despite what my post count might suggest ( it liez it liez !!) or what my rank might belie ( regular )
i am stil a vulking newbie i have been here only a week
which is quite sad when you think about it that i can post 75 counted messages in a week and vault from newbie to regular
quite sad indeed
anyway
spam belongs in a can
and i wil for ever break the ninth tenent i do not like pies in any form what so ever

so when wil i get my pet daedra seeing that i wil break the 100 posts mark surley very soon

the azure feline

74 posts, actually.

Anyways...


Seeing that your not an actual Newbie, I shouldn't give you SPAM, but since you're a lady, I'll make an exception.


Welcome to The Forums!

Here's your FREE can of SPAM (remember, you should only have my SPAM ) :




Enjoy!


jojo man should be along shortly with the "Unofficial Ten Commandments" of the site.

Indeed, soon Vet
Welcome to the mess although You already have a feeling of what lurks around

pseudo newbie then seeing i am less then a week hre
and it wil be 75 soon enough ill make sure of that

and i have already broken the ninth tenent

*Gasp!*

Burn her! She's a witch!

Don't feel too bad about your post count, we have had someone register and reach veteran within one night.

dont tempt me
if my connection speed was actually normal i might just be able to do that

You would likely upset the staff and be banned the same as s/he. Wouldn't you rather stick around and have fun?

nah most of what i say isnt spam
some if but not all of it
at the moment however i am liable to put my first through the screen

Bluekatt is a *she* ?!

With your number of postings, does that make you a *regular newbie" ?

am i ?

but i am not lighter then a duck either

a regular newbie hmm
and over achieving nub then

Ah, another Monty Python liked I see. And you mentioned you were female in an earlier post. That's how I knew.

How are you typing if you are a nub? A nub is someone with out any fingers or toes...

wait where did i say i was female ?

and i type with a pencil between my teeth im quite good at it

Maybe I'm mistaken, but I think it was in the "Druids Garden" Section.

Perhaps it was someone else...

Sorry...

i only posted in my own thread there and i never claimed i was female in there
so you must have me confused with somebody else

now about this spam can i keep it ?

Sure you can!

We've got plenty!

hmm im sure you do

now how do i open this can of spam ?

because i got a lobster thermidor with autravettes chalottes and pate on top and i want spam with it