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Gamerbird
I live in Bromsgrove in the midlands, I was just wondering if anyone else lives in the midlands and if so which part and do you like it?

In my opinion I hate my area, it is full of chavs, crime, and has nothing to do for kids and teenagers. Also I hardly know anyone there and I have lived there all of my life! True half of them are chavs but still. So do any of you live in the Midlands, England and what are your views?
Michlo
QUOTE(Gamerbird @ Jun 10 2008, 09:39 AM) *
I live in Bromsgrove in the midlands, I was just wondering if anyone else lives in the midlands and if so which part and do you like it?

In my opinion I hate my area, it is full of chavs, crime, and has nothing to do for kids and teenagers. Also I hardly know anyone there and I have lived there all of my life! True half of them are chavs but still. So do any of you live in the Midlands, England and what are your views?


My only experience of the Midlands (apart from a good mate/room-mate I had whilst living in Brighton who was from there) was the time the bloody idiots at British Rail got me stranded there on Xmas Eve whilst journeying from Brighton back home to Wallasey, Merseyside. heh. I had a 24 piece dinner service, gaming console and numerous other gifts and could barely walk for all of it. I couldn't find any hotels or what not and ended up spending the night in a police cell! smile.gif They were really nice to me and the next day I ended up having to hitch-hike (my one and only time and that was interesting, hitchiking Xmas day in the rain) but apart from that all I remember is tons of motorway and concrete.

Oh and don't you all have the worst accent for we Brits? wink.gif
Chesto
I live on the borders of Scouseland. And i, oddly enough, find a midland's accent to be disturbingly attractive. But then... I find many things disturbingly attractive.
Michlo
QUOTE(Chesto @ Aug 12 2008, 10:21 PM) *
I live on the borders of Scouseland. And i, oddly enough, find a midland's accent to be disturbingly attractive. But then... I find many things disturbingly attractive.


You poor bugger, on the borders of Scouseland but not quite there. I feel for you, mate. I'm sure my Mum would make you a cuppa if you popped over to Wallasey. smile.gif

And finding the Midlands accent attractive..... IS disturbing. hehe
tyreil829
QUOTE(Chesto @ Aug 13 2008, 06:21 AM) *
I live on the borders of Scouseland. And i, oddly enough, find a midland's accent to be disturbingly attractive. But then... I find many things disturbingly attractive.


chesto at it again


i travel to east and west midlands a lot every 9 months made my mark both places haha chavs learn to stay away from me

Carth Onasi
Gamerbird
I would actually prefer to live elsewhere than the Midlands. I hate it here!
Chesto
QUOTE(Michlo @ Aug 13 2008, 06:38 AM) *
QUOTE(Chesto @ Aug 12 2008, 10:21 PM) *
I live on the borders of Scouseland. And i, oddly enough, find a midland's accent to be disturbingly attractive. But then... I find many things disturbingly attractive.


You poor bugger, on the borders of Scouseland but not quite there. I feel for you, mate. I'm sure my Mum would make you a cuppa if you popped over to Wallasey. smile.gif

And finding the Midlands accent attractive..... IS disturbing. hehe

I find the scouse accent disturbingly attractive too, so, unless your Mum is in her 80s, best i dont take you up on your kind invite. Sometimes i just cant help myself. However , I find that very elderly ladies are quite immune to my very obvious charm ... as in, unsubtle. See right through me.
Michlo
QUOTE(Chesto @ Aug 14 2008, 08:19 AM) *
QUOTE(Michlo @ Aug 13 2008, 06:38 AM) *
QUOTE(Chesto @ Aug 12 2008, 10:21 PM) *
I live on the borders of Scouseland. And i, oddly enough, find a midland's accent to be disturbingly attractive. But then... I find many things disturbingly attractive.


You poor bugger, on the borders of Scouseland but not quite there. I feel for you, mate. I'm sure my Mum would make you a cuppa if you popped over to Wallasey. smile.gif

And finding the Midlands accent attractive..... IS disturbing. hehe

I find the scouse accent disturbingly attractive too, so, unless your Mum is in her 80s, best i dont take you up on your kind invite. Sometimes i just cant help myself. However , I find that very elderly ladies are quite immune to my very obvious charm ... as in, unsubtle. See right through me.



Hahahah, this made me chuckle. Well my Mum turns 60 in December and she would eat you alive so umm, make of that what you will. hehe
Chesto
Hmmm... just turned 60, perhaps a scouse accent...hmmm. Offer of tea! ...and it's been a while since Ive been eaten alive so.... No...no. Musn't. Shouldn't. ...but...well... ( to be continued...)
Michlo
QUOTE(Chesto @ Aug 15 2008, 03:17 AM) *
Hmmm... just turned 60, perhaps a scouse accent...hmmm. Offer of tea! ...and it's been a while since Ive been eaten alive so.... No...no. Musn't. Shouldn't. ...but...well... ( to be continued...)


sweat.gif
Chesto
QUOTE(Michlo @ Aug 16 2008, 02:37 AM) *
QUOTE(Chesto @ Aug 15 2008, 03:17 AM) *
Hmmm... just turned 60, perhaps a scouse accent...hmmm. Offer of tea! ...and it's been a while since Ive been eaten alive so.... No...no. Musn't. Shouldn't. ...but...well... ( to be continued...)


sweat.gif

Upon further consideration...I've just had a look at yer profile. If i had showed up for tea, and then things had gone pear shaped, you'd only come after me and beat on me or... something. Old fellas like me can take no end of being eaten alive, but...brittle bones, ya know...beating plays havoc with 'em
Regards to your Mum, anyway. Just tell her Im pining from afar. ...quite afar.
Michlo
QUOTE(Chesto @ Aug 15 2008, 11:17 PM) *
QUOTE(Michlo @ Aug 16 2008, 02:37 AM) *
QUOTE(Chesto @ Aug 15 2008, 03:17 AM) *
Hmmm... just turned 60, perhaps a scouse accent...hmmm. Offer of tea! ...and it's been a while since Ive been eaten alive so.... No...no. Musn't. Shouldn't. ...but...well... ( to be continued...)


sweat.gif

Upon further consideration...I've just had a look at yer profile. If i had showed up for tea, and then things had gone pear shaped, you'd only come after me and beat on me or... something. Old fellas like me can take no end of being eaten alive, but...brittle bones, ya know...beating plays havoc with 'em
Regards to your Mum, anyway. Just tell her Im pining from afar. ...quite afar.



Haha, well you're quite safe since I live 7000 miles away. Apparently you missed that part in my profile. heh. I live in Los Angeles. tongue.gif
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