indeed it has,isn't that great!!!

Bloody heck, d! Last time i tried that, it bit me! And, d? Have washed these, but there is still just a teeny weeny hint of the essence of zombie about them. Would you mind, awfully, just slipping them on for a moment, just to... ah... recover their original... ah...ambience?

Sorry I haven't spoke much on here. I found a mole and had to go and 'take care' of it and I don't mean a government mole. I mean thwe proper moles. Pesky thing, trying to take over the world while we are attempting to.

So can someone tell me how our whole situation is going.....

Oh and Dez, how are the mushrooms?

Great news everyone! The occult department has given me all the items I requested them to find. Now the genetics department needs to step up there game.

The mushrooms are growing like weeds,some as tall as me,but be careful they bite..heh heh.
The others are just perfect,ask them...I mean taste one or two if you like!

Tonight's dinner for me is mushroom soup, breaded mushrooms, steak with mushrooms.

...I feel so good all of a sudden.

Mushrooms are good for you, especially mine. I like a nice ribeye, medium-well,and a nice chardonay, would be delightful!

Im going on a trip.

Everyone will now take a vacation trip...an evil vacation trip

*pant* *pant* Ok, everyone stay out of the third basement, one of my experiments went totally wrong, and I, like totally got sucked ( through a PORTAL) into 13th century Korea. I just got back to find Koreans everywhere. I locked the basement, and I think they'll find their way back if we just leave them in peace....

have fun boss, I'll watch the store for you...whoopppeeeeeeeeee!!!, that little beauty was my pride and joy,but worth it...
well, back to the garden...I wonder what radium will do to them.....hmmmm

I ate more of your mushrooms, dez.

So Im on a hallucogenic trip. After that, Im going to open the portal to hell

cool,thats a song from that australian band,,,right??? portal to hell!!
Time to fertilize my shroomies!,wheres those zombies I just saw...heh heh heh

Could be. Or are you thinkin' of AC/DCs "Highway to Hell"? (They're Australian)

highway,portal,duh me!
did you see where those zombies went?

Well I saw a few poking around in the old alchemists lab(the one who turned himself into cheese). Should I get them for you?

sure,my plants need food,and they'll do nicely!

What... tha'... hell...

I leave for a few days, we've got some agendas for taking over the world set, proper evil plots and all such... and I come back to this?!?!

The lair reeks of pachouli, there's King Crimson and Pink Floyd blaring out of the intercom speakers, half of you are just sitting around giggling and staring at nothing, and there are zombies tracking cottage-cheese all over the floor! What tha' hell is going on around here?

Sheila!!!

(exits again, ULC)

*walks by humming comfortably numb by pink floyd....laughs*

I'm not staring at nothing!

I'm staring at something really really small...

I still think you are all odd. Not insane. You dont deserve insanity. Seriously, over 1000 views? tsk tsk tsk.

*walks by with a dozen six foot mushrooms following behind*

<Comes in levitating>

Your right human bean. We need to focus on our plans of world domination and clean this place up.

By the way, Im not human anymore. The portal to hell is stabilizing right now.

GIANT MUSHROOM MEN!

If we are taking over the planet i want to be vice president of.....hmm.....SOMETHING,i'll take anything.Anyway here are my plans.

[shows plans]

Someone from the room:Wait a sec these plans are...blank!!
Me:No they aren't.I was thinking of an invisible snow storm.Oh and maybe an army of nuclear powered robot squirrels.Or maybe a fleet of lolcats.(no i didn't misspell it)

Using a snow storm would be pointless. It would die down after a while. What we need is Dez's mushrooms, The portal to hell finally stabilised and then for NecromancerG to throw Satan of his throne and become the new ruler of hell, absorb Satans power and bring hell to Earth. Then we can let 'let the sin, being' (Little Nicky. Just had to use that little quote).

More mushrooms!!!!. well the radium and zombie fertilizer worked great, how many more?
Oh and I need a bigger garden,the mushrooms are now wall to wall...he he he!
Oh and they're hungry!

So no lolcat fleet and no nuclear powered squirrel army.Dammit,those two armies are some of the most powerful forces,ever.I still say we should unleash them

combined they would indeed be formidable!!!
Come children...lets go find you some zombies to eat!
*200 Giant mushrooms follow*

Dez, I see the mushrooms are growing nicely. Just tell me if you need anymore land for them to grow, just let me know. I know many places that we can take...I mean use for our plans.

(ps. Dez is what we call my Dad because of his name)

send out the conquering hordes,the fence down here is already bowed out,they're growing like weeds..ha ha ha, and their spores are sprouting all over, maybe I should have cut down on the amount of radium...hmmmm, no, I think their fine.
Come my pets...*400 giant mushrooms follow*,where does Josh keep all those zombies???

<In a Deep, evil, demonic voice>

Enough of this! Everyone clean up this mess and sit down. NOW!

If you're going to do this, you need the right tools for the right job:

LHammonds,those swords are too unstable to use.Furthermore the stick army might not like this at all.But it's not for me to decide.Let Necromancer G decide

ahem. Did I ever mention I love Jamaica?

Don't get me wrong but thats one weird menu. "mushroom tea" what the hell

ackkkkkk! your not cooking my babae's, or drinking them either....besides, they bite, so naa naa boo boo.
Ok sit down my fungi friends,the big boss is going to talk!

As you all know, productivity has fallen. On the other hand, Im also the ruler of a realm of hell now! In order to become more powerful, I need souls for the realm. We also need to take control of suppossed haunted areas for said purposes.

(reenters from ULC, dusts off chair, sits)

Hmmph... well, the upside of a myconid army is that manure is cheaper than Zombie Chow, and we don't need to equip them with night-vision goggles for night ops. Downside is that they shrivel up in sunlight... now I've noticed that the zombies also have a tendency to spazz and just mill about when exposed to direct sunlight also... I sense some possible problems with our first plans of attack, with a serious loss of effectiveness at around 07:30am. We'll need to work on this.

Okay, boss? Got a question regarding your 'Souls' request... how much soul can you wring out of an average zombie?
Is this project more reliant on quality over quantity?

Next question is about securing "haunted" real-estate, but I think we should table that issue until after the 'souls' thing has some kind of plan in place.

We could use your Zombies with 2 major draw backs:

1 - They are dead and have no soul
2 - They are dead and have no soul

Yes I mentioned it twice because it is one hell of a major drawback! We need living things maybe we go around and collect people who look lost or have no home and use them? Any ideas would be good.

On the other side, we could use necromnacerG's new found powers to go into people's minds and bring them to sin causing them to go to hell. I like the sound of that one. Muahahahahah!

I crossbred my babae's with these,feeding them is now no problem...a ha ha ha ha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I04Zer4-dc

EVIL JOSH IS BACK!!! okay mushroom men.cool,they have much more potenchal than zombies.mind if i see if i can improve them somehow? and do clones have souls? if so we are in luck because i've started to create a clone army.

experiment away,they drop spores everywhere..heh heh heh

Mushroom tea anyone?

Col John Sheppard

I might help regarding the Haunted real estate.I have a friend who knows a guy who knows a guy's cousin's cousin's son's best friend,he is the current owner of Dracula's castle and he's willing to sell it very cheap(gee i wonder why).Who knows you might find some ghosts to use in the "souls" request.

well,my army of shrooms could pay him a visit ...if you so wish it!

Don't bother he has a mushroom allergy.I'll call him on the cell phone.

*calls the seller"

Hi,yeah me and a few people here are interested in buying Dracula's pad.....Wait,WHAT!?You put it up on auction?*sigh* nevermind...Great he put it up on the Arctic real estate auction.Yes,it's in Antarctica.Why the hell would he post it THERE.Uhhkay,hey boss is there any quick way to Antarctica?

Time to expand my garden...come children lets take over the infirmary....

What are all these shrooms doing in the infirmary? I've been in there nursing what used to be my arm. Seems that the Salsomator fires from the wrong end.

The end result tastes great though.

you had a BBQ and didn't invite me....I'm hurt.
It is kind of small in here...oh wait, the boss doesn't use his office now that he's ...shall we say,moved on to other things...ha ha ha.
I'll take it over and leave my fungal friends as guards so I won't be disturbed...come babaes,time to get to work...mommy needs some privacy for her next flowering little venuses!

*2000 mushrooms follow*

How about we get some famous people on our side?
That way, they could put subliminal messege's in things.
Like if it was a singer/band member, put it in their lyrics, T-shirts and what not. Or like on the simpsons with Yvan Eht Nioj!

Actors could muck up on lines on a live TV show and happen to mention it.

This way we would have the support of them and their fans!


Also Dezi, how are the Shrooms? I have taken....I mean obtained a place for them to grow if you need it. If not I can use it as a public graveyard...I mean playground. Then use their souls!!! Muahahahaha! Finally 5 years of planning the take-over of Earth has come in handy!


---EDIT---
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention I have taken up Necromancy and other spellcasting stuff in honour of our Lord. Just say what you need and I can do it, or bring it back from the dead!!! So Dezi, if you want your mushrooms to become un-killable just say.

Well they do need a lot more room,and once my venus human-traps are grown they'll need someplace to mass produce also.
let me think about the unkillable part,a good steak with *whispers* mushrooms is always good..a hem.