... that is full of bottles of Sake.
i just wanna see his reaction
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