Hi just introducing myself...so um yea there we go.

at least you didnt name your self random noob
welcome at any rate
watch out for the pet daedra the members with posts over a 100 keep
they bite

Welcome to The Forums!

Here's your FREE can of SPAM (remember, you should only have my SPAM ) :




Enjoy!


jojo man should be along shortly with the "Unofficial Ten Commandments" of the site.

i'd like a lobster thrmidor with au travette schopped chalottes truffles on top and spam !

is that can oif spam actually ever opend or does it justget bandied around since 1945 ?

Welcome Random Guy ..

remember .. "Beyond this place there be Dragons!"

Welcome to the Nexus! Where insanity is the norm. I hereby present:

The Ten Commandments of Nexus

1) NEVER mention Cthulhu. To do so is to invoke 'The Golden Touch of Death' from Lord Slythers Golden hand.
2) NEVER demean the The_Terminators fishy-sticks.
3) Fear the grues
4)Don't feed Bob(You'll see him eventually, I'm sure)
5)Worship Lisnpuppy, Queen of the Snow Arena and Goddess of the NEXUS(or suffer disembowelment)
6) Have SPAM and don't Fun!(Accept SPAM only from Gman)
7) Kneel before the awesome might of.....Freddy's Accordian.
NEVER attempt to encourage sanity
9)Praise the Pies!!!
and last but not least
10) Embrace the insanity( for you shall see little of anything else )

Welcome again.

an arcordion ?
and i sinned i broke the ninth tenent
i am surley doomed arent i ?
oh wel 25 is a good age to die not as good as 27 but still good

Should we praise your honesty for having a name that really could be claimed by many on the forum?

No, I suspect a little mock humility there.

But, who cares.

Throw yourself into everything (unless you can see you won't be able to get out alive of course). On this forum at least, more often than not, there will be someone to help you out.

Welcome and have fun.

And whenever possible avoid suspicious dishes, someway death can be even less bitter.

Oh, yes, I was forgetting the most important, welcome aboard the express to nowhere that is in everywhere anywhere you will call home... and so, you'll be forever hooked.

Welcome from Lisnpuppy, Goddess of the Nexus and Queen of the Snow Arena.

Have spam, dont fun and all that rot.