okay when did i become a fertilizer delivery boy? Fester feel free to have the zombies help you obtain any occult items that you need.and i'm going to need a warehouse that can store 5 60feet tall....thingamajiggers ..yeah thingamajiggers, lets go with that

josh900, take my warehouse DEEP UNDER SKULL ISLAND, WITHIN THE CAVERNS OF GRIEEEEEFFFFFFF. Here's the key. And thanks for the zombie loan. G man, I've got the Holey Grail, Graeme the Sword, GoldLeaf Apples and the Spear of Destiny's Child (the band not the immortal). It'll take some time for me to get the real things, but these COMPLETELY GENUINE artificats* should be just as good....... as long as you don't want to be a very high being.











*artifcats are fine. sometimes there even rarer than artifacts. true story

did any one see those toad stools, Josh your zombies didn't eat them??? did they???

Didn't we have someone working on transmuting lead to gold? I'm sure that once that guy figures it out we can at least turn apples to gold and get that one off the shopping list. I know you went to a lot of trouble to get the gold leaf ones Fester, but I think transmutated ones will be heavier, thus more useful in the cannon.

We do have a cannon right?

And I think I saw one of those toad stools eating a zombie. I may have been hallucinating a bit. The Salsamagig isn't working quite as expected yet.

more than likely dez.
and what kind of cannon do you need rhs88

darn it, muzzel those things or something,and keep them away from my garden,I'm going to make something special for all of you!*rubs hands together,walks away giggleing*

i don't like the sound of that. remind me to never accept anything from you. why don't you just build a fence around your garden that always works for me (they don't know how to climb over things)

Good news! The movie execs have taken the bait. Now we just have to sit back and give it some time.

@Dez: My minions aren't going to have alot to do until we're ready to move into the next phase. I'de be happy to loan them to you for a while. I give them bi-weekly savage beatings to enforce strict discipline, so I can promise they won't eat any of your ingredients.

Well, the Alchemist turned himself into cheese, so we're going to have to fetch a new one. And he was so close, the explosions from down the corridor were sounding really promising.... ah well. And also, the goldleaf apples were just oranges covered in candy wrappers, so they probably wouldn't have worked. My cannon hasn't worked since RickytheCat ate all Dezi's plants and thought he could reach the moon through explosive means. How wrong he was. At least the reconstructive surgery went well, although he really unnerves me when he sticks to walls.

In the movie I wish to be played by either Danny DeVito, Morgan Freeman or Sigourney Weaver. WHAT DO YOU MEAN BROAD SPECTRUM??????

then please have them erect a fense around my precious plants,Josh's minions have no manners..of course they have no brains either aha ha. Maybe giant venus fly traps and pitcher plants...hmmmm, that might work...

Can do. Would you like it electrafied?

sure,that way nothing gets in or out...heh heh heh

Done. I'll get them to use razor wire too.


What kind of cheese? Swiss? Provolone perhaps?

Cottage Cheese, unfortunately. It's not a pretty sight.

Everything seems to be a mess right now. But Good news everyone, we maybe able to open a portal to hell soon once I get quantum physics correct. It also seems my idea of taking over the porn industry while putting subliminal message into it went unnoticed.

so subtle, it hurts.

mmm, spank me daddy!
ahem...razor wire is an excellent idea jojo,the thought of someone trying to enter and then the blood,the screams...is it warm in here???

How about rusty electrified razor wire. Of course it wouldnt stop this guy

Rusty,shiny, as long as it cuts deep, Wanna try this new mushroom I grew??

Sounds interesting. Is it a hallucinogen or an aphrodisiac?

Lets just say that it will set you free!...here!

Sounds good to me

(*pokes head through conference-room door*)

Umm... hey, people?
I'm not entirely sure just what's going on with the boss, but he's down the hall in the t-junction with Corridor #3, spinning in little circles in his motor-chair, and he keeps singing the chorus to Allman Brothers' Whipping Post, over and over.

I just got him to sign-off on a salary-increase request and three expense-account vouchers I'd been holding onto... if you're quick, you might be able to do likewise. Just approach him slowly with a big smile, and try not to get your toes too close to the chair-wheels. Good luck, and Sheila will be covering me for next-week's meeting... I will be investigating potential base locations in Cancun for a few days, thank-you-very-much!

so this is the perfect time to do him in ?great, if he bites it i wont have a job anymore.okay for his protection(and ours) i'm locking down corridor 3.

Good news everyone! Dez's mushrooms will be a hit. Im ok now, but I've seem to lost my pants. But other than that I need occult items to complete some personal objectives of mine. And the idea of turning lead into gold, we should also try to make platinum as well or plutonium for bombs.

oh, your pants..ummm,there in my lounge, I a...we um..... oh and thanks for the new mercedes too!

Hmm, thats why I must be so tired then. Our first city to take over is Amsterdam. Hope everyone likes the first choice.

OT> Dez, I saw that your near lake michigan in your profile. Im from Michigan originally.

And how exactly are we going to take over Amsterdamn?

Are we going to use the mushrooms and whatnot or are we going to make that plutonium and that and bomb it?

Its quite simple. We use dez's mushrooms coupled with a mind control serum.

I will inconveniently be there trying to persuade people to stay away from the mushrooms and rather go look at the demon shaped chocolates.

It seems we have to capture you haloror and brainwash you into joining us.

Amsterdam and mushrooms go hand in hand
Oh, and whomever keeps taking my panties, please stop,I'm running out.Just ask



cool.

(cough) (cough) How is the Lunar Base plans coming along everyone.

Your panties? Who would do a thing like that? (Hastily presses something into his back pocket)

It seems you and I got something in common, haloror.

(but those arent dez's)

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look how my babae's are growing...I'll call them triffids

Those mushrooms look utterly revolting. Just the type of thing an evil mastermind like Dez would come up with.

As for recruiting me, you're gonna have to work real hard to accomplish that.

How about pretty please you join us!

1 the luna base is going great it should be completed soon
2 with the recent succes of dez's mushrooms i've decided to no longer give out the zombifide candy i'm moving on to a diffrent project
3 here are some of your panties back dez a group of the zombies were wearing them saying that "they made them feel pretty"

ughhhhyyyy, ummm,give them to someone else, theres like body parts in some!

okay i'll just burn them, unless someone wants to buy them. starting bid's 5 dollars

I find this topic quite silly. There are many people who want to rule the world, but what you need to do is get off your arse and do something. The world is not just going to give in to you because you feel like it.

yes it will!

Quite silly!? Damn. Im sure that some, like me, have been trying very hard for full-on Silly. Come on, folks. We need to up our Silly.

... and my arse is so full of folks visiting all the time, that it just wont budge.

I bid £ 10. To start. Washable, d?

You two make me laugh!

Wont speak for dezi, but some of us just try to spread a little Silly to brighten up a rather grim world. Dont worry. Its only a little bit contagious. You could probably recover quite quickly, and return to full-on Grim.

Good news everyone. There will be a monkey sword fight soon for entertainment.

Banananana swords?!!!!

yes there washable



little monkeys or big ones? wanna pet my monkey?


True, the world needs more laughter, my sweet babae!

How did this topic start out? It's become a rather silly but ridiculously fun topic.