I'd ask random people in the streets for rumours.
I'd pick random plants to raise my alchemy level.
I'd write a cheat code on the top of my exam papers.
I'd jump up and down on the spot to raise my acrobatics level.
I'd pick a fight with a police officer. No worries - I can load my previous save!

What would you do? 5 each please.

Be creative people!

Actually, don't limit yourself to 5, do as many as you like.

I'd freak out and hide inside my house.
I'd buy a suit of steel armor, just because I can.
I'd go insane while picking plants and end up being killed by a rat hiding in the grass.
I'd stay as far away from dangerous caves as humanly possible.
I'd be obsessed with collecting shiny Varla Stones.
I'd try to show people how to have a normal conversation.
I'd read every book in the world.

Lockpick at futureshop
Gather up some soul gems, capture some souls to enchant a dagger with some heavy magic to cut some cheddar and make a sandwich.

I'd also push the adoring fan down a hill while duplicating swords....
o, and a definate console command to sexchange and walk around without a head for a bit until i reload hahaha

....become the elf warrior bitch from hell.....

Live a quiet life in a remote section of the deep woods where no one would fine me.

If I were magically teleported to the world of Tamriel in Real Life, this is what I'd do (in order)

1. Crap my pants.
2. Find a magical spell to change underwear.
3. Never sleep for fear of leveling up which makes potential enemies stronger.
4. Figure out a way to make money and buy the best armor / weapons (without ever leaving Imperial City)
5. Probably become the best rat exterminator Imperial City has ever seen.

Open a pub possibly in Chorrol, maybe turn into and inn eventually,
Steal Shadowbanish wine from forts,
Make a vineyard close to town,
Get Skeleton Key,
Get ring with reflect damage,
Close an Oblivion Gate, (...yeah right.)
Get a Summon Clannfear spell,
And probably last would be...
...get an ayleid ruin cleared out so I can live there.

Join the Mages Guild
Train
Train some more
Become a Master Destruction/Illusionist
Raid every Ayleid ruin I find for Welkynd Stones
Set them up in my Cheydinhal Home.








Oh wait, I did that already ^_^

Upstsirs



Downstaris - Right



Downstairs - Left



Bedroom

thats what i was gonna say lol exept it would be in a snow mountain

I would open a chocolate shop. Have noticed a gap in the market, in Tamriel, for chocolates.

Then I would spend all day giving pleasure , chocolate pleasure, to all the customers who would flock there in. Especially the barely clad, stunning Tamriel women. And i wouldn't mind if they started putting on a bit of weight, because of their increased chocolate intake. Some of them need feeding up.

I would get to chat with the customers. Even chat up some of the customers... the aforementioned barely clad stunners...and maybe even some of the guys, if dressed by slof. Though i wouldn't limit my chatting up to just the stunners of whichever sex, and none. Even the old beggar women need a bit of friendly affection some times.

And when I shut up my shop for the day, I would run and run throughout the land. Perhaps with a friendly wolf, or two, nipping at my heels.

Then, feeling tired and righteous, I would just have a float, on my back, in one of the small bodies of inland water. And look at the moon. With, or without, company.

There endeth a perfect day.

I would kill everybody in my attempt to get back to reality. Because you know oblivion is one of the few games where you can kill everybody, ( that isnt quest important.) And then even so you can screw up some quests that way.

Let me rephrase that......................I would pick enough alchemy ingriediants to make 1,000 Strong health potions. I would travel to the imperial city, Attack the first gaurd i see, Kill him, maybe drink a potion ( cause i dont play on easy kiddies, i like to die unexpectadly, ) and start systamatically ridding the land of Cyrodill of All the people that werent important to me becoming the great Champion of Cyrodil. Then i would travel to The Shivering isles and instead of going through all that stuff to become a god, i would just take him out the moment i found him. By then i should have about 225 potions left. After i go back to cyrodill i just rename them potions of Viagra and sell them to the old bums on the street for the coin i gave them so i could become the king of thieves. And after that, well i think i would make the first cyrodill party guild in every city, almost always next to those hot chicks in the mages guilds. And i would party away and that would be it. My luck though i would probably be killed by a fricken Ogre or mountain lion before i could even get the stuff for potions though. And if it was real, well...........I would die and go to oblivion, Take that over too, and bring forth a horde of dremora not even a champion of cyrodill could stop. But we wouldn't kill anybody. just run around scaring children and old people. And then i would dwell in oblivion for the rest of eternity, in a good mood cause i got to scare old people.

do the people look like in vanilla oblivion? then id kill myself for the lack of beautiful gals...

grow some skooma
open a house of earthly delights
build a bathroom in there
if i have some time between all that watching my beautiful dancers and smoking skooma id try to build myself an assault rifle and take over the world - if thats not possible id try to learn the arcane secrets of magic which should be easy to achieve with my skooma induced spirituality ...
sacrifice some argonians to the daedra and pray for addons to expand my empire and see new places...
travel the world with one of the vessels in anvils harbour...
visit akavir
make love with azura
befriend sheogorath cause hes prolly the funniest bloke around...

What??? That is the reason why Cyrodiilic Brandy and Skooma exists.

i was talking about smoking to gain spirituality not to become blind lol...

That about summed it up for me on the 2nd thoughts.

Not in order-
If real life were like Oblivion.

1.Say Console-TCL to enact Ghost-Mode, fly into a car and pretend its really GTA 4 world.
2. Cry "Come On!" if I see a giant solid gold eye while sneaking and no one is around.
3 Create a suit of invisibility and sneak into the Playboy mansion.
4. Item dupe a 100$ about a 100,000,000 times,then dupe that till I can buy Canada.
5. Master Illusion or some other magic and go up to David Copperfield and say "Now what,bi***!"

If I were transported to a real Tamierel.

1. I would piss into one of those big central chapel bowls for the nine divines shouting "Sheogorath Rules!!!"
2. Con some hot maidens to sleep with me claiming since there is no kiddies we have to do it for the survival of humanity.
3. Play "Patty cake" with a clanfer.
4. Open up a donut shop for the guards,bout time some one finally finds away to kill them.Little hint "Sprinkles"
5. Take some some steroids with me,level with me now Bi***s!

LOL!
Oh, for life's simple pleasures!


As for me, I'd do some investigative reporting to compete with the Blackhorse Courier.
First subject: What is "beef" and where does it really come from?
Followup: Ham--what the Elder Council doesn't want you to know.
Special Report: Looming famine; Too many mouths, not enough farms; "Soon we'll all be eating horses!" says anonymous stable hand.
Science: Invasive slaughterfish and the decline of the Nibenean bass.
Lifestyle: Where have all the children gone? Mage's Guild at heart of looming disaster!

how will you "hold" the sigil stone?

for the first 2 days, i'll be stunned (going around, saying WTF!!?)
I'll make some childs (wait for me cyrodill girls!!! ) (I am the maker of the future cyrodill )
and when i have some guts, i'll go outside the Imp. city (and run inside in the moment )
fast travel to cities, saying "player.additem F "insert number here" and buy everything
maybe joining the dark brotherhood (Gorgon-style killing!!) and murdering the defenseless
there is a rule which says "two family generations can't live in the same time)(expections again but there are three only)
i'll buy every summon spell and go back to real world and cause CHAOS.

Edit&P.S:
Can we select mods before we go? Or we go into our tamriel world which we play? Or the vanilla tamriel?
poo, i need to sleep (GMT +3 here)

1 laugh, almost to the death
2 when i reallise it isent a dream i will go to imperial city and kick a watchman in the balls
3 go to jail
4 take the prison clothes and make a rope with them
5 hang myself.. and come to athurius.

never go to the washroom
never shower
sleep without covers
go to dungeons and get confused about which one im in cus they all loook tge same
find forts and find that they also look the same
trying to please people by admiring, boasting, joking and whatever the other one is
Have the urge to not have sex
walk around in the city with weapons
somehow holding 20tons of goods in my non existent backpack which is invisible
can see my state of health in a bar
Magic
walk in underpopulated cities
find random treasures
able to somehow type thing in a console and get stuff from nowhere
more comming soon....

I'd probably say WTF then go oooooh cr@p, what level am I and where the heck am I. I'd then travel to the nearest inn collecting alchemy reagents along the way and wait for a traveling merchant to come by that is selling a amulet of water walking. I'd then hide in his room and rob him while he's sleeping. I'd put the amulet on and travel to the IC via the safest roads in tamriel, the lakes and rivers. Once in the IC I'd go to the arcane university and learn as much magic as possible, culminating in the creation of a new midas magic spell "Open Gate to Earth". Upon returning to earth I will live out my life as a simple janitor who moonlights as a all powerful god-mage freedom fighter at night. I would mosly help and heal the innocent at first but slowly over time become corrupted and crazed by power lust as I saw how easy it is to over power the puny humans of this world. It would probably start with the summoning a Balrog in the corporate headquarters of some company I don't like, then it would just get worse from there to the annihilation of small thrid world countrys. To finally the desruction of every major city on the planet and enslavement of all the remaining living creatures so that I can harvest their souls to power my ring of personality 100pts, aaaahh the only thing that really matters in the world.

To seduce Martin Septim, and have his love child.

Har, har

I don't think you can have orgasms in oblivion.....yet...

Oh you can, It requires a bit of photoshop for the gooey detail, One of AlienSlof's pictures had it.

My back yard is over an acre in size. What I would give to be able to walk out to my back yard with a keyboard...hit "~tg" and have my grass instantly mown!! Oh god that would be great.

Collect skulls.

Big pile.

Open a bordello

yea but not in like Real oblivion, oblivion orgasms would be.... nasty in all its HDR-ness

Dezdi... you do realize that i am still standing on a chair over in your newbie thread, right? You carry on like that and i am likely to have a serious fall, which at my age could be fatal.

And will you be doing discounts for OAP'S? Or take chocolate in exchange?

I'd pretend to be innocent and lost young girl, wait until some bad people take me in to do something terrible to me or lure them to a secluded dark place, and then rip their throats off, drink their blood, feast on their hearts and throw what is left of them to dogs. I don't like bad people.

Goodness gracious! You're not planning on working in Dezdi's bordello are you, by any chance? Might just stick to the chocolatier-ing if you are.

No, I don't like bordellos either

Then...have a chocolate ... my treat. You'll be feeling the need for something sweet, after all that throat tearing.

Mmm... blood?

A usual byproduct of any serious trauma to the throat, or so I have been led to understand. Hence the offer of a chocolate. Nothing worse than old blood hanging around clogging up your taste buds. Get that down you girl! You'll thank me later.

But I like blood

Sarya, I didn't realize you were so dark . I think I'm going keep my nose clean when I'm around you.

Dark semi-sweet please.And of course blood spillers and children are not allowed into my chocolate bordello
It's strictly adult and those that act and think like them too

I ever tell you my real life name is Martin Septim ?

so..there is another heir after all...and who said all hope was lost?

...and for dog's sake, carah, never have a nose bleed around her.

Then I think that you and I may be able to do some business. You give me the monopoly franchise on the chocolate front and i'll give you... this chair. I think i'm done with it. And anyway, i feel a nose bleed coming on, what with the height i have been lingering at. Which, with some around here, could be a fatal malady.
Put her there!

sounds like a deal----Partner

Carah, what's wrong about being dark? Besides, you're not a bad person, so you've got nothing to fear, honest

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Dark semi-sweet please.And of course blood spillers and children are not allowed into my chocolate bordello
It's strictly adult and those that act and think like them too
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Then I think that you and I may be able to do some business. You give me the monopoly franchise on the chocolate front and i'll give you... this chair. I think i'm done with it. And anyway, i feel a nose bleed coming on, what with the height i have been lingering at. Which, with some around here, could be a fatal malady.
Put her there!
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sounds like a deal----Partner
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Okay... so ... you will do the bordello side of things ..and i will do the catering...well..chocolating. Just so no one gets the wrong idea about the division of labour in your establishment. People can be very quick to criticize when they expect someone like you ...and i show up covered in chocolate stains. And I'm not going through that again. Ever.
And i have some interesting ideas ...shall we call them novelty chocolate items...that you might want me to run past you. Could be very popular with your clientelle. By the way, will it be quite an exclusive clientelle? Dont fancy sharing my creations with riff raff. These are hand crafted items I'm talking about here.

Phew!

That's good to here, and there is nothing wrong with being dark, it keeps life interesting.

... and a corrupt preist you would be, just the way I like them.

Especially if it's chocolate. Did you receive my catalogue yet, c. ?

Carah, I'm glad to hear that...
Now, what was this topic about?