Your right...but now all of us have to go to a meeting.

OT>Been far too busy playing WAR, now that I've had my first longest sessions, I'll lurk around a bit more again.

*Elraine warps in from another dimension dragging several goblins and over a thousand elvish corpses* Hey guys, I brought lil decorations for my room. *Keeps dragging the corpses.*

Old minion: Sir,the elders need to talk to you, urgently!

Is it important?

Old minion: YES!

I must go now. No sneaking around and listening.

you want evil Josh...you want pure mean and evil...I'll show you what evil is...* takes Josh's ice cream away* now suffer! Ha ha ha!!!

<comes back in>

That meeting was stupid.

Hello everyone, how is your evil day today?

*eating ice cream* just wonderful!

*Elraine shouts from another dimension* Great, back at slaughtering more stupid elfs!

OT>If anyone is playing WAR(EU) drop me a note on eltharion server, name is elraine naturally, playing on order side.

Now let me explain my main concerns right now in order of priority.

1. Protecting Dez and my unborn child, including fulfilling her every wish and need.

2. Taking over worlds, enslaving people/aliens, killing.

3. Second Assault on Atlantis

Boss i can greatly help with protecting Dez.If you help me restore my race,I'll assign the best dragons i can find.Believe me dragons NEVER fail.

attack atlantis again, now we're talikin.

Very well Spyro

<a giant planet forms>

Go now and create your race again, there is also 60000 eggs of every type of dragon in my vault, take them.

You have to take it easy my love, being that we arent human, our child should actually develop much, much more rapidly.

eggs... that makes me hungry... I'll be back my love!

Not thanks for the eggs.I will use my new power to recreate it.

[flies towards the new planet]
[chants some crap]
[planet become green,oceans are created and gigantic cities.]

Behold gentlemen,Artistans,just like it was before those damn SG guys took it over and turned it into a metallic jungle.

[flies into the capital]
[1 hour later]

Commander?

Commander:Yes my lord?

Order my most powerful dragon units to go to that ship...
[points at ship]
..and protect the one known as Dezdimona with their lives.

Commander:At once!

[talks to self]

Now where are those power crystals...

*places down map*
i needa start on my planet.
Can i get a little help here boss, i don't know how to get it started,
i just need the base planet, i'll do the rest thanks

<creates planet for Jntk>

Remember that I am the Emperor, the supreme god.

That reminds me boss i'll create a few temples dedicated to you.Reminding everyone that even i have someone to worship.In fact why not visit my capital,you will be worshiped like a god,well technically you are but you get the idea.

I will appear to mortals in different forms, not as me. You know the whole mysterious being that watches over them thing.

thanks boss.

i'll be back in a bit, i need to get my Citadel built, my army housed etc.

*disappears through rift*

I can look after Dezi if you want Boss.
Although I could help with the second assault on Atlantis.

<looking anxious, nervous...tapping fingers on desk>

..............yes look after her.

Don't worry Uncle.
I will not hurt her at all.
I want a little cousin, even if it means dying to protect it...

Its not that...Remember when I started to turn into that horned beast? I can feel it happening as we speak

same here with what Aaron said... minus the 'uncle and the 'cousin' bits

Ok, I will not protect her.
You can do that. I will go and plan against Atlantis.

<begins to change by sprouting 28 wings, eyes glowing red, fangs growing long>

And so it begins...

I will now protect Dez.

I think I will run now....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

DAMN!! Now I can't talk to Dezi for the fear of being killed by my own Uncle!
I suppose I will take over Atlantis. Anyone care to help?

28 wings? seriously?
nope Aaron, sorry no can do

anywho back to building my planet, almost finished

Im fully aware of myself this time, so I cant hurt any of you.

<golden horns form, nails become claws, a long tail grows, voice becomes deeper>

I want to join you Necromancer G
(*evil grin*)

So I am in no danger of getting killed by my own Uncle if I talk to Dezi?
Oh good,
I am still going to take over Atlantis however.

I welcome you alex2avs


I feel something else...

<a black aura appears around me finally followed by a black angel halo appearing over my head>

YAY!! Black Halo!!
That looks awesome!!!

Welcome Alex.
Just listen to what your Boss says and DO NOT attack any of us or my army and everybody elses.

thats right only i can attack the boss.

.......dont even try it josh

CALM DOWN!!!
Look, everyone shouting and getting stressed is not good for Dezi!
You should know this Uncle!
Most of you are older than me so all of you should know this as well!

Hmm...so...where's my army ?

your right, Dez is sleeping right now. I would hate it if she were to wake up right now, so please keep it down.

You have to make your own, although I have openings in my army.
You can be a soldier or a general.
Siege has been taken by Spyro however but I have a feeling he is leaving the army soon so that might be open.
There are avaliable:
- Air Raiders
- Foot Soldiers
- Elite - Taken by me
- Scouts

welcome Alex


you have to make it yourself. Me and Aaron are the only ones with armys (minus the boss)) so far.

I'll take the Air Riders
what weapons they have ,by the way ?

i chose not to have an army because i don't like giving orders

I now want a list of our army's...by what kind of troops we have and what weapons we also have.

from me no troops and no weapons.

Air Raiders it is then. They tend to have swords that they use when they fly down and slit the enemies throats.

Also this is for you boss:
Air Raiders - Explained above
Foot Soldiers - They don't need anything for they are simple heartless. They engluf your heart and have claws. The nobodies have claws also.
Siege - They have just brute force to take down anything in their path.
Elite - They are the elite heartless. For example Ansem. They all have their own tastes.
Scouts - They have no weapons apart from their bite. They are just used to find out enemies.

You josh will take command of a special tactics and rescue squad or... S.T.A.R.S

OT> couldnt resist using something from resident evil

Resident Evil FTW!!!
Especially number 2 and 3!
They were the best!!

heres mine;


Deathknight soldiers with swords, axes, maces
Dark Cleric equipt with unholy symbols and giant Mauls and dark magic
Necromancers with Necromantic stuff
Black Guards riding on Horses equipt with Lances, Swords and sheilds
Shadow Rangers equipt with Bone Bows and Arrows, with short swords and daggers

and my elite
Elite Dracolich Flying Black gaurds with lances and swords
Elite Dracolich Flying Shadow Rangers, bows and crossbows
Elite Dracolich Flying Dark Clerics with Dark magic Mauls and unholy symbols

then 4 generals, a Dark cleric, Necromancer, Black Guard and Shadow Ranger.

And my Dracolich mount

I am the god of Warfare and Bloodshed after all

what am i supposed to do with these guys?

What god can I be ? huh ? huh?

Your like the secret service Josh...you even get cool vehicles and weapons...but yours also flys



alex2avs, the ingredient used for the special homunculi needed for that are gone from this dimension.