"screams"HE'S GONNA KILL US ALL!!!

*looks up at roof*
Your paying for that!!!

*ahem*

what do you want then?

*yawn*

party????, battle???? whats happening,and why all the secrecy?

Good Boss: Im here to shed some light on your situation...I am the original boss..holy and evil. He was a part of me that loved another besides Lily and I cast him from my body. I dont care if you start another family, just dont try anything with mine. He is very evil though and unholy.

<teleports away>

ok, that was weird.

and the point of his visit was what?

I'm confused, and hungry...I have this wierd craving for oysters

My love I have to tell you something wonderful.

<pulls Dez to the side where no one can hear>

SAY WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, No way, THis is all my fault,I should never have........
*poof,vanishes*

and your point is?

and why didn't you just teleport in here?! insted of braking our roof!!... b@st@rd

boss i think dezi is pissed at you...

Actually, it was my all fault.....

well at least the good you didn't kill us!

I hope Dez can forgive me

yeah next time use protection



if he had tried anything i would opened a rift somewhere... probably moving him into the heart of a black hole somewhere faaaaar off

sooo what happens now?

We must now expand the castle and surrounding town to better suit us.

thats boring.

can't we get one of our minions to do it?

I mean pose for our minions so we can get statues made for our temples.

hmm my ego isn't that big but i'll do it anyway.

*poses with one hand upraised, middle fingure up and the other hand holding scythe across shoulder*

heh
now how long do i have to stay like this? my foots ichy!

Hey boss since your going to fight your good side.I think it's a good idea to increase your power.No duh?.Well yes,BUT what about dragon power.Listen,i need you to create a planet 10 times bigger then Jupiter.Then i will recreate the dragon race.You see...

[eyes fill with tears]

..the planet where my race lived was destroyed by the humans with the help of SG.I am probably the last dragon in existence.When i recreate the dragons,we will greatly increase your power.Believe me this might turn the tides when you fight the good bo..wait should i even call the guy boss.Only the evil Garrett gets to be called "boss".Right boss?

*glances over at pet dracolich*

erm yeah... it was all SG1's faulty

well I cant wait to see my statue

<sprouts 4 wings but something doesnt seem right>

THAT HURT...oh well time for these minions to start my statue.

hmm?!

<on one of the black angel wings, there is a small white feather>

hey look a white feather!!
don't worry boss i'll take care of that for you...
*pulls out black spray can*
hold still
*sprays feather black*

There we go...hmm?

<paint falls off and another feather next to it turns white then a white spot appears on one of my black devil wings>

HOLY CRAP!

well that obviously wasn't going to work... and i think i might of made it worse.

i think holy crap is the right definition for this boss...

what should we do...

how about we get Aaron to blast you with pure shadows?

will that work?

i know what the probablem is! you haven't been doing enough evilness! you have spent to much time 'studying' and 'researching' and 'studying with Dezi'

I must go now

<moments later a howl of disbelief can be heard>

Im somehow whole again.

...
*yells*
when that holy version of you must of done something when he came crashing through the roof!!
the sneaky bastard!

we have to fix this!!!

well at least its still you in charge. not him

I should have known better, my body regenerates any wound...so then couldnt my soul do the same thing?

I have returned my lord.

dunno boss, its your soul

hmm how about we go hunt down the good side of you?

I'm sure our combined power is more then enough to beat him.

shouldn't that heal you?
if not it would be fun and save time later on.

say the words and i'll start making preperations

Lookin good Dezi.

<boss then grabs at nothing and begins to talk>

What do you think your doing, magically changing my wings color?

Gnome: I didnt want you to turn into that corrupted evil crusnik for of yours, Dont kill me!

Too late, it only works on me once

<kills gnome and wing color turns back to black>

Your looking beautiful my love.

evil boss is back!or are you?prove to us that you are evil!

I just killed a peace loving, sickening cute gnome by biting his head off and spitting it out.

so that's not evil.anyone having a bad day would do that.do something really evil!

<destroys the planet of cute orphans>

Evil enough for you?

nope some people might see that as an act of mercy.i bet most of those kids couldn't take care of themselfs.

The 4 million souls of those orphans and their caretakers are now being tortured for the rest of eternity

how are you torturing them?what one person thinks as torture another person might enjoy the same thing.

Do you think a bunch of children enjoy torture?

They are being tortured in hell right now.

eh.still not evil enough for me.you're going to have to try harder.

<smiles>

If you dont believe me I can execute you myself to prove Im evil

would you really?do really hate me that much?

No I dont hate you that much but trust me, I AM EVIL!

so you do hate me i knew it .and i know you're evil otherwise i would have to kill you

what I meant to say was I dont hate you, you just P%$ me off alot

yeah i get that alot.it's nearly impossible to like me.

But still your like our comic relief here

and it's a service i'm happy to provide

and a lot of the time your also funny as hell, like when you screamed when my holy side came in through the roof

that is the first time in a very long time that anyone has complimented me on purpose "or at least that i can remember" .thank you.and i honestly thought we would have to fight your good side

I am also going to change my look so I totally resemble one of my incarnations

why? what good would that do?