I would like someone to make a silver spatula that I can use as a weapon. Oh, I suppose a bit of preamble would be good in this situation. My friends and I love the fork of horripliation and we all think it would be awesome to use other kitchen utensils as weapons. So if someone would kindly make me a silver spatula (not a "normal" weapon of course) I would be extremely grateful.

You know, while you're at it, a tan trenchcoat would be a nice touch. Heck, any trench would be sweet, but I have a plan for this one.

I have a pooload of random clutter all ready and modded into weapons - only thing that lacks is someone adding all the models together in an esp and releasing it. You can have the files if you're up for the task? Should be fairly trivial, but time-consuming.

Sure, I don't mind adding in the models and proper images.

Hey, do you happen to have any glow sticks in there? I want to do a little Oblivion rave party.