Full Version: Ending or taking over the World
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you can choose. boss will run you through with how to ascend
can't i just kill these stars guys?they don't look like they could beat our enemies.
I would like to be the god of Transmutation&Dimensions 
So where can I find that special ingredients ?
So where can I find that special ingredients ?
I am the Emperor of Gods and the infinite dimensions....but we do need more alchemists.
just don't turn yourself into cheese like our old alchemists did alex
...so that lump of cheese i ate a while ago...
oh gross
oh gross
Lol....I would never do that !
I'm a Dimension Alchemist
One more question :
who are our enemies ?
I'm a Dimension Alchemist
One more question :
who are our enemies ?
Anyone who opposes me
*pulls out list*
1. All Holy bastards
2. The good side of Boss and his Wife Lily
3. Some of us are agaist SGA and Tyreil
4. People who get in our way
5. People who annoying us
6. Anyone the boss tells us to Attack
1. All Holy bastards
2. The good side of Boss and his Wife Lily
3. Some of us are agaist SGA and Tyreil
4. People who get in our way
5. People who annoying us
6. Anyone the boss tells us to Attack
Hmm....
Got it
*takes the list and trasmute it into a Double-Layered DVD*
Anything else that i should know ?
Got it
*takes the list and trasmute it into a Double-Layered DVD*
Anything else that i should know ?
no not really. just do evilness
*pulls kitten out of alternative-dimensional trench coat pocket*
evilness like this
*hand bursts into flame incinerating all of the kittens flesh then reanimated the bones*
theres a good fluffy...
oh yeah whats an oh yeah whats a Dimension Alchemist?
*pulls kitten out of alternative-dimensional trench coat pocket*
evilness like this
*hand bursts into flame incinerating all of the kittens flesh then reanimated the bones*
theres a good fluffy...
oh yeah whats an oh yeah whats a Dimension Alchemist?
HEY ! NO EVILNESS TO ANIMALS !
I'LL CALL ASPCA !
And I'll transmute you into a flea !
I'LL CALL ASPCA !
And I'll transmute you into a flea !
He's right, animals are good allies
*turns JNTK into a flea *
take that !
take that !
"throws fierball at alex"turn him back NOW.
XD
<turns Jnyk into a kitten>
...?! Now he is a scythe wielding goth kitten 0_o
<turns Jnyk into a kitten>
...?! Now he is a scythe wielding goth kitten 0_o
they are cuter undead
oh you have turned me into a flea. the VERY gaint army standing in the just opened rift behind might just have a point to make about it. a sharp metal point
hehe
oh you have turned me into a flea. the VERY gaint army standing in the just opened rift behind might just have a point to make about it. a sharp metal point
hehe
*transmutes fireball into a cheeseburger -yummy ! - *
Only if Necromancer G tells me !
Only if Necromancer G tells me !
hey i rank higher than you alex so i'm ordering you to turn him back to normal
*half opens a rift to the heart of a sun*
you have 10 seconds...
10
9...
you have 10 seconds...
10
9...
He is right, alex
I turned Jntk into a scythe wielding goth kitten...a deceptive killing machine, but only for a couple of hours
I turned Jntk into a scythe wielding goth kitten...a deceptive killing machine, but only for a couple of hours
Edited :
to JNTK : no more evilness acts against the animals!
Ok ?
to JNTK : no more evilness acts against the animals!
Ok ?
...
i'm evil to EVERY thing. apart from the co-works i respect and the Boss.
*closes rift under Alex's feet*
i'm evil to EVERY thing. apart from the co-works i respect and the Boss.
*closes rift under Alex's feet*
*Opens up a rift to the deepest and darkest pits of hell* Anyone spouting something about higher ranks, should at least be able to 'force' the lower ones to do their bidding. *Elraine walks into the rift, only the howls of demons in pain can be heard*
...Cheeseburgers!
OT<I really like kittens and cats
OT<I really like kittens and cats
oh yeah boss do we have ranks? i like ranks they give us order.
That explains the rhino sized one you have.
by the way Alex i have one of my Alternative Dimsensonal pockets filled with kittens...
...
hrmph rifts are my thing...
<Ot: am i still a goth kitten?>
That explains the rhino sized one you have.
by the way Alex i have one of my Alternative Dimsensonal pockets filled with kittens...
...
hrmph rifts are my thing...
<Ot: am i still a goth kitten?>
*transmutes a cat into a winged Chimera *
*I'll call it ... Chaos *
*I'll call it ... Chaos *
yeah what are our ranks?
it would be nice to know, boss.
So i'm now a gothic kitten for the next few hours?
cool
So i'm now a gothic kitten for the next few hours?
cool
a gothic scythe wielding kitten!
an evil, mass murdering, god of warfare and bloodshed, gothic scythe weilding kitten.
*swings scythe around almost scything off Alex's legs*
whoops my bad...
*swings scythe around almost scything off Alex's legs*
whoops my bad...
Ahh..No problem
sorry for turning you into a flea but I totally disagree with violence against the animals , that's all.
sorry for turning you into a flea but I totally disagree with violence against the animals , that's all.
yeah... you might want to stay away from the Labs at my Citadel...
*jumps on Chaos's back and fly away....*
Good night everyone (11 PM here)
Good night everyone (11 PM here)
Dez is sleeping soundly...
...so...anyone want to play blackjack?
...so...anyone want to play blackjack?
sorry boss i need a go check on something on my planet. i'm trying to get my new citadel to fly
sure i'll play blackjack----what's blackjack?
it's a card game.
or a small Cudgel, like this one
*pulls one out of coat pocket*
or a small Cudgel, like this one
*pulls one out of coat pocket*
actually its called black and blue jack, we beat this guy here
his name is jack
his name is jack
okay sounds like fun!"grabs a blunt object and starts beating jack"
"starts to beat jack"
"stops beating jack now that he's a bloody chunk of meat"well that was pointless.now what?
<throws josh a desert eagle>
Now we shoot him until there is nothing left.
Now we shoot him until there is nothing left.
"shoots jack until the gun's out of bullets"now what?
Boss are you bored by any chance?
do you want to borrow my flame thrower now?
and who is jack?
do you want to borrow my flame thrower now?
and who is jack?
target practice on cheeseburger people!
he doesn't need a flamethrower he has me.
We turn him into ashes.
[toasts Jack]
[turns towards alex]
Welcome i don't believe we have met.Call me Spyro.And as you can see I'm a dragon.You should come and visit me on my planet sometime.
[toasts Jack]
[turns towards alex]
Welcome i don't believe we have met.Call me Spyro.And as you can see I'm a dragon.You should come and visit me on my planet sometime.
ok... i think i'm going to leave you two nutters...
*edges to door*
oh hey Spyro
*edges to door*
oh hey Spyro
Im not bored, I just need to keep my mind off of something. Since Dez is pregnant, I cant do any "research"
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