Welcome to the NEXUS! I think you'll find that we're a pretty helpful bunch and if you've any computer questions, you need only ask. Now then, I don't believe you've seen:
The Ten Commandments of NEXUS1)
NEVER mention Cthulhu. To do so is to invoke
'The Golden Touch of Death' from Lord Slythers Golden hand.
2)
NEVER demean the The_Terminators fishy-sticks.
3) Fear the grues
4)Don't feed Bob(You'll see him eventually, I'm sure)
5)Worship Lisnpuppy, Queen of the Snow Arena and Goddess of the NEXUS(or suffer disembowelment)
6) Have SPAM and don't Fun!(Accept SPAM only from Gman)
7) Kneel before the awesome might of.....Freddy's Accordian.
NEVER attempt to encourage sanity
9)Praise the Pies!!!
and last but not least
10) Embrace the insanity( for you shall see little of anything else

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Welcome again.