I have a naibour that anoys the poo out of me!

Can you help me with some tips to anoy him back?

If you seriously want help we'd need to know rather more. Whose to say you aren't the initial annoyance from that post? Give us a few indications of how and why the neighbour is annoying. (Playing music at antisocially loud volumes, making excessive noise late at night, throwing rubbish into your garden etc.)

Correcting your spelling?

Sorry, had to say it.

Anyway, people who annoy, are often doing it for attention. By getting back at them, you may only make things worse for yourself. If they know it's bothering you, they will do it more. If you take action against them, they will do it more, and justify it based on that action. The real solution is often to change the situation. Become friends with them, share in those things you find annoying, and then help them realize something better and less annoying.

you should definitely 'grow up' and study more so you can at least spell the words. As to the neighbors .. (if you're not a troll and all this is real) be nice to them, try to be a friend and see what happens.

They are all alcoholics! drunk good for nothing idiots that stumbels around in peapoles gardens throwing upp everyvere!

And also im Norwegian so i realy dont give a ratt's ass about me writning corectly!

if you understand my topic why bother complaining.

Hey, Demetriuz, don't get excited. Many people on this forum don't have English as a first language. But you should not tell people you don't care a rat's arse about errors. Others have to make the effort to read what you write, so you should write it as well as your knowledge allows. As long as you do that you can ignore other people's complaints.

Anyway, you say the neighbours throw up in your (and maybe other people's) garden(s). Are they so drunk they don't know or care where they are, or are they sober enough to know not to do it in their own house/garden? I can think of several possible remedies but if you upset them could they get violent?

I don't know about Norway but in the UK a person can be arrested for being drunk AND DISORDERLY. (Being drunk is not a criminal offence unless you are driving AFAIK.)

You could sing at them. Perhaps if you sicked some proselytizers on them; about one a week ought to do it. Each time pick a different religion. Your post seemed to be on the humorous side so I responded rather flippantly. Sorry if that offends, but on a more serious note it sounds as if these people who annoy you may really need help.

First im sorry for saying i dont care i realy do care its just that iv had a realy bad day!

My friend almost got killed in an car accident but hes ok!

So again im sorry hope not eany of you got offended!

Forum etiquette is important, Demetriuz. We can accept that you're having a bad day, but don't take it out on us ..

check this out:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etiquette

What is a nabour? those people/thing from StarWars?

Hmm the best way to get even with your neighbors is... put some laxatives in their booze and see whats going on they would certainly stop throwing up... And of course kidnap their pets (If they have one) and sacrifice it to the Devil and send the bones back to them, of course dont forget to burn their place down or just do the simplest thing pick up a good tree branch, probably put it in water for two days or so so it would cause more damage, and hit them hard as hell

Enjoy

I take annoying neighbours very seriously. Specially Norwegian ones. I would suggest that, if their behaviour is way beyond any empathy you may have for their medical condition- alcoholism- then you get some electric cattle fencing and the electrical doohickey box that provides the current. Set the fencing- usually just a wire - up as a barrier between yourself and the annoying ones, set the current to enough of a jolt to get through to an addled brain that it is feeling some not inconsiderable discomfort, have a good back story to tell the cops about pesky Norwegian type nocturnal varmints or pests... then throw the switch. Sometimes one must be cruel to be kind. Mind you, their screams may be just as disturbing to your peace as their puking on your lawn is. Your call.

A cattleprod will work well also ...

Sounds cool i will try a electric fence.

But the police wont mind theyl just be laughing at electrified alcoholics:P

welcome to the darkside, steph...

Well...here in good old red neck country..

we put on our wifebeater shirt...go over to the neighbors and ask real nice like to stop puking in the Azaleas....and if they don't..we shoot them.

shooting is good. But you get a better quality screaming from good old electric cattle fencing. Or Prods, with a nod to Steph. And surely the screaming is what we're after in a deterrent, no?

I didn't say we Kill them...just shoot them...<smirk>

Are you from Texas??

West Virginia

Ok its just that when somebody talks about shooting peapole the Texans lies on the top
Everybody ar packing firepower there!

...can't Norwegians own personal guns?

We can own gun's but we need a promision from the commune!
The law says you cant own more then 4 guns and you have to have a clean record and taken a test! so that my neighbors cant buy guns, that will have been a masacre!

Ok here's the plan

Electric fence.
Airsoft gas mines
Paintball marker loaded with pepperballs


If there is something more you can come up with please reply

Guns in Norwegian communes!!!??? Always knew there was something dodgy about Norwegian hippies. Obviously should have tried harder getting beyond the whole blond viking babe in beads and face paint and nothing else thing. Would have explained why my 'love and peace' spiel went so very wrong so often. Or was that just me? Shaddap, Lisn!

...and really Dem... think you're going for overkill now... and that's just self-indulgence.