Full Version: Ending or taking over the World
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i'll set some death knights watching them. i doubt they could entice the undead
good thinking jntk.now what boss?
Well now we....?!
<Saya comes running in, hugging Josh>
Josh, some monsters are after me.
....Josh....what is Saya doing here?!
<Saya comes running in, hugging Josh>
Josh, some monsters are after me.
....Josh....what is Saya doing here?!
yeah josh. i could of sworn i stranded her on that deserted planet
apparently monsters are after her.
....I mean....why...is she...HUGGING YOU!
yeah well their not now their is no way that monsters can get on our ship...
i'm gonna put some of my death knights on partol
maybe she is in love with josh, boss?
i'm gonna put some of my death knights on partol
maybe she is in love with josh, boss?
oh-- well uh- - you see --uh --what i mean is --that uhhh--err--well---yeah--you know---errr-yeah---right.----who wants sandwiches?
.....Are you in love with Josh?
...Yes
<portal opens and swallows saya>
That took her back home
...Yes
<portal opens and swallows saya>
That took her back home
"runs away"don't kill me!!!!
<stretchy arm grabs Josh>
...Im not going to kill you, if I find out you hurt her in any way I will.
...Im not going to kill you, if I find out you hurt her in any way I will.
i would never hurt any of your family sir unless you told me to."looks at stretchy arm"man that's weird.
You all forgot that I can shapeshift?
well you have so many powers it's kind of hard to keep up with them all.and you can let go of me now.
the only time Josh would hurt your family boss is if he accidently does it while hes in his destructive mood.
boss you can shapeshift?
boss you can shapeshift?
but i'm always in a destructive mood.
Why, yes I can. Its quite easy really for me. My father was the creator of evil...but I killed him when he threatened to kill my family. But back to business, tonight is all you can eat NIGHT!
ok i'll rephrase it.
the only time Josh would hurt your family boss is if he accidently does it when he is blowing up planets that we are standing on
all you can eat night? are you trying to fatten us up?
first you summon thousands of bottles of japanese rice wine now its all you can eat.
the only time Josh would hurt your family boss is if he accidently does it when he is blowing up planets that we are standing on
all you can eat night? are you trying to fatten us up?
first you summon thousands of bottles of japanese rice wine now its all you can eat.
no thanks boss.i've got the feeling that my food is poisoned.
your amulets protect you from all poisons, remember. Besides this is a FEAST!
oh yeah i forgot about that .okay were's the food?
The food is over there. Now I must go so the elder gods for some enlightenment.
(The elders gods are...the Moderators and staff)
(The elders gods are...the Moderators and staff)
the food was good boss, thanks.now before you decide to hurt me, i'll be going.
[still sitting in the corner on a chair,still a little upset about not getting to come to the amazon planet]
Bah,I'll go inspect the prisoners...
[walks away]
[hits head on ceiling]
ARGH.Damn it.I wish the boss could make this base a bit bigger.
[goes into human form]
There that's better.Now for those prisoners...
Bah,I'll go inspect the prisoners...
[walks away]
[hits head on ceiling]
ARGH.Damn it.I wish the boss could make this base a bit bigger.
[goes into human form]
There that's better.Now for those prisoners...
Woo!! Feast!!
I am sending some of this to my shadow realm for safe keepings!
*Opens Portal*
*Pushes tables of food inside*
There we go!
Now to eat!
*Scoffs face full of food that no man can imagine*
I am sending some of this to my shadow realm for safe keepings!
*Opens Portal*
*Pushes tables of food inside*
There we go!
Now to eat!
*Scoffs face full of food that no man can imagine*
<ship suddenly gets bigger, enough to easily fit a dragon>
Spyro...
<throws a beautiful amazon princess his way, looking afraid of the boss>
It is a gift
Spyro...
<throws a beautiful amazon princess his way, looking afraid of the boss>
It is a gift
Thanks for the headroom boss.
[catches amazon]
Woaw thanks again boss.
[turns his attention to the amazon]
You and me are going to my room...
Thanks boss,I owe you one.
[catches amazon]
Woaw thanks again boss.
[turns his attention to the amazon]
You and me are going to my room...
Thanks boss,I owe you one.
Can we go and take over another planet?
I have trained the nobodies and want them to have a little battle instead of letting the heartless do it all.
I have trained the nobodies and want them to have a little battle instead of letting the heartless do it all.
We need to conquer a planet with many people so we can sacrifice them...
But where boss?
Also if you want to sacrifice them, can I send my heartless in to take their hearts?
We can then sacrifice the heartless, cause remember, for every heart consumed in darkness, a heartless is born.
*Whispers to boss*
That why I have heartless and nobody of Josh, Spyro, Jntk and Dezi.
If you want the Dezi heartless or nobody, just let me know
Also if you want to sacrifice them, can I send my heartless in to take their hearts?
We can then sacrifice the heartless, cause remember, for every heart consumed in darkness, a heartless is born.
*Whispers to boss*
That why I have heartless and nobody of Josh, Spyro, Jntk and Dezi.
If you want the Dezi heartless or nobody, just let me know
...They cant be at full power if they are separated like that, besides the amulet wont allow them to be that way if they didnt chose to be.
...We need these to be blood sacrifices.
...We need these to be blood sacrifices.
I hope all this food is organically grown!!
All the food is magically preserved so it will never go bad. I prepared all of it myself.
good. So you can cook too. A man of many talents
What would you expect from a man who is ***** years old.
(I almost revealed how old my char is!)
(I almost revealed how old my char is!)
I am going to the shadow realm. We are going to consume some more planets....
I will send the sacrifices to you Boss.
*Opens Shadow Portal*
Come Warriors!
*Thousands of warriors follow out of portal*
Consume this planet and send the inhabitants to the sacrificial deck.
I will send the sacrifices to you Boss.
*Opens Shadow Portal*
Come Warriors!
*Thousands of warriors follow out of portal*
Consume this planet and send the inhabitants to the sacrificial deck.
The place of sacrificing will be this aztec pyramid. The blood will drained done into a room in which only I can access. The bodys will be buried under my new castle wall to make it hold up forever.
They are working on it at the moment boss.
You should have some sacrifices ready there already.
More will come.
*Transforms in to heartless form*
I am going in......
You should have some sacrifices ready there already.
More will come.
*Transforms in to heartless form*
I am going in......
Where's my handmaidens you promised me???
Here they are.
<brings in 100 amazon woman and the amazon queen>
And as a bonus, if you defeat this amazon queen, these amazons will follow your every command no matter what!
<brings in 100 amazon woman and the amazon queen>
And as a bonus, if you defeat this amazon queen, these amazons will follow your every command no matter what!
What do you mean if!!!! Careful love, My claws are beginning to show!
I mean if you dont have plans for her yourself, ie: torture, target practice, sacrificing, plant fertilizer
hmmm, ok!
I need to show you something, love.
<opens mysterious portal and shows a beautiful new dimension/universe>
I created it myself, in that dimension, I am the supreme deity
<opens mysterious portal and shows a beautiful new dimension/universe>
I created it myself, in that dimension, I am the supreme deity
Boss, how many more sacrifices do you want?
The temple is getting quite full.
The temple is getting quite full.
What is the count now?
A few hundred million are in there.
Also before you sacrifice them, or after, can I get my heartless to consume their hearts or are they needed for the ritual?
Also before you sacrifice them, or after, can I get my heartless to consume their hearts or are they needed for the ritual?
QUOTE(Necromancer G @ Sep 20 2008, 11:52 AM) 
I need to show you something, love.
<opens mysterious portal and shows a beautiful new dimension/universe>
I created it myself, in that dimension, I am the supreme deity
<opens mysterious portal and shows a beautiful new dimension/universe>
I created it myself, in that dimension, I am the supreme deity
Good, I shall sit by your side!
Excellent, I am over joyed to hear you response.
<turns to aaron>
Now, the first step to my ultimate ritual is complete. Now we must build a giant castle/temple and have the bodys used as building materials for it.
<turns to aaron>
Now, the first step to my ultimate ritual is complete. Now we must build a giant castle/temple and have the bodys used as building materials for it.
I shall get the nobodies to do that for you boss!
*Summons builder Nobodies*
Build the boss his castle and if he doesn't like it......
*Summons builder Nobodies*
Build the boss his castle and if he doesn't like it......
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